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Got damn.
She's fit! Could you clap from behind though? I might puke seeing those saggers flopping all the way down to the sheets. I HATE saggy boobs. Get a procedure, girl.
Is the AT&T Girl The Hottest Girl on Earth?
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She's fit! Could you clap from behind though? I might puke seeing those saggers flopping all the way down to the sheets. I HATE saggy boobs. Get a procedure, girl.
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What does that mean?
I don't care. She's cute as any in the commercials with clothes on and I'm not going searching for nudes to ruin it for me.
It's a more intelligent word for "noob".
The Thriller
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She's super cute. I'd love to marry a girl like that.
green
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I married her. It's been 11 years. Never put me down, never held a grudge for stupid stuff I do (and you guys see what I write. Can you imagine how bad I am in real life?). Makes me what I want to eat every day, works out and has a smoking body, I get special gifts every birthday, I haven't done a load of laundry or washed a dish in 11 years...
It's been a fantastic 11 years.
You're too modest bro, you seems like one of the most fair & well mannered poster on Jazzfanz. Top 5 at the very least. Never put people down, never hate, very reasonable.
But yes, seems like you've found a lovely person to share your life with. How did you meet her if you don't mind me asking?
green
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LOL. You will love this. We met at a church dance. It's quite ironic because we aren't the most active church goers. It was the only one I've been to and she says the same. Fate, right? Ha ha.
I'm glad you feel that way about me. I hope I don't ever come off too...I dunno...brash. It's a lot easier to be jerk typing, or at least come off as a jerk writing than in real life. It's hard to realize when you write how off putting you can sound.
I can see why marriage is so hard. It takes work. She treats me like I'm the greatest person on earth, and I try to do the same. It makes life much easier that way. Its awesome.
Are you working on a 2 on 1 with One Love? Sounds like a sales pitch.
Yeah had a feeling it might have been at the church or church related activities... thanks for the story bro, really happy for ya
Yeah, you can tell from a picture what kind of woman would make a good wife...
Jerk typing?
Yeah, I've done that before. Too bad they don't make a one handed keyboard.
I'm always a bit of a cynic, but would you expect a girl to confess how many church dances she's been to? Most of the decent LDS women I know stoutly maintain they've never done THAT.
Your wife obviously has her focus on making life pleasant and having a good relationship with you. My wife isn't like that at all. Her focus is on her children, maybe on her family or friends, and does a lot in the service of others. I respect her for that. But somehow, she still does enough for me I'm sure I'd be at a complete loss without her. She's my worst critic, even more so than Game, MVP, or anyone else in here. She complains to her best friends that I'm a socialist. I take it with a little salt, and pepper, and do learn some things from her.
I don't expect life to be easy, I just take it for what it is, or appears to be, and call it good.
Douchebag K
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Dude your wife sounds like a self absorbed biatcchh who treats you with an extraordinary lack of respect ...
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I found babe's wife to be a lovely woman, with an upbeat positive attitude, who was a good conversationalist and obviously cared for her family, for what it's worth.
Douchebag K
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fair enough. He made it sound like he gets no attention and criticized a lot.
best I got
One thing about my point of view. I am much influenced by a dude named Ambrose Bierce, a socialist who went off to Mexico at the turn of the twentieth century. . . aka about 1910. . . to join the "Revolution" there, and got himself killed for meddling in a high-handed way in other people's affairs. Before that, he did OK as a humorist. Probably he prophesied his demise a hundred times with saucy little quips about how stupid we all can be. One of the hallmarks of Bierce is his ability to place polar opposite views on the same footing in his prose.
I consider it essential to being a man to have an attitude of self-sufficiency. My wife definitely doesn't view her place in my life as being my servant, and definitely expects me to do a lot. We were discussing the example of I think green above, who is quite happy to relate how nice his wife treats him. While that could be "nice" and maybe I'd love it, too, if my wife were that way. . . . my remark went to the point about some other things counting, too. People don't all have to fit some formula for happiness that works for someone else.
I usually have a little edge of self-deprecating humor in a vain attempt to soften my generally audacious conceits, and I'm willing to use a little critique of things even while I generally like them.
My wife got me up this morning, and announced that I must clean the yard so she could mow the lawn before it started raining. I'd planned to sit on the front porch and commune with my dog for a good while. I got my pooper scooper job done just in time, and she mowed the lawn, and then it did rain. Then she announced that I must get in her car and go with her to the apartment we're remodeling and help clean it up. I did so, and I followed her orders because guess what, she's efficient and well-organized, and I'm not. We got that job done too.
We had a little victory dance/group hug with lots of kisses when we were done. A good day.
Now, I am, in my own style, "sitting on the porch, communing with my dog".
I probably feel sorry for myself a little, but I don't think it's a huge issue.