babe for pres

[babe]

This idea is really warming the cockles of my heart. I can't stand to be just depressed and powerless when I know I can do a better job than anyone else.

We have a good thing going, our nation is on the right track, the world is on the right track. All we need to do is accept the reasoned prudence of the most successful people on the planet, as measured by the most objective standard of success.

No more lurid little wannabees who will say anything to get the job. I am the man who will do whatever it takes to keep the world on track.

 

[fishonjazz]

President of pooptown

 

[babe]

Appropriate Symbols of the Presidency

OK, this is serious now. The whole Presidential Seal is pompous balderdash, pb in streetspeak. We need some appropriate symbols that concretely depict the actual role of the President.


My campaign slogan will be:

"I have a tail, and a leash."

Seriously, folks, I am here to please.

 

[babe]

President of pooptown

Be more patriotic. This is your place to go.

well, no, not your's. You don't count, your future has gone up in smoke already. Go drown some worms.

I'll be accepting calls from Bill Gates, The Queen of England, David Rockefeller, Maurice Strong, and a few others who do count.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

There are simpler solutions out there than wasting time running for office:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YX9_3tRxV0

 

[gandalfe]

Be more patriotic. This is your place to go.

well, no, not your's. You don't count, your future has gone up in smoke already. Go drown some worms.

I'll be accepting calls from Bill Gates, The Queen of England, David Rockefeller, Maurice Strong, and a few others who do count.

Keep waiting by the phone...

 

[babe]

There are simpler solutions out there than wasting time running for office:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YX9_3tRxV0

Seriously?

When I am elected, this snake charmer will be my chief of staff.

 

[babe]

Keep waiting by the phone...

It's been ringing off the wall. Golden pups are in high demand this Christmas season. I need to raise my prices, I can't meet the demand.

Bill Gates hasn't called yet, but Hillary did. Chelsea is going to have a cuddly pup under her tree in three more days.

I have found that just by raising prices I get a higher sort of market for my services. At $5000 for a pup, I get calls from CEOs of fortune 500 companies. At $10,000 for a pup, I get calls from heads of States.

Hillary was in a good mood. I told her that for $25,000 her gift would say more than the Press possibly could to validate her as a good mother. So for the next few days, her gift will be exercised by her expert campaign staff, who are without peer in the business of covering up stink.

And, more importantly, the pup will show them how to wag their own tails. I predict Hillary's contributors will more than double their support for her.

And, hey, it's OK. I have learned in life that it pays to let others do my work for me. Why should I be manning the phone when Hillary can do it just fine? I'm not sure I can "wag my tail" quite the way she does, but things will be just fine anyway. I'll still have my campaign staff even if I lose, and we will go out and take our daily walks in the King's Forest, well, in the Super Exec CEO forest, that abuts my spread.

 

[babe]

OK, this is serious now. The whole Presidential Seal is pompous balderdash, pb in streetspeak. We need some appropriate symbols that concretely depict the actual role of the President.
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My campaign slogan will be:

"I have a tail, and a leash."

Seriously, folks, I am here to please.

I was thinking of developing some campaign materials to illustrate the wonderful things I will do for you as Pres, but,. . . . Really? My catchy little slogan says it all already. Whatever it is you need, it will be a sheer delight to come give me a pat on the head, or a bone to chew on.

"I have a tail", and I do wag it for any audience. No reason folks can't feel good about that.

 

[babe]

OK, this is serious now. The whole Presidential Seal is pompous balderdash, pb in streetspeak. We need some appropriate symbols that concretely depict the actual role of the President.
View attachment 4570

My campaign slogan will be:

"I have a tail, and a leash."

Seriously, folks, I am here to please.

My pups sometimes sneak the leash outta my hand. They are so cute when they then pick up their leash and run around carrying it in the mouths. . . . .I think I will be like that when I am Pres. You won't need to put much effort into controlling me at all. I'll be only too eager to do it. And I'll look cute doing it.