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Pre Game
Just say that a few more players are “out” with injuries and postpone the game please thanks
Wolves admin managing to get a team photo with 100% of the healthy remainder of the active roster
where’s the forfeit
No kat no ant no twolves
Refuse to play
We literally have 7 active players why are we playing
File a protest. Do not take the court. This is a farce
No Towns no hope. 4 of our 5 starters and two rotation backups out for this one. Scheduled loss on steroids.
We about to get spanked today due to protocols
Goddamn it nostril damn us!
I know this sounds crazy but just hear me out.... KAT being out could be an advantage for this game. That takes away half of Utah's game plan. Naz will probably start but Knight will get a lot of backup minutes. We could look like a different team out there and Utah will have to adjust on the fly. Yeah, they are really friggin' good, but I don't even care. I'm going full optimist right now.
Or maybe that's just a pipe dream my sleep-deprived brain came up with just now. A MAN CAN DREAM DAMN IT.
Don't Suck Wolves!
Silver can kiss my whole ***
can't be disappointed tonight because I have absolutely 0 expectations
“Expect disappointment and you’ll never be disappointed” - Spider-Man NWH
We have 8 people that can suit up, and the players association agrees that means the game's on. Kind of over fans thinking Adam Silver is intentionally hurting or helping certain teams
Shoutout to the Anti-Vaxxers who let this **** mutate and make it so Jake Layman is getting substantial NBA minutes
Wait, Utah has their full starting 5? My god
1st Half
Beverley and Edwards dodging Rudy
Jake Layman starting should be grounds to cancel the game
This dude actually thinks he’s better than Dirk. Dirk never once got Covid during his career
Is ANYONE on the jazz out?
i do not like joe ingles
Really hope this is a false positive for KAT
Anthony Edwards needs to take note of the way Donovan Mitchell is attacking the Wolves defense right now
If we can just shoot 130% from the field I really like our chances tonight.
Donovan is so underappreciated
If you walk around Salt Lake City though and start talking about him. Everyone reacts like a little girl who fell in love with Justin Bieber.
Day 438 of asking whether Gobert is actually good
Im sorry, I know its childish, but “Gay foul” makes me giggle
Jazz set moving screen after moving screen
Man **** gobert, can't believe they didn't call that a foul when he basically held Naz and didn't let him elevate. Dirty bastard.
Look at these Jazz players trying so hard. This must be like their conference finals.
2nd Half
Down 7 without 4 of our 5 starters to one of the best teams in the league..i'll take it
Dlo utterly garbage now.. I am inspired by him not to watch bball. Just horrible. Trade his *** or sth.
Gobert was in the lane for 20 seconds I swear to god
Look, they call timeout and score 3/3 from 3. I wish it happens once for us in clutch. Last game we scored 2 buckets in last 7 mins.
is gobert contractually obligated to injure one of our players every game
Stop challenging gobert when the jazz have abysmal perimeter defenders
****ing stop rudy we're already dead
These Utah announcers really just asked if you can say wedgie on tv
Truly another world out there
"can you say wedgie on tv?" That's the most Utah thing I've ever heard
God damn I hate gobert every time I see him I get so ****ing pissed
If we give up 20 dunks today do you think our team will finally sign a tall player?
Lol that bank shot..our guys are fighting but cant catch a break
Layman can't hit a corner 3 to save his career
That wasn't really Gobert's fault, but wow is he hateable
If Utah did not have Gobert they would have been at OKC level. I know people hate him here but dude such a floor raiser. Their perimeter D is abysmal, but you simply cant score in the paint, its not allowed. We are shooting 43% from 3 and its still not enough.
I hope we play at least once in my life against them with no Gobert. We would score 150.
Part of why they're so abysmal is because they rely so much on Gobert defensively. They just think to funnel their defenders.
Outside that absurd poster, Clarkson has been total *** this game. Just kills their offense every time he's in the game.
If someone asked me the definition of dead wood I’d show them Jake Layman.
If we had Gobert and they had Naz we would have won this game by 50. Though they would never play Naz over Whiteside, its very Timberwolves thing to play without any rim protectors.
D lo makes 30 mil. He apparently does not make shots
Edit: Never doubted my guy!
