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Pre Game
Portland +19.5; how often do you see a line like that?
While I want losses I won't even be mad if this young team filled with near G-League talent can actually upset a good team.
No Nurkic, Lillard, and Simons, no problem!
We've had some ugly losses in SLC over the years - this one just might top them all!
Looks like the worst one was a 37-point loss in 2007.
sigh.
espn.
why
Becase America can't get enough CJ Elleby.
Portland has been outscored by 156 points in their last 5 games That's the worst 5-game span in NBA history by point differential. Blazers-Jazz (-18) is currently the largest spread this season
I’m ready for another National TV Embarrassment
Jazz are fully healthy too, and they have Gobert and Whiteside. Gonna be a massacre lolol
Tonight's match belongs on ESPN 8: The Ocho.
perhaps the first and last time we might see jingles on the bench
FiveThirtyEight has us at a 2% chance of winning this game. That's the lowest single-game chance of winning that I've ever seen from them
1st Half
....the Jazz are undoubtably going to blow the nuts off the guys we're sending on the floor.....
This might be the worst starting five in history i love it so much
Eek. Let’s make some buckets!
This is the worst start to a game ever.
This is technically a basketball game
yikes!!
gobert is gonna get a dozen lobs minimum
Anyone put cheddar down on the -18 spread?
Ref should call this fight
In the words of Roberto Duran
“No Mas”
I feel like a school kid wondering if I could get in trouble for watching this.
4 points in 6 minutes lmao.
we're not down 30, still anyone's ballgame
Worst finisher in the nba, Elleby. no one else comes close. Blows layups regularly.
I just want Elleby and Blevins gone, neither deserves a roster spot over half the guys in the G league. They are both pure ****.
Elleby gives scrubs everywhere hope they might be able to play in the NBA.
we need a mercy rule
2nd Half
I came to make sure the halftime score was correct. I wanna cut my balls off.
When you have to make an opposing player "Player of the half" cause none of yours have done anything
Stop it, Mormons
This is embarrassing. I get tanking but dear god what free agent is going to see this and think, yes I want that, more please.
Is this the worst national tv game ever?
This is why weed is legal in Oregon.
Wait…we really have 43 points in the third?! Jfc this tank is INDESTRUCTIBLE
I think worse than the that Bobcats team. Legit probably worse than any team in NBA history
it’s a nail biter if the jazz score flipped
I bet Hart plays better when he’s not surrounded on the floor by pukes.
I cant believe I put on pants and left my house to go and watch this game in a public setting
Lmfaooo the blazers might lose by 50 on national television
Keon somehow has a +/- of 0 while playing 28 minutes in a 40 point game...
‘
Lowkey if you watch like it’s a sitcom where we are bad at basketball but you still root for some of the characters…it’s not bad
I don’t think we’re getting chalupas tonight.
Bruh why do they keep putting us on TV
Can we get two losses for this one?
Hart just created 3 wide open corner threes in one possession. All bricks
Good news is that we're shooting 11-43 and then 1-15 from deep.
This is incredible
take fouls in the penalty is next level tanking
I know they're overmatched, but this is an utterly gutless performance.
This **** is disgustingly bad.
Josh Hart with a plus/minus if -51 tonight. I've never seen anything that high or low.
I don't know what's worse. Hughes shooting under 20% since joining the Blazers or Hart's 2-27 on three pointers since the All-Star break.
I live on the east coast and I've stayed up to watch almost every game this season...pure torture.
I haven't been watching this game and just checked the box score ... I thought my browser was glitching. We really do be tanking.
****, we still have another quarter???
this is precision engineered military grade tanking baby
With 2:30 in the 3rd Blazers are down by more more points than they have scored 43-92
Imagine paying guys for this
why do i support this team, the stress is unbearable
I'm 65 and a Blazer fan since high school. Can't remember this kind of feeling. Think I'll just go to bed.
What the **** am I watching
Jazz just doubled up on Blazers
74 to 37
Coach Billups called timeout, he has ideas how to fix the issues.
Portland putting another scoop on the turd cone tonight. Any chance we break 50 after 3?
