A great day on Jazzfanz

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Everything in this picture (including the chair I'm sitting in) was from the awesome folks on jazzfanz! Thanks so much everybody!

(And yes, I'm 100% nude in the picture other than the socks)

That's what I'm talkin' about.

 

[fishonjazz]

btw fish, we owe you some more gifts. i got another $70 in donations a couple weeks back and i think msserp transferred the necessary funds so we could buy more. i'll ask her in a bit and probably put the purchase in tomorrow.

Damn bro, y'all are too much. I tell all my friends and family about it and everyone is amazed.

 

[bigb]

My wife's baby bump (7 months along)

Damn fish bro, you definitely outdid yourself with her. Well done, sir.

 

[fishonjazz]

Damn fish bro, you definitely outdid yourself with her. Well done, sir.

Thanks my man

 

[fishonjazz]

So last night my wife needed to paint her toe nails and couldn't reach her toes. So painted them for her! I did pretty damn good too. I will post a pic if i can.

 

[ConradA24]

Good on ya!

How many weeks left?

 

[Miggs]

Awesome! Does she know you Jazzfanzed her though?

 

[fishonjazz]

Good on ya!

How many weeks left?

Idk. My math sucks. She is due the first week of June.
She is 28 weeks along I think.

 

[fishonjazz]

Awesome! Does she know you Jazzfanzed her though?

Ya, she figured that is the least she could do. She was reluctant (won't even put a baby bump pic on Facebook even though everyone wants her to) but she eventually decided to let me post a pic of her.

 

[Jamezz]

This man has swag.

 

[ConradA24]

Idk. My math sucks. She is due the first week of June.
She is 28 weeks along I think.

Awesome, I had/have a June baby.

So exciting!

 

[moevillini]

Awesome, I had/have a June baby.

So exciting!

me too!!!

but mine is turning 26 on the 22nd! not such a baby anymore...

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

me too!!!

but mine is turning 26 on the 22nd! not such a baby anymore...

I have one whose turning 14 on the 24th. What a great kid!

 

[ConradA24]

My daughter will turn 7 on the 23rd, so we've covered the 22nd, 23rd, and 24th.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

My daughter will turn 7 on the 23rd, so we've covered the 22nd, 23rd, and 24th.

Fun fact:
My daughter was born on 6/24/2002. The hospital was so packed that night that we didn't initially get a room. They just put my wife's bed in the hallway. It was the busiest maternity night in the history of that particular hospital, and I have been told that many more hospitals were in the same condition that night. Can anybody guess why?

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Fun fact:
My daughter was born on 6/24/2002. The hospital was so packed that night that we didn't initially get a room. They just put my wife's bed in the hallway. It was the busiest maternity night in the history of that particular hospital, and I have been told that many more hospitals were in the same condition that night. Can anybody guess why?

9/11

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[Joe Bagadonuts]

9/11

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Yep, but there's a little more to it. It was the first full moon 9 months after 9/11. Disasters cause population explosions!

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Idk. My math sucks. She is due the first week of June.
She is 28 weeks along I think.

This is a Punxsutawney Phil type situation on your hands. If your girl climbs out a little early...end of May....she's going to be really smart. May babies are the smartest. If she hangs in until June.....probably an average child at best.

 

[fishonjazz]

This is a Punxsutawney Phil type situation on your hands. If your girl climbs out a little early...end of May....she's going to be really smart. May babies are the smartest. If she hangs in until June.....probably an average child at best.

I'm hoping for june then.
I won't be able to afford college anyway

 

[Duck Rodgers]

I'm hoping for june then.
I won't be able to afford college anyway

No worries. Her future pet robot will teach her all she needs to know.