Jake Layman vs Ingles, peak basketball right now
It feels fun to play with nothing to lose again even if we’ve been doing it for literally forever
Donovan Mitchell is playing so well.
Clarkson really did that
killing us with those lobs tonight.
Bogdonavic and Ingles basically the same person
This drop coverage is ***. I'd rather Donovan kill us than Gobert and Whiteside catching the same lobs over and over.
They can just lob it to Gobert every single time.
Trading 2s for 3s.. Utah takes that every time.
Time to eat my feelings tomorrow at Arby’s!
Quinn Snyder looks like he gets **** all sleep.
Ingles is mad salty lol
Gun to your head how many players on our team that have had good minutes this year shoot league average from the field?? I’d bet on KAT
I found my hate for the Jazz again today
Enough with the take foul holy **** it's awful for the game
Post Game
Utah is like, "it was fun, Wolves. Y'all can go home now.."
Bogdonovics shot form makes me want to bleach my eyes
proud of how this team battled tonight, they were in an awful situation. happy for beas he had a good night.
Can’t even be mad jazz litteraly had all their players and were missing 8
The players stepped up and played their best game . Proud of the team
A win would have been a miracle. Jake Layman and JMAC getting serious minutes is not a winning formula.
Well, I guess you could call that a game. I won't, but I suppose you could.
Considering Jake Layman played 30+ minutes i don't think we did so bad
Beasley got his swagger back, jazz proving why nobody ever takes them seriously
It's kinda nice to see Jokic and Embiid have to play without their star teammates and lose. That's the **** KAT has had to deal with his entire career and has always gotten so much **** for not being able to win. Apparently having All-Star level teammates to play with helps you win.
To take Gobert from the paint you have to shoot like Terrence Mann in last playoffs. We had JMac and Layman shooting 2/11 from wide open 3.
We win that when healthy
They really rained confetti after beating us when we are down 7 players
why hasn't adam silver eradicated the coronavirus yet?
Idk what it is but feels like when we've a point to prove so many guys step up but against Dallas we were cheeks with a better team. If we do find a level of consistency then this team can go places. How we get there I really dunno
Just say that a few more players are “out” with injuries and postpone the game please thanks
Wolves admin managing to get a team photo with 100% of the healthy remainder of the active roster
where’s the forfeit
No kat no ant no twolves
Refuse to play
We literally have 7 active players why are we playing
File a protest. Do not take the court. This is a farce
No Towns no hope. 4 of our 5 starters and two rotation backups out for this one. Scheduled loss on steroids.
We about to get spanked today due to protocols
Goddamn it nostril damn us!
I know this sounds crazy but just hear me out.... KAT being out could be an advantage for this game. That takes away half of Utah's game plan. Naz will probably start but Knight will get a lot of backup minutes. We could look like a different team out there and Utah will have to adjust on the fly. Yeah, they are really friggin' good, but I don't even care. I'm going full optimist right now.
Or maybe that's just a pipe dream my sleep-deprived brain came up with just now. A MAN CAN DREAM DAMN IT.
Don't Suck Wolves!
Silver can kiss my whole ***
can't be disappointed tonight because I have absolutely 0 expectations
“Expect disappointment and you’ll never be disappointed” - Spider-Man NWH
We have 8 people that can suit up, and the players association agrees that means the game's on. Kind of over fans thinking Adam Silver is intentionally hurting or helping certain teams
Shoutout to the Anti-Vaxxers who let this **** mutate and make it so Jake Layman is getting substantial NBA minutes
Wait, Utah has their full starting 5? My god
1st Half
Beverley and Edwards dodging Rudy
Jake Layman starting should be grounds to cancel the game
This dude actually thinks he’s better than Dirk. Dirk never once got Covid during his career
Is ANYONE on the jazz out?
i do not like joe ingles
Really hope this is a false positive for KAT
Anthony Edwards needs to take note of the way Donovan Mitchell is attacking the Wolves defense right now
If we can just shoot 130% from the field I really like our chances tonight.
Donovan is so underappreciated
If you walk around Salt Lake City though and start talking about him. Everyone reacts like a little girl who fell in love with Justin Bieber.
