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Pre Game
After losing to the wizards, they jazz ought to come out focused and put this away early.
Gobert gonna kill Brown. Hope Dort can give Mitchell a fight.
I can't watch this team of unknowns. And they can't throw it in the freaking ocean.
We are about to get ragdolled. Games have been kinda unwatchable but it will be on another level tonight. Goddamnnn.
Donovan Mitchell is gonna have to have Rudy check under his bed and in his closet for Dort after this.
That concussion made Dort forget how to miss lmao
ok lets just win this one and lose the rest
1st Half
Is there a more creative way to tank than attacking Gobert at the rim every play?
Dort is not human... he is something else
I'd be surprised if Sam Presti doesn't fine and bench Lu Dort for playing so well. Seems anytime a Thunder player has a good game they're mysteriously injured the next game.
Someone please explain the Bisonte Dort to me, I have never felt more left out in my entire life.
Dort with 22 points on 9-15 shooting while defending Donavan competitively drawing 3 offensive fouls... in one half. He has turned up his intensity on O this year too. Whole new arsenal of moves!
Am I having a stroke or is this really happening
2nd Half
Looks like we’re gonna have a classic shootout between 2 legendary snipers in Dort and Niang
Gobert is a monster
Dort wants 45 just so he can say he has Mitchell’s number
35 points for Dort!! And we still have like 4 mins left.
OMG! This is amazing cuz we're still losing!
haha - I love this team
Post Game
Lu Dort is the sixth thunder player to ever score 40 points. The other five? Durant, Westbrook, Harden, PG13 and Shai
Dort's a monster, y'all. Glad he is back. The L sucked but against the best team in the league, I thought we played a great game and showed no quit.
We made the game interesting and still lost, Win Win in my book
When we lose and have fun
These are the type of losses we need to have more often!! Such a fun game!!!!!
This is the only porn I'm willing to pay for.
Mitchell closing his eyes on the last free throws. Hoping this is just a nightmare. Dude doesn't want to be in the dorture chamber again.
This makes me miss competitive basketball, but we're so close to the top of the draft.
I think we all miss it, but it's huge luxury to have a team that can play like this and still be bottom of the standings. Tanking isn't supposed to be this entertaining.
After losing to the wizards, they jazz ought to come out focused and put this away early.
Gobert gonna kill Brown. Hope Dort can give Mitchell a fight.
I can't watch this team of unknowns. And they can't throw it in the freaking ocean.
We are about to get ragdolled. Games have been kinda unwatchable but it will be on another level tonight. Goddamnnn.
Donovan Mitchell is gonna have to have Rudy check under his bed and in his closet for Dort after this.
That concussion made Dort forget how to miss lmao
ok lets just win this one and lose the rest
1st Half
Is there a more creative way to tank than attacking Gobert at the rim every play?
Lu running wild
16 points after 7 minutes? What the hell? Jazz announcers pointing out he’s playing like an allstar alreadyDort out here hitting midrange shots off the dribble
Dort is not human... he is something else
I'd be surprised if Sam Presti doesn't fine and bench Lu Dort for playing so well. Seems anytime a Thunder player has a good game they're mysteriously injured the next game.
Someone please explain the Bisonte Dort to me, I have never felt more left out in my entire life.
Dort with 22 points on 9-15 shooting while defending Donavan competitively drawing 3 offensive fouls... in one half. He has turned up his intensity on O this year too. Whole new arsenal of moves!
Am I having a stroke or is this really happening
2nd Half
Looks like we’re gonna have a classic shootout between 2 legendary snipers in Dort and Niang
Gobert is a monster
Dort wants 45 just so he can say he has Mitchell’s number
35 points for Dort!! And we still have like 4 mins left.
OMG! This is amazing cuz we're still losing!
haha - I love this team
Post Game
Lu Dort is the sixth thunder player to ever score 40 points. The other five? Durant, Westbrook, Harden, PG13 and Shai
Dort's a monster, y'all. Glad he is back. The L sucked but against the best team in the league, I thought we played a great game and showed no quit.
We made the game interesting and still lost, Win Win in my book
When we lose and have fun
These are the type of losses we need to have more often!! Such a fun game!!!!!
This is the only porn I'm willing to pay for.
Mitchell closing his eyes on the last free throws. Hoping this is just a nightmare. Dude doesn't want to be in the dorture chamber again.
This makes me miss competitive basketball, but we're so close to the top of the draft.
I think we all miss it, but it's huge luxury to have a team that can play like this and still be bottom of the standings. Tanking isn't supposed to be this entertaining.
