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Utah Jazz VS Portland Blazers -- Tue. Oct. 25th @8pm MDT

Heaven forbid we try to foster greater participation by the few female posters on the board.
Dang, now I've set myself up for greater participation.

Can't you have a game girl separate thread? Then it is available to those that need to combine sport with lust.

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Your wife and son are hovering over your shoulder at the dinner table? If you don't like it, fine. I've been warned and won't do it again and will say adios to what was a great game thread tradition, enjoyed by many. But don't feed me some bs as if your family has seen this and been scarred for life, and as if I'm the only hetero adult male here that would bang the **** out of that chick. Cause I would as would many if not most of this forum.

Don't know bruh. This approach to sex is not my favorite because it makes people seem like mindless animals who will have sex with anything that suits their fancy and I get there's a lot of that in the world. Maybe all we are is little more than animals and we can't help ourselves, but Inherently I've always wanted to view humans in a poor dignified way. Whatever your preference though, I'm down with omitting the scantily clad women from the game thread. *Ducks as legions of spoiled vegetables are hurled his way*
 
Less than 24 hours now guys....

Our last two playoff series we were swept. And it's been seven years since we've been righteously confident in our ability to make the playoffs. This is a sweet, sweet moment. Savor it, boys.
 
****, I might have to get out of bed and take a pull off that fine bourbon I've been saving.
 
I'll be happy if we're something like 7-11 or so by the end of NOV, looking forward to a massive DEC where we go something like 12-3
 
from a females perspective, the game girls in the thread make me super uncomfortable. i mean, if you guys like it then whatever, but being a girl and seeing half naked girls on a sports app is really weird. that's my perspective anyway.


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I signed up. Got some troll post in.

Damn they angry over there is PortOland. You got 'em riled.



"Saint Cy of JFC said: ↑

Utah could put chairs on the perimeter for defense and Portland still couldn''t score on Favors or Gobert.

Another good plan. Unlike 100-year old Iso Joe, a char might actually get a stop by getting in someone's way.

I think it's cute that by adding old slow Joe and old fat Boris, Jazz fans suddenly think they have a bench. I think it's even cuter that you think ether of those guys actually give a **** about playing defense.

But, what's cutest of all is you've bought into the hype that because your team plays at a glacial pace, you actually have an elite defense. Yes, yes, I've read the articles that say UTA had the 3rd best defensive efficiency rating in the league after that all star break last year. BFD. That's a sample size of 30 games and you actually had a losing record (14-16) over those 30 games.

Don't let Quin McSnyder's boring SlowTime offense fool you into thinking you're a great defensive team. Yes, you have great rim protectors, but there is more to playing defense than blocking shots (JaVale McGee says, "hi").

Fact, you're OPP FG% last year was only 10th best in the league last season. Above average, but hardly elite.

Fact, you OPP 3FG% was 13th in the league, barely above average.

Fact, we were 3-1 against you last season and averaged 104.5 ppg against your "elite" defense.

Fact, the only game we lost was a game where Lillard DNP.

Fact, Damian Lillard averaged 28.7 PPG against you last season.

Fact, C.J. McCollum averaged 26.3 PPG against you last season.

Looking forward to tomorrow night.

BNM"
 
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The Jazz have a nice team but they still not on our level. They have a very deep roster, a balanced rotation and a lot of talent. In full strength they go 2 deep with talented players on every position. But having good players still don't make a team, they would get better as the season goes on, but we're a few steps ahead.
Our team at the top of it's potential could be title contenders as it is, the question is how far can Stotts take them towards fulfilling this potential. We're still forced to use less than optimal lineups because we're only 3 deep in the backcourt, so this should be Olshey's challenge to solve. Anyway, we also still have ways to go. Should be an interesting game and an interesting season.
Go Blazers "

Let's face it Portland is our rival. A loss today will sting. A win would feel like Star Wars opening day.
 
Despite the injuries to begin the season, I am much more comfortable this season due to the veterans. In previous years, the lack of depth would have killed us when injuries would arise. I guess we will see the value of experience beginning tonight. I'm expecting our bigs to dominate tonight. I have to admit that the improve backcourt D from Hill and Exum should benefit us much better against Lillard & McCollum than in previous years.
 
Damn they angry over there is PortOland. You got 'em riled.



"Saint Cy of JFC said: ↑

Utah could put chairs on the perimeter for defense and Portland still couldn''t score on Favors or Gobert.

Another good plan. Unlike 100-year old Iso Joe, a char might actually get a stop by getting in someone's way.

I think it's cute that by adding old slow Joe and old fat Boris, Jazz fans suddenly think they have a bench. I think it's even cuter that you think ether of those guys actually give a **** about playing defense.

But, what's cutest of all is you've bought into the hype that because your team plays at a glacial pace, you actually have an elite defense. Yes, yes, I've read the articles that say UTA had the 3rd best defensive efficiency rating in the league after that all star break last year. BFD. That's a sample size of 30 games and you actually had a losing record (14-16) over those 30 games.

Don't let Quin McSnyder's boring SlowTime offense fool you into thinking you're a great defensive team. Yes, you have great rim protectors, but there is more to playing defense than blocking shots (JaVale McGee says, "hi").

Fact, you're OPP FG% last year was only 10th best in the league last season. Above average, but hardly elite.

Fact, you OPP 3FG% was 13th in the league, barely above average.

Fact, we were 3-1 against you last season and averaged 104.5 ppg against your "elite" defense.

Fact, the only game we lost was a game where Lillard DNP.

Fact, Damian Lillard averaged 28.7 PPG against you last season.

Fact, C.J. McCollum averaged 26.3 PPG against you last season.

Looking forward to tomorrow night.

BNM"
They really hate JJ for some reason

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