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Pre Game
THIS MAKES NO SENSE. If Jokers toe was that bad he wouldn’t have played yesterday. Also cousins out again? So much for trying to get the most out of his 10 day. Just say you are resting joker, don’t use the toe as an excuse
Our chances of winning are ZERO tonight.
No Jokic we toast
Jazz missing like 20 guys
The G-League Nuggs vs the Bogdanovic Jazz.
Unbelievable. Malone is a clear and present danger to our franchise.
Why exactly was Jokic played last night?
Resting Jokic against the Jazz, who don't have a center instead of against the T Wolves is so f***ing stupid.
Not to mention that Utah is more relevant in the standings right now. Just so stupid.
Luckily, the Jazz are missing 5 of their top 9, so we still have a chance to steal it.
Conley/Bojan vs Monte/Barton I guess lol?
The Nuggets and Jazz will literally never be on ESPN again after this game.
Wow. Like who the **** is playing this game
1st Half
This would have been a blowout with jokic sigh
That was surprisingly fun
Bench outscored the starters. Bryne had a nice first half with 13 points.
thats game - we won the 1st qt.
Holy 3 point shooting from both teams
We're shooting 75% from 3 and 62% FG and we're only up by 4.
LOL at Goberts dark crystal necklace
When it's a battle of roleplayers, it's 100% all about coaching.
This looks like Summer League in February, I love it.
Rudy Gobert looks like Rasputin with that crystal
Utah's offense is like still good, they move the ball well and clearly have a system.
Ours, we have nothing. Malone doesn't do s**t for us, it's all Jokic.
They are killing us in the paint. I’d rather have JMK in the game now than Uncle Jeff.
After Utah wins tis game they will be 3 and 11 in their last 14 games, guess who the 3 wins will be against
Where has this Bryn been? Damn what a half
Why are we only up 1 point, while shooting 70 percent threes? Ouch.
It's a layup line for the Jazz?
Are we back in the bubble, what is this shooting lol
I'm currently doing my best to fart hard enough to deprive the air in here of enough oxygen to maybe go to sleep at some point tonight. Wish me luck.
Seriously what’s wrong with Cousins? Injured already on a 10 day
Honestly for both teams having so many starters missing this was a very entertaining half of basketball
2nd Half
our defense do be non existent
We're shooting 44% from 3 and they're shooting 26% and we're still down by 3, jc
Reed making Malone look even dumber, and I didn't know that was possible.
How on earth is Jeff Green -13 in a 1 pt game.
Have we had more turnovers this quarter than shots?
Can rivers just stay in utah
39 shots from the Jazz vs 40 shots from Nuggets, both with more than 50% FG
Until the playoffs, Utah gets the best home whistle in the league
Bones/Reed/Forbes are 9/13 from 3. Why are they playing behind rivers/Barton/Jeff
Every Jazz player is constantly going for the layup in slow motion, and still managing to score almost every single time, and i like some 3pt shooting contest but i'd rather wait for the All Star Weekend for that. But hey, in the end the most important thing is getting away the win.
That went way better than any outcome I had expected. Except Barton. Even when I tried to defend that dude, which is extremely rare, he ensures that I look stupid for doing so.
wow is this a bad stretch for Barton. Hes got the mierdas touch right now
Why is Rivers playing 817 minutes tonight?
Monte is legitimately the least dynamic guard I think I've ever seen. He can shoot but legitimately can't create a single advantage.
old man gay killin us now
listen fellas, it's either Rivers or Facu.
If they overturn this, I say we kick Utah out of the United States
Also, thank god this is the last Utah game of the season. Hate seeing these pricks 4 times a year
Worst refs since last game
one is eating a bowl of s**t, the other is drinking rat poison. the latter is sure to kill you.
sure would've been great to have a reliable vet like Gay off the bench. but we can't compete with a glamour market like Salt Lake.
They got all 50-50 balls. Never a good sign.
