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2014-2015 Jazzfanz Official #playoffpush thread #rallychurro

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The magnificent churro will see to it that w get the 8 seed and win the championship. But if not, he will allow us to win the draft lotto.
 
The crazy thing is if we get in the PO, we will play Golden State. I don't hate that matchup.

We got the defensive PG for Curry and we can exploit there lack of size. Saturday could be the playoff preview.
 
Cy said:
OK, so the Rally Churro is a Jazzfanz original?
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Here is the official background on the Rally Churro:

I was at the Houston game last week with some people I work with and I always love grabbing a Churro at the game, but there always has to be a set of circumstances that need to happen for me to go get the churro. During that game we had a few, I said if Rudy ends up with 27+ boards I get a churro, if Jeremy scores a single point I get a churro, etc. Just little situations like that. So one of the situations was if the Jazz are down after the 3rd quarter I get a churro and I called it the rally churro because we would have to be down going into 4th quarter. The rally churro was not eaten that night because none of the criteria was met, but it was waiting for a higher calling (this thread). Thus the legend was born.

So yes it is a Jazzfanz original
 
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dipship31 said:
Klay Thompson has a slight ankle sprain, out 7-10 days.........

The GS now looks slightly more winnable
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omg i didn't know the rally churro would actually AFFLICT other teams!

magic said:
Before OKC and NO's last game, their win percentage was .561. If the Jazz won the rest of their games they'd have a win percentage of .561.

OKC is getting Durant back, Anthony Davis is healthier, and both teams are more likely to win a higher percentage than their current percentage (due to super star treatment, stepping up, etc). So I would say it's more likely than not that we still wouldn't make the playoffs.
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what has this to do with the churro?
 
Also brethren it is our duty to get #rallychurro trending tomorrow during the game. I will do my part from the arena as well as I will be sacrificing 1 or 2 normal churros in honor of the higher power (will post pics)
 
dipship31 said:
Also brethren it is our duty to get #rallychurro trending tomorrow during the game. I will do my part from the arena as well as I will be sacrificing 1 or 2 normal churros in honor of the higher power (will post pics)
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You should probably bring a sign that just says #rallychurro.

I'll be at the game too, but it's for work so I have to come off as slightly "professional".
 
The #rallychurro doesn't ask that you understand it, it asks that you trust it. It will do the rest.
 
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