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Gordon Hayward's nickname

Which nickname do you prefer?


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Beefy Gordito Supreme

Cheesy Gordito Crunch

Say hello to Gordon Hayward, Taco Bell's next flagship NBA athlete.
 
I like Greased Lightning because

1) The hair
2) It's way gayer than Hair Gordon
3) It comes with a theme song
 
Gekko

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Hair Gordon gets my vote. And the strange new haircut makes it even more appropriate.


Really, shouldn't parents be thinking of this stuff at the time the kid is born and they're naming him?
 
I've noticed Gordon really likes to take his step-back jumpers a few feet to the right of the free throw line extended.

Can we start calling that area the G-spot?
 
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