Wow these turnovers are hilarious
Of course they bank that in
No Jokic, no confidence. This team is wet toilet paper.
Bro it's gonna be like half an hour until this piece of **** game ends
ABSOLUTELY none of our Guards can stay in front of anyone. That is going to haunt us in the playoffs
Want to bet Barton finishes and takes 4-5 shots the last two minutes? Dribbles into the lane with no plan and with blinders on with Zeke open in the corner and Bones at the top of the key. WB hoists up a desperation shot in the lane that misses iron and with an incredulous look of what I missed? I make that all the time in my dreams.
Is there a team in the NBA who gets stripped from behind more than the Nuggets?
Me the last 10 seconds "Will give up the ball, Will give up the ball, Will give up the ball"
Edit: Just proves how dumb I am...
Do these f***ing idiots just watch there man double and not scream anything? Fire? Hot? Like what the f**k man? AAU s**t
Forbes has been great offensively but he does have a legit case of being the worst defender in the league
Gay must be loving this. hasn't been the best player on the floor since his Grizzly days.
Bro what did they just let O’Neale do to Zeke? That’s a felony in at least three countries
Utah having Conley and Bojan in there is just cheating
Even the Altitude-paid talk show hosts don't slob that knob.
How are they getting so many uncontested layups. Come on guys play some defense
I like Jared Butler. I wanted us to get him or Ayo in the draft.
How TF is Rudy Gay still playing? He's got to be like 40 years old.
Oh well. How good is Jokic? Without him we can’t win a game against this team?!
yeah, that guard defense with those guys was POROUS! Or that's even being generous, because even a colander will pick up some debris...
Post Game
OMG! Are you telling me that they couldn't against a team with players and G-League level?
Why does Will Barton insist on having the ball in his hands in crucial moments?? He is holding back this team but Malone doesn’t see that for some reason.
Being at the game tonight it was obvious that Barton and Rivers should’ve stayed at the hotel
Will “not the answer” Barton line tonight: 6-16 from the floor and 1-4 from three point line. Somebody please explain why this guy starts??
This might be an extreme take but, I think we win this game with Jokic.
Sometimes I really wonder why I watch this stupid ****ing game. Great effort tonight by the Nuggets but I'm really questioning why I waste time watching such an obvious farce
Not a What a very very disappointing loss. To be swept by the ****ing Jazz grinds my gears
their acting head coach looks like an NPC
Barton hater, but he was bad. Turnovers and not willing to pass to the shooters. Bones shot ok, but too many turnovers (9 between him and Barton). Forbes is a bit of a liability on defense, but shoots too well to keep out and Davon Reed flat out needs more minutes.
Barton 3 turnovers in last 2:15. Jazz score 6pts.
Love the effort from the guys tonight.
Disgusted with this dumb f**k idiotic organization for choosing to rest Jokic in the much more important game in the B2B.
Can we please fire Malone, Tim and everyone involved and get guys who have brains?
I say 13% chance Barton makes both FTs
Losing to Minnesota and then the Jazz without Spida and Gobert is entirely unacceptable
Season from hell continues.
How the hell are we going to resign jokic?
since Jan 5 the Jazz have only won against two teams: the Pistons (once) and the Nuggets (three times)
It’s so discombobulated down there. No one seems to know where they need to be.
Hahaha Barton, i've never seen a worse individual performance in quite some time, given how many minutes he plays, how many plays he runs and how many shots he tries.
We lose. Terrible decision making by the coaches playing our guys yesterday instead of today
Why the **** is Malone just handing the season sweep to Utah?!!? You put Joker in for one quarter and Its an automatic win. So ****ing pissed about this game
Rivers was all but invisible tonight. 2/3/1 on 1-5 shooting in 29 minutes. Reed should now move ahead of Rivers on depth chart.