The first team to 100 usually wins, so I don't like our chances.
I didn't realize it was an ESPN game, that sucks for everyone.
Its really unfortunate that when two teams play this hard that one has to lose.
Damn i really really want us to lose but not like this
Josh Hart sucks imo guy can’t shoot for ****
We might not get a player score in double figures. I wonder if that’s ever happened before.
We legitimately look like we could break some records at this point.
Post Game
suckingest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
I’m fully on board with the tank but this is getting cringey. I don’t think I’ve seen a tank this tankey.
I'm proud of this team. They go out there every night and lose with dignity.
I know it’s necessary but good god this is an ugly product
Lol I didn’t watch the game, but the box score looks like our starters got straight up massacred
Thank God that's over. It was so bad when I looked for a stream I got a message saying "not worth pirating"
The game on Saturday against Minne was quite entertaining. The last two have been dreadful. I would rather watch re-runs of Hee Haw. At least Daisy is worth it.
Josh Hart - Not a big fan of the plus/minus stat but, -51 in like 26 minutes?? DAAAAANNNNGGG
Yeah that's rough. But Keon's is 0 in 27mins? How's that possible? Starters just destroyed I guess..
I don’t know if I’ve ever watched a worse team. Of all our active players how many were actually drafted? 50%? 60%?
We have had summer league teams that could beat this roster
We have become a generational talent in tanking!
Everyone just hang in there, starting on the 20th we're going to start losing games by 10-15 points instead of 30-50 but until then buckle up.
We are trying to tank and we still only have 3 less losses than the Lakers who aren’t trying to tank and have 2 future HOF’ers.
Hart is -49 tonight. whoops -51 now. What is the record for a player in a game?
Tony Snell tonight: 31 minutes 0 points 0 assists 0 blocks 1 rebound
I don't know how these things are measured, but this has to be one of the worst six game streaks in history. I mean, look at these point differentials (in order of least to most):
14
30
32
37
38
43
It's pretty remarkable. But looking at who's getting minutes, it's not like the players are underperforming. Haha
Portland +19.5; how often do you see a line like that?
While I want losses I won't even be mad if this young team filled with near G-League talent can actually upset a good team.
No Nurkic, Lillard, and Simons, no problem!
We've had some ugly losses in SLC over the years - this one just might top them all!
Looks like the worst one was a 37-point loss in 2007.
sigh.
espn.
why
Becase America can't get enough CJ Elleby.
Portland has been outscored by 156 points in their last 5 games That's the worst 5-game span in NBA history by point differential. Blazers-Jazz (-18) is currently the largest spread this season
I’m ready for another National TV Embarrassment
Jazz are fully healthy too, and they have Gobert and Whiteside. Gonna be a massacre lolol
Tonight's match belongs on ESPN 8: The Ocho.
perhaps the first and last time we might see jingles on the bench
FiveThirtyEight has us at a 2% chance of winning this game. That's the lowest single-game chance of winning that I've ever seen from them
1st Half
....the Jazz are undoubtably going to blow the nuts off the guys we're sending on the floor.....
This might be the worst starting five in history i love it so much
Eek. Let’s make some buckets!
This is the worst start to a game ever.
This is technically a basketball game
yikes!!
gobert is gonna get a dozen lobs minimum
Anyone put cheddar down on the -18 spread?
Ref should call this fight
In the words of Roberto Duran
“No Mas”
I feel like a school kid wondering if I could get in trouble for watching this.
4 points in 6 minutes lmao.
we're not down 30, still anyone's ballgame
Worst finisher in the nba, Elleby. no one else comes close. Blows layups regularly.
I just want Elleby and Blevins gone, neither deserves a roster spot over half the guys in the G league. They are both pure ****.
Elleby gives scrubs everywhere hope they might be able to play in the NBA.
we need a mercy rule
2nd Half
I came to make sure the halftime score was correct. I wanna cut my balls off.
When you have to make an opposing player "Player of the half" cause none of yours have done anything
Stop it, Mormons
This is embarrassing. I get tanking but dear god what free agent is going to see this and think, yes I want that, more please.
