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Telling seemingly everbody I know - including work colleagues - that the Jazz would absolutely suck might be the biggest LOSS I've ever taken

Scramantha

Scramantha

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I am from Utah. I am from a golden era of purple and teal and some snow colored jerseys.
I now live in a state that has legalized gambling, far away from Utah. But everybody knows I'm a Jazz super fan, mostly because it's so incredibly rare here. They all asked me what they should bet on for the Jazz win total. I told them all, "like 20, max."

I am dead serious here - like 35 people - 6 of whom are technically my managers.


WHAT. IN. THE. LIVING. F*********K. ???? How could possibly happen???


Everybody hates me. Everybody. I am oddly happy. But I have like 2 local friends left (both lesbians from my community gardening plot) and am likely fired.


I don't even know how to feel.
 
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Don't feel bad. This team traded 4 starters (including two all-stars) to start a rebuild. Absolutely No one saw this coming. I guarantee you the front office is as surprised as anyone that the team is playing this well.
 
Scramantha said:
I am from Utah. I am from a golden era of purple and teal and some snow colored jerseys.
I now live in a state that has legalized gambling, far away from Utah. But everybody knows I'm a Jazz super fan, mostly because it's so incredibly rare here. They all asked me what they should bet on for the Jazz total. I told them all, "like 20, max."

I am dead serious here - like 35 people - 6 of whom are technically my managers.


WHAT. IN. THE. LIVING. F*********K. ???? How could possibly happen???


Everybody hates me. Everybody. I am oddly happy. But I have like 2 local friends left (both lesbians from my community gardening plot) and am likely fired.


I don't even know how to feel.
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LOL
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
After the pre-season it was kind of impossible to say they would be good. The team looked like trash and Will Hardy was saying **** like "We are Team 49".
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What does that mean? Team 49
 
Scramantha said:
I don't even know how to feel.
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