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Have you ever drank a handle?

I've never drank that much in a single night. Not even really close.
 
I drank a fifth of jager when I was about 19 or 20.
Didn't end well.

No way I could do it nowadays doe
 
What would be the point?

I'll admit that I am only a rare social drinker and have never been drunk in my life, so I'm not any kind of authority on this subject. I just don't understand the impulse of drinking until you are sick or on the verge of death. Can someone explain?
 
Yeah.. so?

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What would be the point?

I'll admit that I am only a rare social drinker and have never been drunk in my life, so I'm not any kind of authority on this subject. I just don't understand the impulse of drinking until you are sick or on the verge of death. Can someone explain?

I drink pretty regularly and every so often drink more than enough. But that sort of binge drinking isn't fun for me. I'd be sick far before I finished a handle. Don't know why I would intentionally do that to myself.
 
Now I think Boris is franklin.

Anyway, I finished 97% of a handle once. Literally it was a Deron-led Jazz vs. Spurs playoff game in the WCF about eight years ago, or whenever that was. It was like 11:30 at night and the game had just ended and MsSerp made me leave my buddy's house. At the time, I thought, Okay, I'll just do it some other time. Little did I know how hard it would be to replicate that performance.
 
I haven't consumed alcohol like that for a long while. There is a good chance I have consumed that much in a night. I honestly wouldn't remember. The nights I did or got close were not fun the next day.

I mostly stick to a good aged Scotch or a Rusty Nail now.
 
I haven't consumed alcohol like that for a long while. There is a good chance I have consumed that much in a night. I honestly wouldn't remember. The nights I did or got close were not fun the next day.

I mostly stick to a good aged Scotch or a Rusty Trombone now.

Fixed.
 
I drank a fifth of jager when I was about 19 or 20.
Didn't end well.

No way I could do it nowadays doe

Damn. That's some pounding for a young kid. I did half a bottle of vodka in six shots challenging this 330 whale and puked with alcohol poisoning for 10 hours.

I drink pretty regularly and every so often drink more than enough. But that sort of binge drinking isn't fun for me. I'd be sick far before I finished a handle. Don't know why I would intentionally do that to myself.

I'm guessing I drink more than anyone on the board and there is now way I could drink a handle.
 
Now I think Boris is franklin.

Anyway, I finished 97% of a handle once. Literally it was a Deron-led Jazz vs. Spurs playoff game in the WCF about eight years ago, or whenever that was. It was like 11:30 at night and the game had just ended and MsSerp made me leave my buddy's house. At the time, I thought, Okay, I'll just do it some other time. Little did I know how hard it would be to replicate that performance.

Heh. Crack a Beer!
 
Honestly, the toughest part of it becomes the sweetness of all the Coke. It makes me want to puke after about a good 8-12 large (20 oz. or so) Captain n Cokes. If I ever try to do it again, I'll probably try to swig a shot, here or there, right from the bottle, to cut back on the Coke intake.

Maybe I'll try it this summer once. I'll sleep in til about 8, eat a little, go for a nice run around 9 to really wake myself up, shower, and then start drinking around 10am. I could go for one big 20 ouncer every hour, with a good swig of Captain followed by food every two hours to get some more Captain down but more importantly, something in me and the sweetness out of my mouth.

You gotta plan this **** out. I may literally even weigh how much Captain I put into each drink so that I pace myself perfectly. There are 1,750 milliliters in a handle so I'd probably start with 70-80 milliliters of it per drink to start and reassess my situation every hour.
 
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