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Stupid Pet Peeves

Troutbum said:
Thank you.

If someone passes you on the right, move the **** over. If you look in your rear view mirror and there is a line of fifteen cars riding you ***, move the **** over. If you're on a two lane road and you are neck and neck with the person on your right, look in your mirror, see my previous sentence, and move the **** over.

It's slow assholes like you that cause wrecks.
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You live in St. George?

I feel your pain.
 
Troutbum said:
Thank you.

If someone passes you on the right, move the **** over. If you look in your rear view mirror and there is a line of fifteen cars riding you ***, move the **** over. If you're on a two lane road and you are neck and neck with the person on your right, look in your mirror, see my previous sentence, and move the **** over.

It's slow assholes like you that cause wrecks.
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Right lane passers when you're NOT on the fast lane also cause accidents as they're trying to pass in a lane meant for merging traffic. Those are the assholes to which I'm referring. I'm not in the fast lane unless I'm doing 80+ and I sure as **** don't stay there when, if ever, there is a lineup behind me.
 
One star service at a four star restaurant. I'm almost certain we were stereotyped, and that became self-fulfilling.

Oh well. The money I saved on tip all went to my babysitters, which is more heart warming.
 
franklin said:
One star service at a four star restaurant. I'm almost certain we were stereotyped, and that became self-fulfilling.

Oh well. The money I saved on tip all went to my babysitters, which is more heart warming.
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A class based stereotype? How did they see you and your party coming from a mile away? I'm interested.
 
My wife and I usually order a drink when we go to a nice place. Let's then know you're not LDS and they've got a chance at a better than 10% tip
 
Gameface said:
My wife and I usually order a drink when we go to a nice place. Let's then know you're not LDS and they've got a chance at a better than 10% tip
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I don't remember the last time I left a less than 20% tip. But then again, I only vaguely remember the last time I ate out at a place I had to leave a tip.
 
TroutBum said:
Thank you.

If someone passes you on the right, move the **** over. If you look in your rear view mirror and there is a line of fifteen cars riding you ***, move the **** over. If you're on a two lane road and you are neck and neck with the person on your right, look in your mirror, see my previous sentence, and move the **** over.

It's slow assholes like you that cause wrecks.
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This never happens here. Well, I haven't seen it in my time driving here in Germany. The law here says you do not pass on the right and people really don't. The pass left, and they leave the far left lane open. I think mainly because it is a bit disconcerting to look in your rearview mirror and see someone approaching at warpspeed. They pass left then pretty quickly move right again. The worst people here camp in the center lane actually, which is irritating.
 
VINYLONE said:
Are the Mormon folk known for not being good tippers?
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Mormons and money are the same as mormons and the freeway. You can have a piece of it when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
 
Cyclists who think they need to ride in the middle of the traffic lane, 30-40 MPH slower than traffic. This is why they get hit killed. Move the **** over! You want us to share the road, but you make it impossible.
 
bigb said:
Cyclists who think they need to ride in the middle of the traffic lane, 30-40 MPH slower than traffic. This is why they get hit killed. Move the **** over! You want us to share the road, but you make it impossible.
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Holy damn, this x 4.

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I had a really good pet peeve but I forgot what it was,

It'll come back to me though, if I wait long enough.
 
My pet peeve is people posting in the pet peeve threat that they have a pet peeve but they forgot the pet peeve and have to wait to remember the pet peeve.
 
LogGrad98 said:
My pet peeve is people posting in the pet peeve threat that they have a pet peeve but they forgot the pet peeve and have to wait to remember the pet peeve.
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ok, well this isn't the one I was thinking of, but it's another and it'll have to do for the time being...

when you write a word and it just doesn't look right

I had this happen recently with the word "inscrutable" - - even after I looked it up to verify the spelling, it still looked wrong...
 
moevillini said:
ok, well this isn't the one I was thinking of, but it's another and it'll have to do for the time being...

when you write a word and it just doesn't look right

I had this happen recently with the word "inscrutable" - - even after I looked it up to verify the spelling, it still looked wrong...
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synonym for; really ugly even after heavy drinking?
 
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