Stupid Pet Peeves

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Chickens are tough SOB's.

Killing a possum is pretty impressive.

Ole Fleabag looks pretty damn evil.

 

[Rubashov]

Cats are straight vermin and the most destructive invasive species humans have ever created, hands-down. They should be eradicated as the spawn of demonic scum they are.







But damn if they ain't cute and fun to pet and use a laser pointer to **** with them. Insidious bastards!

I like having a pet killer, She's my little protégé.

Chickens are tough SOB's.

Killing a possum is pretty impressive.

Since I relocated her to my parents house she's basically stopped killing natives. My neighbour has the chickens and with chickens comes rats and mice, she's killed over 20 rats. The only time its been an issue is when my parents nurse left the back door open and I've come home to Fleabag playing with her latest trophy in the kitchen, i had to finish the bastard off with one of dads walking sticks.

That said she's also getting old, cause she's a stray I'm not sure of her age but I'm pretty sure its well over ten, just the way she moves around, no big jumps, she's very careful with her movement and in the last 12 months she's pretty much stopped killing birds.

My neighbours chickens are probably the same size as the cat, she leaves them be, I've also got a large lizard that I'm pretty sure lives in the fernery, the ****er is probably around 16 inches, she stays well away from him too.

 

[Rubashov]

Ole Fleabag looks pretty damn evil.

Not always, just mostly.



Look she definitely has attitude...