Weird game that felt like an exhibition contest. Barton will get a lot of heat, and rightfully so, as he looked downright uninterested most of the night, but Monte didn't do much either. He had a nice start, then faded into the background while he Utah guards blew by him repeatedly. Will and Monte needed to step up tonight and neither did. I really hope Bones is our backup PG next year.
I'm in awe by Will Barton. What a guy! It's amazing how he finds new and creative ways to create turnovers. Just when I think I've seen them all, he comes up with a new one.
Turning the ball over while dribbling behind your back when you're standing at the edge of the court? I had no idea anyone would ever attempt that.
Shooting over a 7 foot center? You know must guys would try to create some space first. Not Will though; close the space first, then shoot. Barton figured out the trigonometry to make it work.
Turn your back at the baseline, so that it's easy for the defender to pick your pocket? Sure, why not? I don't think you've turned it over doing that yet?
I can't wait to see what creative ideas he comes up with to turn the ball over next game!
I never want to see first option Will Barton in my life again.
Well that was ****ing painful to watch
If the Refs don't literally give every single call to Utah, we win that game.
We call that the Utah special this season. I wish nothing but the worst on the schedule makers for this ****.
Feels like one that's gonna bite us in the *** at the end of the year
It was a lot of fun watching jokic school gobert tonight!
Forbes with 26 pts on 77% shooting tho, hot damn. Even creating his own shot a few times.
I don't think Barton wants to be in Nuggets any longer. I'm not even sure he wants to play basketball anymore.
He didn't even care to try tonight. Not even to fake that he cares.
Gave a middle finger to the whole team.
How many times have we had a huge possession...only to see Barton let someone steal the ball from behind, or Barton miss a wide-open three, or Barton irrationally drive against a packed paint, or Barton make a horrible pass, or Barton miss a big free-throw. I just don't get it. Why is this ignored by our Malone and Connelly?
For me the biggest negative difference was doubling their turnovers (14 to 7) with 20 pts off those turnovers. (Most notably Barton and Bones with 9 TOs combined)
THIS MAKES NO SENSE. If Jokers toe was that bad he wouldn’t have played yesterday. Also cousins out again? So much for trying to get the most out of his 10 day. Just say you are resting joker, don’t use the toe as an excuse
Our chances of winning are ZERO tonight.
No Jokic we toast
Jazz missing like 20 guys
The G-League Nuggs vs the Bogdanovic Jazz.
Unbelievable. Malone is a clear and present danger to our franchise.
Why exactly was Jokic played last night?
Resting Jokic against the Jazz, who don't have a center instead of against the T Wolves is so f***ing stupid.
Not to mention that Utah is more relevant in the standings right now. Just so stupid.
Luckily, the Jazz are missing 5 of their top 9, so we still have a chance to steal it.
Conley/Bojan vs Monte/Barton I guess lol?
The Nuggets and Jazz will literally never be on ESPN again after this game.
Wow. Like who the **** is playing this game
1st Half
This would have been a blowout with jokic sigh
That was surprisingly fun
Bench outscored the starters. Bryne had a nice first half with 13 points.
thats game - we won the 1st qt.
Holy 3 point shooting from both teams
We're shooting 75% from 3 and 62% FG and we're only up by 4.
LOL at Goberts dark crystal necklace
When it's a battle of roleplayers, it's 100% all about coaching.
This looks like Summer League in February, I love it.
Rudy Gobert looks like Rasputin with that crystal
Utah's offense is like still good, they move the ball well and clearly have a system.
Ours, we have nothing. Malone doesn't do s**t for us, it's all Jokic.
They are killing us in the paint. I’d rather have JMK in the game now than Uncle Jeff.
After Utah wins tis game they will be 3 and 11 in their last 14 games, guess who the 3 wins will be against
Where has this Bryn been? Damn what a half
Why are we only up 1 point, while shooting 70 percent threes? Ouch.
It's a layup line for the Jazz?
