Quotes from the Kings' forums-"I'm at this abomination. Kill me."

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  1. JazzAvenues

    JazzAvenues Well-Known Member 2018 Award Winner

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    That Mitchell is somekinda player, though, huh? [​IMG]
    But if Fox can make him work hard on D, tire him out with his speed, maybe we got a chance.



    Jazz are a Top 4 team in the West
    It looks like they got even faster.’They are making Sac look like a G League team.


    The Rudy effect… that guy i like.


    Do the guys think the season started already so they’ve decided it’s time to suck?




    I'm at this abomination.

    Kill me.


    Ricky Rubio shoots the basketball like a guy who's hands went numb the second they touched the ball.


    Gobert makes it crazy hard to score in the paint. Gotta shoot the three ball this game or find some other strategy to pull him away from the basket.


    Gobert is already in the Kings heads.


    The Kings are getting good penetration but are so afraid of Gobert that they act like a cat that caught a mouse and doesn't know what to do with it next.


    Down nearly 30 after 1 quarter feels like it should be a record


    We were down 39-18 to Warriors and that felt bad. this one is 39-10


    Some might call that a buzzer some of us might call it a mercy killing.


    4-0 run guys.... there still hope...


    Willie randomly doubling Exum while his man is standing wide-open underneath the rim is his career in a nutshell.


    The Jazz can get any shot they want whenever they want it.


    Team is not good on offense or defense.

    Here is a tough question: What are the Kings being built for? As in, what kind of team? There's no clues to this anywhere.


    Jazz start the third sans Gobert. Kings start the third with three consecutive dunks. Gobert is THE difference maker.


    Arena is so empty some of the Jazz bench are sitting in the stands lol


    I wish the Kings would trade for Alec Burks who's stuck on Utah's bench. He could function in the role they had hoped LaVine would. He can get his own shot, which the Kings desperately need.


    Everyone who paid to be at this game should get a ****ing refund.

    45-10, huh?

    Kings getting booed during preseason.

    Just gotta shake my head.


    at least I have Gobert and Mitchell on my StR fantasy team. They should feast opening night!


    Mitchell is gonna be dangerous this year.

    Looking like his long ball got a little longer. Dude is not even trying out there.


    Wait, is that Ted Cruz on the court?

    We're on a run and still down 30


    Anyone who catches the tickets they're throwing out should throw them back, Wrigley Field-style


    Allen is their new Hornacek.

    Gonna piss a lot of players off with fundamentals and the ability to get under their skin.


    Kings have 3 starters in against the end of Utah's bench.

    Will they close the gap at all?


    After three quarters

    We’ve taken 15 more shots. They’ve made 12 more than us.


    Fox has 4 points and 2 asst. and he's the future of Kings....please


    Beside the Talent Disparity

    Jazz play hard for 48 minutes. It’s impressive to watch. Their end of bench just keeps the foot on the gas. The entire game.
    Great coaching.


    Masochism

    Is all we have now.


    Jeez. Gobert scores 18 points in 17mins.

    Alec Burks scores 17 in 17mins.
    Jae Crowder scores 12 point in 12 mins.


    My two bright spots regarding the game.

    1. Bagley made his 1st basket with his right hand

    2. I didn’t get into a car accident on the way home.

    aside from that the woman in front of me popped a zit on her husband’s face at one point. Sums the rest of night up.


    If Willie gets outran by Rudy again I’m gonna flip my lid

    Gobert doing some dunking practice out there

    Jae Crowder has outscored the entire Kings team, 8-7.

    Did the MOnstars come down to Sac and get all our players’ talents?


    HOLY **** CAN ANY OF OUR GODDAMM SHOTS GO IN INSTEAD OF SPINNING OUT EVERY ****ING TIME



    I missed the game last year when ATL blew us out by like 40. So now I know how that game felt.


    Gobert is making us his bitch


    47-16 no this is not the score to Thursday night football


    Throwing lobs over Gobert is probably not going to work fam


    we cut the lead to 30 and im hyped so i'll just leave it at that


    At least we have a cool juggler. Utah doesn't have that, right?


    Not even making a dent in that 30 point lead against Jazz b team


    Grayson Allen with the most punchable face in the game


    Do you think they'll keep whipping our *** even with their B squad?


    ****. It's preseason, let us have our run Snyder


    Well we hope you got that out of your system


    Kings bad Jazz good


    If the goal were to lose, the kings would definitely be a #1 seed in the west. Just trying to cheer everybody up. Hope it helps.


    The Jazz are dismantling our even defense too. Completely shredded us with 62% FGs!


    Even they’re scrubs are going off


    Just got back from the Kings game and the best part of it was me and my friends hollering jokes about their shiftiness from the upper deck. We were begging them to end our suffering. That was so bad one of us just said **** it trade everyone and fire everyone else. He’s been a Kings fan his whole life. It was hilarious. Most fun I’ve had at a game in years


    Superstar Grayson Allen could not be contained by the Kings D.
     
  2. Catchall

    Catchall Well-Known Member

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    Been waiting for this. Thanks!
     
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  3. ONE LOVE

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    "Some might call that a buzzer some of us might call it a mercy killing."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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  4. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    OMG NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE.. HAHA..
     
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  5. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    "Superstar Grayson Allen could not be contained by the Kings D."

    HAHA.. it keeps getting better!!
     
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  6. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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    @JazzAvenues midway through the first I was looking forward to this
     
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  7. SCS

    SCS Well-Known Member

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    Lol
     
  8. tonstermits

    tonstermits Well-Known Member

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    Feels like i'm reading the obituaries
     
  9. JazzyFresh

    JazzyFresh Well-Known Member

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    Grayson may have a punchable face but he's our punchable face.
     
  10. NAOS

    NAOS Well-Known Member

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    Some excellent quotes in there. Poor Kings fans. What a lot in life.
     
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  11. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    YouTube "We're not that bad." It's a rap song about the Kings.

    I'd post it, but it swears a few times. Lol
     
  12. rare144

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    One of the best, hope this season brings plenty more
     
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  13. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    This made me lol hard.



    Lol
     
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  14. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    That's a great song by the Menzingers.
     
  15. MVP

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    well done as always. I expect a lot of sultry fans this season, can't wait for Lakers especially.
     
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    These threads are a primary reason I still come to this forum. Well done again.
     
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  18. Dr. Jones

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    That was entertaining.. thanks OP.
     
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  19. JAZZGASM

    JAZZGASM Well-Known Member

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    I laughed at the Monstars stealing the Kings talent comment. That is exactly what the the Kings looked like last night.
     
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  20. Handlogten's Heros

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    It's not even fun to tease them anymore... I find myself reassuring them "Willie aint yo know like the worst ever" "Buddy is a nice role player" "I think Fox can be like Mike Conley in 3-4 years"

    Okay I lied its still really fun but they don't put up a fight anymore.
     
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