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2015 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

Some of these picks are just hilarious.

Taking Kyrie Irving before D-Will?

Do people not forgot how good D-Will use to be? If you get to cherry pick a certain part of a player's career to use, D-Will should be picked before half of the clowns.
 
Some of these picks are just hilarious.

Taking Kyrie Irving before D-Will?

Do people not forgot how good D-Will use to be? If you get to cherry pick a certain part of a player's career to use, D-Will should be picked before half of the clowns.

Why are u talking players not yet drafted? The peanut gallery should keep quiet in until after the draft is compleat
 
Am I really reminding a UTAH JAZZ FORUM that Deron Williams existed?

We are trying to help hack out. I mean the clown picked Curry in the second round and drafted Wiggins. Lol. No one forgot about Williams. But damn we want votes. Damn... U remind me of that obnoxious know it all kid with the glasses on the movie polar express. Rep for anyone who remembers the name of that kid. It will be my new nickname for u.


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Am I really reminding a UTAH JAZZ FORUM that Deron Williams existed?

You just hit the nail on the head, and if you had been paying attention we already addressed this particular elephant in the room. We are building a team that THIS GROUP will vote for. Jazz Fanz. You do not put someone on your team who has been divisive to the fan base. This has nothing to do with putting together the best team possible, it is about popularity and winning the vote. Like Obama we will fake anything we have to make our opponents look bad and make ourselves look good to win the election.

That said, D Will sucks.
 
If you put Dwill on your team you probably got my vote, as long as the rest of your team isn't awful.

Kyrie ****ing Irving over Dwill. Unbelievable.
 
If you put Dwill on your team you probably got my vote, as long as the rest of your team isn't awful.

Kyrie ****ing Irving over Dwill. Unbelievable.

Well Kyrie is a better 3pt shooter than DWill so far (39% vs 35.8%, 3pt Shooting Champion 2013) and because of that I do think is a better fit for my team so to each his own I'd say.


Having said that DWill is still on board waiting to be picked, these guys participating are smart, if DWill is as good as you said he is he'll be picked soon don't you worry about that :cool:
 
With my next pick, I select...














The 7th all time leader in 3 pointers made...











A 2X All-Defensive Second Team member...













A 5X All-Star...










A Finals MVP...











Chauncey Big Shot Billups

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Billups is a perfect fit next to Bird and Wade. Both my wings handle the ball and run the offense a lot, so having a PG who can, not only run the offense, but also play off the ball (and shoot 40% from 3) is just perfect. He adds top notch defense, shooting, leadership, clutchness, and Championship experience.

Is there another PG that offers his combination of shooting and defense?
 
With my next pick, I select...










Amar'e Stoudemire

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6× NBA All-Star (2005, 2007–2011)
All-NBA First Team (2007)
4× All-NBA Second Team (2005, 2008, 2010, 2011)
NBA Rookie of the Year (2003)
NBA All-Rookie First Team (2003)
NBA Rookie Challenge MVP (2004)
Florida Mr. Basketball (2002)

Best statistical season:

25.2 points - 9.1 rebounds - 2.1 blocks - 59% FG
 
Of course Hack would draft Andrew Wiggins, what a clown.

We are trying to help hack out. I mean the clown picked Curry in the second round and drafted Wiggins. Lol. No one forgot about Williams. But damn we want votes. Damn... U remind me of that obnoxious know it all kid with the glasses on the movie polar express. Rep for anyone who remembers the name of that kid. It will be my new nickname for u.


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Hey, how many of these have either of you won?

That's right, zero is the answer.

I've won two.

I can build my team however I want.

@Cy. If you are so smart, why do I keep crushing it in our fantasy basketball league, and winning championships, and you are a perennial loser who can't compete, and makes idiotic trades like trading Russell Westbrook for Isaiah Thomas? It's because you aren't very smart, clown!

I look forward to taking your money this year AGAIN!

You'll quit before you beat me. That's a guarantee.

#HackAlwaysWinsTheMoneyAndCyNeverDoes.

Seriously, stop talking so much **** around here when you can't even back it up. Ok, Otto Porter is the greatest player ever. You did say he would be better than anyone from the Wiggins draft class. We are still waiting.
 
Hey, how many of these have either of you won?

That's right, zero is the answer.

I've won two.

I can build my team however I want.

@Cy. If you are so smart, why do I keep crushing it in our fantasy basketball league, and winning championships, and you are a perennial loser who can't compete, and makes idiotic trades like trading Russell Westbrook for Isaiah Thomas? It's because you aren't very smart, clown!

I look forward to taking your money this year AGAIN!

You'll quit before you beat me. That's a guarantee.

#HackAlwaysWinsTheMoneyAndCyNeverDoes.

Seriously, stop talking so much **** around here when you can't even back it up. Ok, Otto Porter is the greatest player ever. You did say he would be better than anyone from the Wiggins draft class. We are still waiting.

Lol


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Hey, how many of these have either of you won?

That's right, zero is the answer.

I've won two.

I can build my team however I want.

@Cy. If you are so smart, why do I keep crushing it in our fantasy basketball league, and winning championships, and you are a perennial loser who can't compete, and makes idiotic trades like trading Russell Westbrook for Isaiah Thomas? It's because you aren't very smart, clown!

I look forward to taking your money this year AGAIN!

You'll quit before you beat me. That's a guarantee.

#HackAlwaysWinsTheMoneyAndCyNeverDoes.

Seriously, stop talking so much **** around here when you can't even back it up. Ok, Otto Porter is the greatest player ever. You did say he would be better than anyone from the Wiggins draft class. We are still waiting.

I beat your *** in Fantasy Football.

Wiggins is a terrible pick. Wiggins from his rookie year is getting dominated by all these All-Stars and HOF players.
 
I dont do these things because the voting is retarded. Pretty sure I clearly had the best team last year and I lost to a terrible team. Probably because Jazz fans voted based off of emotions rather than clear basketball reasoning.
 
With the 96th pick in the 2015 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft, White Chocolate selects..

Bob Pettit

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Career highlights and awards

- NBA champion (1958)
- 2 × NBA Most Valuable Player (1956, 1959)
- 11 × NBA All-Star (1955–1965)
- 4× NBA All-Star Game MVP (1956, 1958–1959, 1962)
- 10 × All-NBA First Team (1955–1964)
- All-NBA Second Team (1965)
- NBA Rookie of the Year (1955)
- 2 × NBA scoring champion (1956, 1959)
- NBA 25th Anniversary Team
- NBA 35th Anniversary Team
- NBA 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
- No. 9 retired by Atlanta Hawks
- Consensus first-team All-American (1954)
- Consensus second-team All-American (1953)
- No. 50 retired by LSU

Career statistics

Points 20,880 (26.4 ppg)
Rebounds 12,849 (16.2 rpg)
Assists 2,369 (3.0 apg)
 
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