Are we back in the bubble, what is this shooting lol
I'm currently doing my best to fart hard enough to deprive the air in here of enough oxygen to maybe go to sleep at some point tonight. Wish me luck.
Seriously what’s wrong with Cousins? Injured already on a 10 day
Honestly for both teams having so many starters missing this was a very entertaining half of basketball
2nd Half
our defense do be non existent
We're shooting 44% from 3 and they're shooting 26% and we're still down by 3, jc
Reed making Malone look even dumber, and I didn't know that was possible.
How on earth is Jeff Green -13 in a 1 pt game.
Have we had more turnovers this quarter than shots?
Can rivers just stay in utah
39 shots from the Jazz vs 40 shots from Nuggets, both with more than 50% FG
Until the playoffs, Utah gets the best home whistle in the league
Bones/Reed/Forbes are 9/13 from 3. Why are they playing behind rivers/Barton/Jeff
Every Jazz player is constantly going for the layup in slow motion, and still managing to score almost every single time, and i like some 3pt shooting contest but i'd rather wait for the All Star Weekend for that. But hey, in the end the most important thing is getting away the win.
That went way better than any outcome I had expected. Except Barton. Even when I tried to defend that dude, which is extremely rare, he ensures that I look stupid for doing so.
wow is this a bad stretch for Barton. Hes got the mierdas touch right now
Why is Rivers playing 817 minutes tonight?
Monte is legitimately the least dynamic guard I think I've ever seen. He can shoot but legitimately can't create a single advantage.
old man gay killin us now
listen fellas, it's either Rivers or Facu.
If they overturn this, I say we kick Utah out of the United States
Also, thank god this is the last Utah game of the season. Hate seeing these pricks 4 times a year
Worst refs since last game
one is eating a bowl of s**t, the other is drinking rat poison. the latter is sure to kill you.
sure would've been great to have a reliable vet like Gay off the bench. but we can't compete with a glamour market like Salt Lake.
They got all 50-50 balls. Never a good sign.
Wow these turnovers are hilarious
Of course they bank that in
No Jokic, no confidence. This team is wet toilet paper.
Bro it's gonna be like half an hour until this piece of **** game ends
ABSOLUTELY none of our Guards can stay in front of anyone. That is going to haunt us in the playoffs
Want to bet Barton finishes and takes 4-5 shots the last two minutes? Dribbles into the lane with no plan and with blinders on with Zeke open in the corner and Bones at the top of the key. WB hoists up a desperation shot in the lane that misses iron and with an incredulous look of what I missed? I make that all the time in my dreams.
Is there a team in the NBA who gets stripped from behind more than the Nuggets?
Me the last 10 seconds "Will give up the ball, Will give up the ball, Will give up the ball"
Edit: Just proves how dumb I am...
Do these f***ing idiots just watch there man double and not scream anything? Fire? Hot? Like what the f**k man? AAU s**t
Forbes has been great offensively but he does have a legit case of being the worst defender in the league
Gay must be loving this. hasn't been the best player on the floor since his Grizzly days.
Bro what did they just let O’Neale do to Zeke? That’s a felony in at least three countries
Utah having Conley and Bojan in there is just cheating
Even the Altitude-paid talk show hosts don't slob that knob.
How are they getting so many uncontested layups. Come on guys play some defense
I like Jared Butler. I wanted us to get him or Ayo in the draft.
How TF is Rudy Gay still playing? He's got to be like 40 years old.
Oh well. How good is Jokic? Without him we can’t win a game against this team?!
yeah, that guard defense with those guys was POROUS! Or that's even being generous, because even a colander will pick up some debris...
Post Game
OMG! Are you telling me that they couldn't against a team with players and G-League level?
Why does Will Barton insist on having the ball in his hands in crucial moments?? He is holding back this team but Malone doesn’t see that for some reason.
