I am your father Luke

[Scat]

Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/30/star-wars-lightsabers-invented

 

[Dr. Jones]

More good reading.

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?19264-The-Future-is-NOW

 

[LogGrad98]

Did you know that if it's hot enough it will vaporize the tissue and not cauterize it, so that could cause some nasty wounds.

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[Bronco70]

Inexplicably, reports suggest that physicists have not yet begun the process of using the technology to build actual lightsaber-style weapons

Lol.