Batman
Well-Known Member
First off, I'm just going to put everyone at ease by saying we are not going to win the Lottery or get a top 3 pick. There are better chances of finding life on Mars, or for Thee Jazz Fan to suddenly develop humanity and wish for world peace. It's not gonna happen, so please stop filling the faithful patrons of this community with false hope. Thank you.
Secondly, What a season. We had a small amount of good luck and a hell of a lot of bad luck. Holy ****. This season was just hell at times. And obviously I think we can all agree it did not reach our expectations. And please, can we banish that damn rally churro. That is two years in a throw where that piece of **** deity did nothing for us. And no more Black Jesus Burke either. That fool gonna ride the pine and if he ever plays another meaningful minute for us, I will throw up in my mouth.
But here is where I get positive. I am hopeful for next year. I am hopeful for Dante. I think he has a chance to become a top 30 player in the league. I know he is coming off an ACL so I will temper my expectations, but I think he could get there one day. Also, I am excited about Lyles and Hood. I think Both will come back better.
And lastly I am excited about the next Manu coming to UTAH!!!! His name is Furkan Korkmaz, and he is gonna complete the rebuild. He's also in our draft range! Kanter will eat his Turkish Jock Strap!
! Book it.
https://www.nbadraft.net/players/furkan-korkmaz
Boom Bitches!!!!
Secondly, What a season. We had a small amount of good luck and a hell of a lot of bad luck. Holy ****. This season was just hell at times. And obviously I think we can all agree it did not reach our expectations. And please, can we banish that damn rally churro. That is two years in a throw where that piece of **** deity did nothing for us. And no more Black Jesus Burke either. That fool gonna ride the pine and if he ever plays another meaningful minute for us, I will throw up in my mouth.
But here is where I get positive. I am hopeful for next year. I am hopeful for Dante. I think he has a chance to become a top 30 player in the league. I know he is coming off an ACL so I will temper my expectations, but I think he could get there one day. Also, I am excited about Lyles and Hood. I think Both will come back better.
And lastly I am excited about the next Manu coming to UTAH!!!! His name is Furkan Korkmaz, and he is gonna complete the rebuild. He's also in our draft range! Kanter will eat his Turkish Jock Strap!
! Book it.
https://www.nbadraft.net/players/furkan-korkmaz
Boom Bitches!!!!
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