Being at the game tonight it was obvious that Barton and Rivers should’ve stayed at the hotel
Will “not the answer” Barton line tonight: 6-16 from the floor and 1-4 from three point line. Somebody please explain why this guy starts??
This might be an extreme take but, I think we win this game with Jokic.
Sometimes I really wonder why I watch this stupid ****ing game. Great effort tonight by the Nuggets but I'm really questioning why I waste time watching such an obvious farce
Not a What a very very disappointing loss. To be swept by the ****ing Jazz grinds my gears
their acting head coach looks like an NPC
Barton hater, but he was bad. Turnovers and not willing to pass to the shooters. Bones shot ok, but too many turnovers (9 between him and Barton). Forbes is a bit of a liability on defense, but shoots too well to keep out and Davon Reed flat out needs more minutes.
Barton 3 turnovers in last 2:15. Jazz score 6pts.
Love the effort from the guys tonight.
Disgusted with this dumb f**k idiotic organization for choosing to rest Jokic in the much more important game in the B2B.
Can we please fire Malone, Tim and everyone involved and get guys who have brains?
I say 13% chance Barton makes both FTs
Losing to Minnesota and then the Jazz without Spida and Gobert is entirely unacceptable
Season from hell continues.
How the hell are we going to resign jokic?
since Jan 5 the Jazz have only won against two teams: the Pistons (once) and the Nuggets (three times)
It’s so discombobulated down there. No one seems to know where they need to be.
Hahaha Barton, i've never seen a worse individual performance in quite some time, given how many minutes he plays, how many plays he runs and how many shots he tries.
We lose. Terrible decision making by the coaches playing our guys yesterday instead of today
Why the **** is Malone just handing the season sweep to Utah?!!? You put Joker in for one quarter and Its an automatic win. So ****ing pissed about this game
Rivers was all but invisible tonight. 2/3/1 on 1-5 shooting in 29 minutes. Reed should now move ahead of Rivers on depth chart.
Weird game that felt like an exhibition contest. Barton will get a lot of heat, and rightfully so, as he looked downright uninterested most of the night, but Monte didn't do much either. He had a nice start, then faded into the background while he Utah guards blew by him repeatedly. Will and Monte needed to step up tonight and neither did. I really hope Bones is our backup PG next year.
I'm in awe by Will Barton. What a guy! It's amazing how he finds new and creative ways to create turnovers. Just when I think I've seen them all, he comes up with a new one.
Turning the ball over while dribbling behind your back when you're standing at the edge of the court? I had no idea anyone would ever attempt that.
Shooting over a 7 foot center? You know must guys would try to create some space first. Not Will though; close the space first, then shoot. Barton figured out the trigonometry to make it work.
Turn your back at the baseline, so that it's easy for the defender to pick your pocket? Sure, why not? I don't think you've turned it over doing that yet?
I can't wait to see what creative ideas he comes up with to turn the ball over next game!
I never want to see first option Will Barton in my life again.
Well that was ****ing painful to watch
If the Refs don't literally give every single call to Utah, we win that game.
We call that the Utah special this season. I wish nothing but the worst on the schedule makers for this ****.
Feels like one that's gonna bite us in the *** at the end of the year
It was a lot of fun watching jokic school gobert tonight!
Forbes with 26 pts on 77% shooting tho, hot damn. Even creating his own shot a few times.
I don't think Barton wants to be in Nuggets any longer. I'm not even sure he wants to play basketball anymore.
He didn't even care to try tonight. Not even to fake that he cares.
Gave a middle finger to the whole team.
How many times have we had a huge possession...only to see Barton let someone steal the ball from behind, or Barton miss a wide-open three, or Barton irrationally drive against a packed paint, or Barton make a horrible pass, or Barton miss a big free-throw. I just don't get it. Why is this ignored by our Malone and Connelly?
For me the biggest negative difference was doubling their turnovers (14 to 7) with 20 pts off those turnovers. (Most notably Barton and Bones with 9 TOs combined)
