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Grocery stores that are busy as hell but only have two of the twenty registers they have actually open.


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Inconsiderate neighbors that insist on blasting their music less than 30 feet from your window when you have to be up at 1:30. $&@#!
 
Inconsiderate neighbors that insist on blasting their music less than 30 feet from your window when you have to be up at 1:30. $&@#!

Close your window and blast a fan. If that doesn't work, speak to them. If that still doesn't work, call the cops.
 
Window is closed.
Ceiling fan is all I have.
Talked to them before.
Not past noise curfew so no reason for cops.

A ceiling fan produces little noise. You can find awesome fans for like $35-55 that are loud as **** and make it sound like you're on a Tarmac. Try that.
 
A ceiling fan produces little noise. You can find awesome fans for like $35-55 that are loud as **** and make it sound like you're on a Tarmac. Try that.

This job is turning me into a crotchety old man yelling "get off my lawn". I don't wanna be that guy...
 
This job is turning me into a crotchety old man yelling "get off my lawn". I don't wanna be that guy...

Sorry bro. Seriously, try a legit fan. If I have time the next couple days, I'll do a search for you.

Something else to consider is asking bigb to stop next door.
 
We have white noise machines in our bedrooms. Kids and ours. Freaking awesome and not bad price wise.
 
Having in-laws over. Mine are horrible.

--FIL is a complete rude *** to MIL. Always degrading her. I cannot say enough about what a horrible person he is, but hey, he's dedicated to church work and thinks he's going to heaven but there is a warm spot in hell for him instead.

--Most the men take up more than one spot of prime real estate so nobody else can sit.

--Several of them play on their devices the entire time outside of eating. Why even come over in the first place you mooches?

--I have to constantly yell at their children for running and screaming in the common room. The parents do nothing to curb this.

--They eat and leave a complete mess. Their children don't clean up after themselves and the parents don't bother even taking care of their plates.

--Several of the children are fit throwers and cry for an hour or more that they cannot play on my XBox (because they fight and cry the entire time).

--They overstay their welcome. After getting to my wit's end, I state very loudly and several times that it's time for my children to get in to bed. None of them leave and I have to usher them out after at minimum an hour of trying to be polite and hold my temper.

--Nobody except my mother in law and one sister in law helps clean up afterward.


Needless to say, they've now been banned from my house.
 
Having in-laws over. Mine are horrible.

--FIL is a complete rude *** to MIL. Always degrading her. I cannot say enough about what a horrible person he is, but hey, he's dedicated to church work and thinks he's going to heaven but there is a warm spot in hell for him instead.

--Most the men take up more than one spot of prime real estate so nobody else can sit.

--Several of them play on their devices the entire time outside of eating. Why even come over in the first place you mooches?

--I have to constantly yell at their children for running and screaming in the common room. The parents do nothing to curb this.

--They eat and leave a complete mess. Their children don't clean up after themselves and the parents don't bother even taking care of their plates.

--Several of the children are fit throwers and cry for an hour or more that they cannot play on my XBox (because they fight and cry the entire time).

--They overstay their welcome. After getting to my wit's end, I state very loudly and several times that it's time for my children to get in to bed. None of them leave and I have to usher them out after at minimum an hour of trying to be polite and hold my temper.

--Nobody except my mother in law and one sister in law helps clean up afterward.


Needless to say, they've now been banned from my house.

Straight up banned their asses? Haha, YES! I fully support your actions.
 
Having in-laws over. Mine are horrible.

--FIL is a complete rude *** to MIL. Always degrading her. I cannot say enough about what a horrible person he is, but hey, he's dedicated to church work and thinks he's going to heaven but there is a warm spot in hell for him instead.

--Most the men take up more than one spot of prime real estate so nobody else can sit.

--Several of them play on their devices the entire time outside of eating. Why even come over in the first place you mooches?

--I have to constantly yell at their children for running and screaming in the common room. The parents do nothing to curb this.

--They eat and leave a complete mess. Their children don't clean up after themselves and the parents don't bother even taking care of their plates.

--Several of the children are fit throwers and cry for an hour or more that they cannot play on my XBox (because they fight and cry the entire time).

--They overstay their welcome. After getting to my wit's end, I state very loudly and several times that it's time for my children to get in to bed. None of them leave and I have to usher them out after at minimum an hour of trying to be polite and hold my temper.

--Nobody except my mother in law and one sister in law helps clean up afterward.


Needless to say, they've now been banned from my house.
Lol the end bit cleans that **** up for sure. I guess I am lucky to have the awesome people I have as my wife's family. Well everybody got their own sort of antics but who am I to judge, right?
 
I just got an email from my 7th graders Honors English teacher. Multiple spelling and grammatical errors.
She teaches HONORS ENGLISH. My daughter is screwed.
 
I think you meant "Fixed."

But I don't teach Honors English, so I'm not quite so critical of my own grammatical errors. Something in my profession is a different story.

So, I guess your daughter won't be getting much help at home, then? Are you one of those guys who expects the State to do a lot of your bidding?
 
So, I guess your daughter won't be getting much help at home, then? Are you one of those guys who expects the State to do a lot of your bidding?
You seem to know me so well. Except you're completely wrong. But I know you'll never admit that. You'll keep telling yourself a different story.
 
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