The sweet and nutritious Clutchfans tear. An assortment of quotes from the enemy.

[Siro]

Enjoy this avalanche of quotes from Clutchfans.

Trade Harden+Howard for Hayward+Gobert and Rockets are a better team.

I really like Joe Ingles, he reminds me of Chandler Parsons. I think the Rockets should offer him something like 3yr/36M under this new salary cap.

Harden would be an MVP if he played for Utah. No distractions.

Quin Snyder looks like a cokehead.

Can we please win with Jerry GD Sloan in the building!? Just seeing those green seats piss me off.

Should have traded for Brooker. At least he dunks everything.

Can't believe we are in this game lol

We got this game, will win by 12 stay tuned.

enjoying how a Malone-less, Stockton-less Jazz team is wiping the floor with the Rockets.

Matt Harpring is a *******.

The jazz commentators are so full of salt.

Jazz gave up a SECOND for Mack. Morey wtf are you doing?

Gobert is allegedly an elite rim protector lol

Gordon Hayward will never miss another shot against the Rockets

Remember the Parsons and Hayward comparisons a few years ago?

Hayward needs to miss a damn shot... dude hasn't even missed a FT yet.

Trey Burke has it all.

Wish the rockets snabbed Burke. He would have broken out here.

Win or lose, it's nice to see the Rockets play up to their competition for once

Our competitions was supposed to be the Warriors and Spurs of the world...

This team is stupid!! The coaching is stupid...the players are stupid!!!

Of course their scrub backcourt destroys us

The Jet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overtime Baby!

Dude... Rodney Hood is legit

why the **** you have dwight guarding hood, so ****ing dumb, he burned us once, its the second time

I ****ing hate the ****ing Rockets. **** off you mother****ers.

The Jazz are just better than us

Smarter players and for sure WAY better coached.

Toughest loss of the year.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Please Rockets, sign Ingles for 3/36M.

 

[Deleted member 848]

that team is a dumpster fire. Lawson sucks. Cap room took a hit now that the DMo trade was axed. Howard is basically done, and Harden looks uninterested.

 

[Gameface]

Thank you, Siro!

 

[Stoked]

Nice! Watching Houston crash and burn warms my soul.

 

[Siro]

Nice! Watching Houston crash and burn warms my soul.

Hey. Fix the typo in my title please.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Please Rockets, sign Ingles for 3/36M.

Since Jingles is under contract for 2 more years they'd have to trade something of value for him. . . but they don't have anything worth giving up such a good player.

 

[nateboz]

The only player on the rockets I'd want is beverly

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[just because]

The only player on the rockets I'd want is beverly

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Isn't he the one that tried to punk Hayward on the free throw? I wouldn't want that type of unsportsmanlike crap on this team. BTW not cool with booker and the clapping on Terry's three attempt. I would rally like to see the nba give Beverly a 10k fine for his crap

 

[nateboz]

Isn't he the one that tried to punk Hayward on the free throw? I wouldn't want that type of unsportsmanlike crap on this team. BTW not cool with booker and the clapping on Terry's three attempt. I would rally like to see the nba give Beverly a 10k fine for his crap

Yeah he's that guy. I think he's a guy stuck on a team full of morons. It's rubbed off on him a bit. He's the only one that's save able and good. Q

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[Saint Cy of JFC]

Yeah he's that guy. I think he's a guy stuck on a team full of morons. It's rubbed off on him a bit. He's the only one that's save able and good. Q

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You wouldn't take Ariza, Capela, Terry, or Jones?

 

[NUMBERICA]

Yeah, cuz James Harden sucks.

You guys know that's even more ****ing stupid than anything quoted in this thread, right?

 

[nateboz]

You wouldn't take Ariza, Capela, Terry, or Jones?

Ariza and terry are old. Capella and Jones are nothing special.

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[Noomskull]

that team is a dumpster fire. Lawson sucks. Cap room took a hit now that the DMo trade was axed. Howard is basically done, and Harden looks uninterested.

Harden is dealing with, girly problems...that **** will make you Shaq a fool.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Ariza and terry are old. Capella and Jones are nothing special.

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Ariza is still one of the best 3&D players in the league and would give us something another dimension to our team.

 

[fgcamel]

Really loving the rivalry coming alive this year. Too bad the rockets are on the verge and collapse and won't be there to challenge us while we continue our rise.

 

[Revolution 9]

Clutchfans is pure comedy. Im happy to see othere enjoying it!

Here is what I pulled from their game thread, and posted in our GT.

"Quin Snyder looks like a cokehead"

"Jerry Sloan's mouth still hasn't closed"

"Cringe. All the ROX fans in SLC look rather trailer-ey"

"Gobert should fill in the patch on his peach fuzz with whatever Boozer used to paint his head that one time"

"I am going to guess half the Rockets team had a slumber party in 1 room & bedbugs were present.

"Harden is going to the hoop at will. Jazz rim protection is horrible."

"Hayward needs to miss a damn shot... dude hasn't even missed a FT yet."

"Trey Burke has it all"

"trey burke is good"

"I remember when we almost had Burke.
Good times good times."

"The Jazz are just better than us"

"Rodney Hood is legit"

"I didn't know there was a hood in Utah"

"**** Hood & Burke with their clutch 3's!"

"brutal loss"

"Utah is a good team, this isn't unexpected"

 

[fishonjazz]

Ariza is still one of the best 3&D players in the league and would give us something another dimension to our team.

Ya I would take ariza for the right price. But I think hood hayward and Burks are/will be better than ariza.

Jones stats this year suck. Terry is old. Capela? Who knows. Again, for the right price, sure.

I would like to get beverley though

 

[addictionary]

Clutchfans is pure comedy. Im happy to see othere enjoying it!

Here is what I pulled from their game thread, and posted in our GT.



"Utah is a good team, this isn't unexpected"

This last bit is not comedy but honesty and bravery though. You have to give credit to the ones that speak out the truth.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

You are dumb if you wouldn't take Harden btw.