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BREAKING THIS NEWS! IMPORTANT RE:JAKE HEAPS

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I have a friend inside info int New York Jets. They signed Jake Heaps! I cannot believe Bronco screwed up that situation with a future NFL quarterback. They have not had a quarterback in about 7 years. Bronco needs to go. I asked him about Jake Heaps in the hall one day and he said he wasn't BYU character. I do not believe this. It porked me and we almost got into an altercation. No wonder BYU cannot recruit talent. Bronco ruins your chances of going to the NFL! I read the other day that BYU has not had a single draft pick since Bronco. Is this true? There's like 7 rounds how is this possible my friends? Gary Crowton had top draftees every year.

Sorry my friends this is supposed to be about Jake Heaps but I hate Bronco so bad. How can one manruin a top notch program in such short a time? Do you know they could have had Wittingham instead? He is a BYU player. Okay Im aiming higher. BYU needs to fire the head athletic department guy. He is weak and sour. I dont care if he is son of head bishop and church is creating high paying position for family of well connected. He has to go.
 
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Somehow, I would view this as a bigger issue than ruining a football team, but that's just me.
 
All right. I'll bite and feed the troll.
It's a non-guaranteed contract. He'll never make the active roster. He'll never make the inactive roster. He'll likely never make the practice squad. Hell, he couldn't even make it at Kansas, the hotbed of college football.
 
bigb said:
All right. I'll bite and feed the troll.
It's a non-guaranteed contract. He'll never make the active roster. He'll never make the inactive roster. He'll likely never make the practice squad. Hell, he couldn't even make it at Kansas, the hotbed of college football.
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You have to look good in those type of settings to be an Elite 11 MVP like he was and to win two D1 starting jobs. He's fool's gold obviously, can't ball out when the game starts for whatever reason, but practice squad? He was born to be on practice squad. I bet he'll even be a QB "guru" at some point down the road - teaching the craft to up and comers for the next 20 years.
 
Cappy_Smurf said:
"Ok guys, pay close attention. I'm gonna show you how not to do it."
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He would be awesome at this!!!

"Okay boys, here's an ideal time not to call a press conference. Make sure you don't strut up to the podium like this and make a big deal of thanking your publicist. If you do you'll end up looking like a total dooooosh, and believe me, it's hard to shake that label once you earn it."
 
bigb said:
All right. I'll bite and feed the troll.
It's a non-guaranteed contract. He'll never make the active roster. He'll never make the inactive roster. He'll likely never make the practice squad. Hell, he couldn't even make it at Kansas, the hotbed of college football.
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Heaps will never stick on an NFL team, but "IF" he ever did, it would be with the New York Jets thanks to the fact that their QB situation seems to be a never ending comedy skit. It's too bad really. Heaps sticking with the Jets would allow me to centralize my hate. It would be very efficient.
 
jazzman12 said:
Heaps will never stick on an NFL team, but "IF" he ever did, it would be with the New York Jets thanks to the fact that their QB situation seems to be a never ending comedy skit. It's too bad really. Heaps sticking with the Jets would allow me to centralize my hate. It would be very efficient.
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Why would you hate Heaps? That's like me hating Lance Rice, but I know Lance Rice was the greatest QB I've ever seen.
 
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