Say farewell to UB. Poker tournament to be held in his honor.

[Gameface]

Texas Hold’em Poker Tournament

Where: Gameface’s house

When: Saturday, July 9th at 2pm

Why: To say farewell to HOF Jazzfanz poster and living legend, UB (and to play poker).

How: PM me or post in the official game thread in my private forum (getting the password is easy).

This tournament will be like my previous tournaments, minus the firearms. If you would like specifics please see the official game thread in my private forum or PM me.
These games are fun. They’re beginner friendly but played by the book. You’ll meet cool people from this website who are nicer and funnier in person. You should probably do it. You’ll have fun.

Franklin, if you read this, if you’re still out there, somewhere, you’re presence is requested at the game. Please contact me.

 

[Archie Moses]

Um, I've been lifting hard for 5 months and I'll for sure be bringing my guns.

 

[Gameface]

Um, I've been lifting hard for 5 months and I'll for sure be bringing my guns.

Ok, there's always room for an exception...

 

[Gameface]

Some random pics that came up when I searched UB Jazzfanz:

 

[Nate505]

Is UB dying or something?

 

[Scat]

Is UB dying or something?

Worse. He's moving to NY.

 

[bigb]

How: PM me or post in the official game thread in my private forum (getting the password is easy).

I wish it was as easy to get my wife's "password" as it is to get yours.

 

[kwb]

If he was dying, I would be seriously mad. And UB, just thought I'd let you know, NY is where dreams are made of. Well per Jay-Z. Jazzfanz already made all your dreams come true. You're wasting your time with the move.

 

[Bronco70]

Please tell me that Trout's GF (La Chica Loca) will not be attending.

 

[Gameface]

No, she will NOT be there.

 

[Archie Moses]

No, she will NOT be there.

Don't worry because KatieMCR will be.

 

[The-Joker]

Don't worry because KatieMCR will be.

Both of her???



jk, we have fun

 

[Gameface]

Don't worry because KatieMCR will be.

I expect a much higher standard of conduct from KatieMCR than Loco had. I also expect everyone to play nice.

 

[YB85]

I wish I could make this game, but I've had this trip booked since February and now that my wife has been medically cleared to travel, I have a date with a pool and never-ending drinks. I hope UB takes all your monies.

 

[Bronco70]

Don't worry because KatieMCR will be.

Good. The more the merrier. Well, except for LCL. She's just loud.

 

[UB]

I expect to see all my knee grows there. It's a good thing.

 

[UB]

I died inside years ago, so here's a nice review of some of my hits before the **** hit the fan and I lost my JF touch and just sort of turned into Adam Sandler meets Salman Rushdie:

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHKZ_enUS433US433&q=utahboozer+jazzfanz&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=659&uss=1#um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHKZ_enUS433US433&tbs=isz:m&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=utahboozer+jazzfanz&oq=utahboozer+jazzfanz&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=19dd46654d86e967&biw=1366&bih=659

 

[Nate505]

No, she will NOT be there.

Damn, I would have flew out for that.

 

[Bronco70]

Damn, I would have flew out for that.

Interestingly, I would fly to Colorado just to be that much farther away from her.

 

[TroutBum]

I'm not coming if MY WOMAN is not there.