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JazzGal said:
So that's where my mind and body are these days apparently. Postmenopausal depression is no joke either. But yes, I meant postpartum.

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Sucks for the woman, sure as hell sucks more for the man.

And remember kids, if you ever use Jazzfanz App, use it safe.
 
I was once sitting in church with my daughter on my lap when I heard a rumble and felt a vibration, and then BOOOOMMMMM! I was covered in blowout and so was she. I have no idea what happened inside of my child. We were sitting in the middle of the bench and the place was packed. My ex plugged her nose and pointed at the exit. I stood up in the middle of some talk and carried the baby out (both of us probably dripping) to the restroom. It was the worst mess, by far, that I ever experienced in all of my baby changing years. Apparently she enjoys church even less than I do. It was the last time I ever took her there.
 
dalamon said:
I'm glad you were able to take off three weeks, fish. I'm hoping the wife has some time off too.


It's crazy how some families have such little time off to take care of their babies after they're born
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Same old days of slavery we are living in bro. Just the name changes.

And remember kids, if you ever use Jazzfanz App, use it safe.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
I was once sitting in church with my daughter on my lap when I heard a rumble and felt a vibration, and then BOOOOMMMMM! I was covered in blowout and so was she. I have no idea what happened inside of my child. We were sitting in the middle of the bench and the place was packed. My ex plugged her nose and pointed at the exit. I stood up in the middle of some talk and carried the baby out (both of us probably dripping) to the restroom. It was the worst mess, by far, that I ever experienced in all of my baby changing years. Apparently she enjoys church even less than I do. It was the last time I ever took her there.
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So it was actually a blessing!

In a related note..... Last week my daughter was sitting on my leg and **** with such force that she actually elevated up off my leg a little.
#bootybomb
 
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fishonjazz said:
So it was actually a blessing!

In a related note..... Last week my daughter was sitting on my leg and **** with such force that she actually elevated up my leg a little.
#bootybomb
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"Houston... The Earth sure looks like crap from here"

And remember kids, if you ever use Jazzfanz App, use it safe.
 
addictionary said:
"Houston... The Earth sure looks like crap from here"

And remember kids, if you ever use Jazzfanz App, use it safe.
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So random and weird. I love it. Laughed out loud literally
 
My wife took this picture today. It was after I drank a flask of bourbon at my nfl fantasy draft at buffalo wild wings.
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(Btw, we normally have sheets on our mattress but my wife was washing them today.)
 
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Hekate said:
Cuteness overdose?
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Lol, thanks man. She is awesome at this age (almost 3 months). Tons of smiles, a few giggles, can hold her head up now. Last night I put her to sleep at 9:00 and she slept until 6:30 this morning! That's 9.5 hours!!!
 
fishonjazz said:
Lol, thanks man. She is awesome at this age (almost 3 months). Tons of smiles, a few giggles, can hold her head up now. Last night I put her to sleep at 9:00 and she slept until 6:30 this morning! That's 9.5 hours!!!
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Appreciate the moment! I miss those days. Well, not everything, but a lot of things.
 
fishonjazz said:
My wife took this picture today. It was after I drank a flask of bourbon at my nfl fantasy draft at buffalo wild wings.
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(Btw, we normally have sheets on our mattress but my wife was washing them today.)
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Cute baby...
So how the **** did that happen???
 
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