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Our Utah Jazz @ The Sacramento Boom Bitches, 3/29 8:30 PM Mountain

David Stern

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Praise be unto Fat Boris and the Churros, who singlehandedly carried us to a win on Monday night. We hope that this thread will once again appease them both as we take on the Sacramento Boom Bitches, led by:

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Shrek....

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Donkey from Shrek....

ANDDDDD

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THE ALMIGHTY BOOM BITCHES!!

As they face Our Jazz, who are led by:

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Joe "He's not your Dad, but he sure looks like him" Ingles

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Quin "Get that **** outta here" Snyder

ANDDD once again.......

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FAT BORIS!!

I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember Derrick Favors, who is obviously dead:

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Thank you. Now here come the Churros!

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GO JAZZ!
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and declare this the best gamethread of the year so far (even though that last picture didn't load for me)
Who is that blonde churro sucker? Julianne hough?
 
Btw, boris isn't fat enough in his picture.

Gonna need a fatter boris
 
I hope Hayward is back. The Kings have given us trouble in every meeting this season and they are hot right now.
 
Or we have a baby 17 year old Diaw

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Another huge game by Gobert?

25 points, 16 boards, 4 blocks, 2 assists and a steal? 70% shooting, 77% from the line.
 
Honest question, would fat Boris eat a churro? They are delicious but I'm not sure there is enough butter or cheese in a churro. Perhaps a churro filled with cream cheese, battered, and refryed would be more his style? Dipped in espresso, of course.

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Honest question, would fat Boris eat a churro? They are delicious but I'm not sure there is enough butter or cheese in a churro. Perhaps a churro filled with cream cheese, battered, and refryed would be more his style? Dipped in espresso, of course.

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We're saving the Boris eating a churro pictures for the playoffs, because once those have been unleashed the world will be a completely different place.
 
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