Gordon Hayward's nickname

[fishonjazz]

Those who think g-time and d-train are good nicknames should have no say in anything, ever.

Hair Gordon is an amazing nickname though! His Hairness!

Naming a male athlete based off the fact that he has nice hair seems kind of gay to me.

But whatever. I will probably always call him Hayward

 

[Siro]

Naming a male athlete based off the fact that he has nice hair seems kind of gay to me.

But whatever. I will probably always call him Hayward

I personally couldn't care less whether something "sounds gay". It's a great nickname, as long as MJ doesn't sue us.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Naming a male athlete based off the fact that he has nice hair seems kind of gay to me.

But whatever. I will probably always call him Hayward

Yeah, cuz only gay people have hair, right? Bald or gay, no other way.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Naming a male athlete based off the fact that he has nice hair seems kind of gay to me.

But whatever. I will probably always call him Hayward

It's not because of his hair. The hair just makes the name make sense. Are you not seeing the connection to Air Jordan? It a brilliant name, even though there's something about the word "Hair" that makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable, too.

 

[akirac73]

Hair Gordon is cool...

But what happens if he chooses to shave his head or goes bald later in his career? Do we get a do-over?

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

as long as MJ doesn't sue us.

Made me lol

Hair Gordon is cool...

But what happens if he chooses to shave his head or goes bald later in his career? Do we get a do-over?

I think it's safe to say he isn't going to choose to go bald and if he hasn't shown signs of losing his hair by now I think he should probably be able to keep it through his career

 

[olden_undercover]

Hair Gordon is cool...

But what happens if he goes bald later in his career? Do we get a comb-over?

Fixed.

 

[Jazz4ever]

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[Deleted member 848]

Fixed.

Then we call him Nair Gordon.

 

[Miggs]

Gihad.

 

[Miggs]

He's deadly bitches and can bomb.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Gihad.

I'm crying.

G-had. ****ing brilliant. Hahahahahaha. The photoshop potential with this is un****withable.

 

[Miggs]

Gihad or G-had?

Either way, it has been set.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Gihad.

Wow!

 

[Miggs]

Wow!

Gihad droppin' bombs this season.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Gihad droppin' bombs this season.

Holy Gihad, this man may be the world's first suicide sniper!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

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From a guy who voted for G-Time.......

 

[Jazz Spazz]

G-Time for 2 reasons.

1- Hayward has already accepted it.
2- If G-Time wins the poll I think Cy will lose it.

 

[Stifle Tower]

G-Time for 2 reasons.

1- Hayward has already accepted it.
2- If G-Time wins the poll I think Cy will lose it.

Is there a way to move my vote to G-Time instead of Other?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Yeah, Jazzfanz is full of idiots and people who have the creativity of a wet gray blanket.