Is this the worst national tv game ever?
This is why weed is legal in Oregon.
Wait…we really have 43 points in the third?! Jfc this tank is INDESTRUCTIBLE
I think worse than the that Bobcats team. Legit probably worse than any team in NBA history
it’s a nail biter if the jazz score flipped
I bet Hart plays better when he’s not surrounded on the floor by pukes.
I cant believe I put on pants and left my house to go and watch this game in a public setting
Lmfaooo the blazers might lose by 50 on national television
Keon somehow has a +/- of 0 while playing 28 minutes in a 40 point game...
‘
Lowkey if you watch like it’s a sitcom where we are bad at basketball but you still root for some of the characters…it’s not bad
I don’t think we’re getting chalupas tonight.
Bruh why do they keep putting us on TV
Can we get two losses for this one?
Hart just created 3 wide open corner threes in one possession. All bricks
Good news is that we're shooting 11-43 and then 1-15 from deep.
This is incredible
take fouls in the penalty is next level tanking
I know they're overmatched, but this is an utterly gutless performance.
This **** is disgustingly bad.
Josh Hart with a plus/minus if -51 tonight. I've never seen anything that high or low.
I don't know what's worse. Hughes shooting under 20% since joining the Blazers or Hart's 2-27 on three pointers since the All-Star break.
I live on the east coast and I've stayed up to watch almost every game this season...pure torture.
I haven't been watching this game and just checked the box score ... I thought my browser was glitching. We really do be tanking.
****, we still have another quarter???
this is precision engineered military grade tanking baby
With 2:30 in the 3rd Blazers are down by more more points than they have scored 43-92
Imagine paying guys for this
why do i support this team, the stress is unbearable
I'm 65 and a Blazer fan since high school. Can't remember this kind of feeling. Think I'll just go to bed.
What the **** am I watching
Jazz just doubled up on Blazers
74 to 37
Coach Billups called timeout, he has ideas how to fix the issues.
Portland putting another scoop on the turd cone tonight. Any chance we break 50 after 3?
The first team to 100 usually wins, so I don't like our chances.
I didn't realize it was an ESPN game, that sucks for everyone.
Its really unfortunate that when two teams play this hard that one has to lose.
Damn i really really want us to lose but not like this
Josh Hart sucks imo guy can’t shoot for ****
We might not get a player score in double figures. I wonder if that’s ever happened before.
We legitimately look like we could break some records at this point.
Post Game
suckingest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
I’m fully on board with the tank but this is getting cringey. I don’t think I’ve seen a tank this tankey.
I'm proud of this team. They go out there every night and lose with dignity.
I know it’s necessary but good god this is an ugly product
Lol I didn’t watch the game, but the box score looks like our starters got straight up massacred
Thank God that's over. It was so bad when I looked for a stream I got a message saying "not worth pirating"
The game on Saturday against Minne was quite entertaining. The last two have been dreadful. I would rather watch re-runs of Hee Haw. At least Daisy is worth it.
Josh Hart - Not a big fan of the plus/minus stat but, -51 in like 26 minutes?? DAAAAANNNNGGG
Yeah that's rough. But Keon's is 0 in 27mins? How's that possible? Starters just destroyed I guess..
I don’t know if I’ve ever watched a worse team. Of all our active players how many were actually drafted? 50%? 60%?
We have had summer league teams that could beat this roster
We have become a generational talent in tanking!
Everyone just hang in there, starting on the 20th we're going to start losing games by 10-15 points instead of 30-50 but until then buckle up.
We are trying to tank and we still only have 3 less losses than the Lakers who aren’t trying to tank and have 2 future HOF’ers.
Hart is -49 tonight. whoops -51 now. What is the record for a player in a game?
Tony Snell tonight: 31 minutes 0 points 0 assists 0 blocks 1 rebound
I don't know how these things are measured, but this has to be one of the worst six game streaks in history. I mean, look at these point differentials (in order of least to most):
14
30
32
37
38
43
It's pretty remarkable. But looking at who's getting minutes, it's not like the players are underperforming. Haha