Day 438 of asking whether Gobert is actually good
Im sorry, I know its childish, but “Gay foul” makes me giggle
Jazz set moving screen after moving screen
Man **** gobert, can't believe they didn't call that a foul when he basically held Naz and didn't let him elevate. Dirty bastard.
Look at these Jazz players trying so hard. This must be like their conference finals.
2nd Half
Down 7 without 4 of our 5 starters to one of the best teams in the league..i'll take it
Dlo utterly garbage now.. I am inspired by him not to watch bball. Just horrible. Trade his *** or sth.
Gobert was in the lane for 20 seconds I swear to god
Look, they call timeout and score 3/3 from 3. I wish it happens once for us in clutch. Last game we scored 2 buckets in last 7 mins.
is gobert contractually obligated to injure one of our players every game
Stop challenging gobert when the jazz have abysmal perimeter defenders
****ing stop rudy we're already dead
These Utah announcers really just asked if you can say wedgie on tv
Truly another world out there
"can you say wedgie on tv?" That's the most Utah thing I've ever heard
God damn I hate gobert every time I see him I get so ****ing pissed
If we give up 20 dunks today do you think our team will finally sign a tall player?
Lol that bank shot..our guys are fighting but cant catch a break
Layman can't hit a corner 3 to save his career
That wasn't really Gobert's fault, but wow is he hateable
If Utah did not have Gobert they would have been at OKC level. I know people hate him here but dude such a floor raiser. Their perimeter D is abysmal, but you simply cant score in the paint, its not allowed. We are shooting 43% from 3 and its still not enough.
I hope we play at least once in my life against them with no Gobert. We would score 150.
Part of why they're so abysmal is because they rely so much on Gobert defensively. They just think to funnel their defenders.
Outside that absurd poster, Clarkson has been total *** this game. Just kills their offense every time he's in the game.
If someone asked me the definition of dead wood I’d show them Jake Layman.
If we had Gobert and they had Naz we would have won this game by 50. Though they would never play Naz over Whiteside, its very Timberwolves thing to play without any rim protectors.
D lo makes 30 mil. He apparently does not make shots
Edit: Never doubted my guy!
Jake Layman vs Ingles, peak basketball right now
It feels fun to play with nothing to lose again even if we’ve been doing it for literally forever
Donovan Mitchell is playing so well.
Clarkson really did that
killing us with those lobs tonight.
Bogdonavic and Ingles basically the same person
This drop coverage is ***. I'd rather Donovan kill us than Gobert and Whiteside catching the same lobs over and over.
They can just lob it to Gobert every single time.
Trading 2s for 3s.. Utah takes that every time.
Time to eat my feelings tomorrow at Arby’s!
Quinn Snyder looks like he gets **** all sleep.
Ingles is mad salty lol
Gun to your head how many players on our team that have had good minutes this year shoot league average from the field?? I’d bet on KAT
I found my hate for the Jazz again today
Enough with the take foul holy **** it's awful for the game
Post Game
Utah is like, "it was fun, Wolves. Y'all can go home now.."
Bogdonovics shot form makes me want to bleach my eyes
proud of how this team battled tonight, they were in an awful situation. happy for beas he had a good night.
Can’t even be mad jazz litteraly had all their players and were missing 8
The players stepped up and played their best game . Proud of the team
A win would have been a miracle. Jake Layman and JMAC getting serious minutes is not a winning formula.
Well, I guess you could call that a game. I won't, but I suppose you could.
Considering Jake Layman played 30+ minutes i don't think we did so bad
Beasley got his swagger back, jazz proving why nobody ever takes them seriously
It's kinda nice to see Jokic and Embiid have to play without their star teammates and lose. That's the **** KAT has had to deal with his entire career and has always gotten so much **** for not being able to win. Apparently having All-Star level teammates to play with helps you win.
To take Gobert from the paint you have to shoot like Terrence Mann in last playoffs. We had JMac and Layman shooting 2/11 from wide open 3.
We win that when healthy
They really rained confetti after beating us when we are down 7 players
why hasn't adam silver eradicated the coronavirus yet?
Idk what it is but feels like when we've a point to prove so many guys step up but against Dallas we were cheeks with a better team. If we do find a level of consistency then this team can go places. How we get there I really dunno
