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Spring City/Mt Pleasant/Fountain Green. [MENTION=642]ConradA24[/MENTION]

I just farted on hwy116. This plac is a **** hole. The hot lady at that gas station on Moroni main wanted my swinger so we drove to the wellhead just north of the elementary and city park an had a couple beers. You can see the place from hey 116 they drilled it right there in the middle of the city lmao.

I could not finish because the smell of cows was so bad. To bad I did not snap a pick of her *** to share with my boys.
 
I just farted on hwy116. This plac is a **** hole. The hot lady at that gas station on Moroni main wanted my swinger so we drove to the wellhead just north of the elementary and city park an had a couple beers. You can see the place from hey 116 they drilled it right there in the middle of the city lmao.

I could not finish because the smell of cows was so bad. To bad I did not snap a pick of her *** to share with my boys.

Badass post.
(This Adam W?)
 
I saved a guy from drowning today. It's kind of what I do a lot of days because I run a whitewater rafting business, but this was different.

First time in my life I have been preparing to do cpr on a person I thought I was going to watch die. He was drunk and not wearing a life jacket.

Pro tip: don't drink and run rivers. And always wear a life jacket on the river. Even if you don't think you need it. Always.
 
I saved a guy from drowning today. It's kind of what I do a lot of days because I run a whitewater rafting business, but this was different.

First time in my life I have been preparing to do cpr on a person I thought I was going to watch die. He was drunk and not wearing a life jacket.

Pro tip: don't drink and run rivers. And always wear a life jacket on the river. Even if you don't think you need it. Always.

Wow.. good on ya... this guy sounded like the Kevin Bacon character in 'River Wild'.
 
I saved a guy from drowning today. It's kind of what I do a lot of days because I run a whitewater rafting business, but this was different.

First time in my life I have been preparing to do cpr on a person I thought I was going to watch die. He was drunk and not wearing a life jacket.

Pro tip: don't drink and run rivers. And always wear a life jacket on the river. Even if you don't think you need it. Always.
I once pulled a kid out of a river. Tried to resuscitate him. Didn't succeed.
 
Holy crap, i am in New Delhi and Delhi Belly is no joke. Im currently on the pooper lettin it all flow out. Delhi is a really cool place. I checked out Taj Mahal in Agra last night and really feel like i checked off one of lifes major goals. Today, i just did a city tour and visited Humayans Tomb, Gate of India, and a bunch of other places.

India is not for everyone. I spent the first few days in Bihar, the poorest state in India. It was very densely packed and extremely disjointed by first world standards. I saw a few people with their eyeballs completely popped. Like a giant white raisin in their eye sockets. It was sad but they got a round ok.

But once i left Bihar, and was able to make my way around Delhi and Agra, i met some of the nicest people. Got a few facebook friends out of it. So whats good with all yall?
 
Did you voluntarily go to India in July when it's hot as a mug, smells the worst, monsoon season, etc..... or do we need to alert the authorities that you're being held against your will?
 
- trip to Kentucky nearing the end (thank God)
- long *** trip back to St. George. Leaving Thursday.
- had some great food... saw a ton of backerd folks.
- I hate humidity.
- my daughter has been diagnosed with her 4th baby.
- threw her a baby shower for the ages yesterday. Spoiled the **** out of her (maybe that will be her birth control?)
 
I once pulled a kid out of a river. Tried to resuscitate him. Didn't succeed.

Dang that sucks. I did that once. We had an aed and the kid lived. Later figured out it was from congenital heart failure.

The situation yesterday ducked because the guy was basically choosing to drown in front of me. I was screaming at him to stay where he was safe on a rock mid river, but he was too drunk and hyperthermic to understand. He was under water for 30 seconds at one point. Finally got to him and rescued him, and by circumstance of rowing though the next rapid, punched him in the head ten or so times. He was laying under my oars as I rowed. It was awesome.
 
Dang that sucks. I did that once. We had an aed and the kid lived. Later figured out it was from congenital heart failure.

The situation yesterday ducked because the guy was basically choosing to drown in front of me. I was screaming at him to stay where he was safe on a rock mid river, but he was too drunk and hyperthermic to understand. He was under water for 30 seconds at one point. Finally got to him and rescued him, and by circumstance of rowing though the next rapid, punched him in the head ten or so times. He was laying under my oars as I rowed. It was awesome.
Yeah. It did suck. By the time I came upon the scene the kid had been underwater for a while. He was with a scout troop tubing, went under a bridge in very fast whitewater and never came out. The scoutmaster was a complete mental mess. Nobody was even searching for him. Everyone was just screaming for someone else to come help. My buddy and I got under the bridge, and by hanging off the trestles finally located him with our feet. He was doubled over a log that had become wedged in there. There was no way to pull him off the log because he was obese and the water pressure pushing him into the log was really high. We finally got the log free and the body floated out. We pulled him to shore. He was purple from the cold and lack of oxygen. We tried CPR until the ambulance arrived and then they took over, but I later learned (not surprisingly) that he never showed any response.
 
Yeah. It did suck. By the time I came upon the scene the kid had been underwater for a while. He was with a scout troop tubing, went under a bridge in very fast whitewater and never came out. The scoutmaster was a complete mental mess. Nobody was even searching for him. Everyone was just screaming for someone else to come help. My buddy and I got under the bridge, and by hanging off the trestles finally located him with our feet. He was doubled over a log that had become wedged in there. There was no way to pull him off the log because he was obese and the water pressure pushing him into the log was really high. We finally got the log free and the body floated out. We pulled him to shore. He was purple from the cold and lack of oxygen. We tried CPR until the ambulance arrived and then they took over, but I later learned (not surprisingly) that he never showed any response.
Damn that's horrible. What river was it?
 
Can you guys start a different thread for depressing ****.
Man..

Not to be insensitive or anything.
 
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