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Warning Jazzfanz

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100% certified ****boii
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You're dangerously close to RED.







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You are advised to leave your mother's basement and get some fresh air. Your room smells like chipotle Fritos, energy drinks, Jergen and ****-rags: a deleterious combination known to impair one's ability to think rationally.

You may also consider placing TWO strips of duct tape around your windows, and carry emergency Depends on your person at all times.




Best regards,
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Mark "LUNAR MONEY SHOT" Mooney,
DHS
 
Thank you for safely returning to the BLUE region. You may resume eating your microwave burritos.
 
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