Fantasy Draft: Sandwiches
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As expected, a bitch made cry baby.
You trolled the entire time. I should have just kicked you out and let someone take your place that actually wanted to participate. It was a mistake on my part, but I enjoyed the comedy of your picks. I dont want further trolling by people actually voting for you.
Cy is just a dick 100% of the time. I think almost everyone is used to it by now.
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The biggest controversy of the 2017 Fantasy Sandwich Draft is now over. No good draft is devoid of controversy but now that the shenanigans and tomfoolery of the of the open faced "sandwich" debacle are now over, we can move on to the final pick of the draft....
Making this pick I'm certain I will lose votes as the combination of these ingredients is probably bizarre and other worldly the common man. People will say "What the **** this is disgusting" or "What vile creature would think of such a combination of ingredients". But I assure you, this sandwich is the ultimate munchie sandwich. I was once known as King Cy, and this sandwich is endorsed by a King in his own right, Elvis.
I PRESENT TO YOU THE ELVIS
Peanut butter, sliced bananas, and bacon stuffed between two pieces of bread (because that is what a sandwich is, stuff between two slices of stuff) and grilled to perfection. The result is ridiculously good. Before you lay judgment down, which I'm sure most will, I implore you to try one out. Most households have bacon, bananas, bread, peanut butter, and a stove equipped with a pan on hand. Go out there and live life.
Voting process:
I've discussed this earlier but voting process will all be done at once, no "vs" rounds like in the basketball drafts. I dont think those are accurate representations of what people think overall. Instead there will be 3 simultaneous polls. There will be a poll for the sandwich group is the best, a poll for teh group you feel is 2nd best, and a final poll for the sandwich you think is the 3rd best. A 1st place poll vote is worth 3 points, a 2nd place poll vote worth 2 points, and a 3rd place poll vote worth two points. I will keep the polls open until the end of teh weekday. At the end of that votes will be tallied and we will determine the ranks of the groups we have picked.
For voters: This is very key: YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR YOUR OWN SANDWICH. Doing so will negate your vote. If you choose not to vote, then w/e, but it would be great if everyone voted. Also, I would say to act like you are picking w/ the mindset of selecting the group that you would want to eat if you could only eat 5 sandwiches for the rest of your life.
Making this pick I'm certain I will lose votes as the combination of these ingredients is probably bizarre and other worldly the common man. People will say "What the **** this is disgusting" or "What vile creature would think of such a combination of ingredients". But I assure you, this sandwich is the ultimate munchie sandwich. I was once known as King Cy, and this sandwich is endorsed by a King in his own right, Elvis.
I PRESENT TO YOU THE ELVIS
Peanut butter, sliced bananas, and bacon stuffed between two pieces of bread (because that is what a sandwich is, stuff between two slices of stuff) and grilled to perfection. The result is ridiculously good. Before you lay judgment down, which I'm sure most will, I implore you to try one out. Most households have bacon, bananas, bread, peanut butter, and a stove equipped with a pan on hand. Go out there and live life.
Voting process:
I've discussed this earlier but voting process will all be done at once, no "vs" rounds like in the basketball drafts. I dont think those are accurate representations of what people think overall. Instead there will be 3 simultaneous polls. There will be a poll for the sandwich group is the best, a poll for teh group you feel is 2nd best, and a final poll for the sandwich you think is the 3rd best. A 1st place poll vote is worth 3 points, a 2nd place poll vote worth 2 points, and a 3rd place poll vote worth two points. I will keep the polls open until the end of teh weekday. At the end of that votes will be tallied and we will determine the ranks of the groups we have picked.
For voters: This is very key: YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR YOUR OWN SANDWICH. Doing so will negate your vote. If you choose not to vote, then w/e, but it would be great if everyone voted. Also, I would say to act like you are picking w/ the mindset of selecting the group that you would want to eat if you could only eat 5 sandwiches for the rest of your life.
Hotdog
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Lol. You are really scared I'm gonna win. Thats the only way you can defeat me at anything. You have to CHEAT!
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I guess enforcing rules is now being a dick. I guess this is what fatherhood feels like, dealing with children.
Read the thread, we already talked about it and I already gave my answer.
Abridged Version: It can be eaten on the go, eaten with hands, is stuff between two layers of stuff.
Your chicken biscuit with gravy definitely can't be eaten on the go. Lol making rules up as we go here.
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Yes it can. I'm not telling anyone how much gravy they have to put on it. You can put a little or a lot. Will it be messy? Sure, every sandwich has varying degree of mess. An open faced "sandwich" is not designed to be eaten with your hands at all, it's designed to be eaten with utensils.
And yes, to a varying degree rules are being made up as we go along, but I thought it was pretty clear that a sandwich had to be something between two layers of something else. I didnt know sane people actually thought something you eat with a fork and knife could be considered a sandwich, just like I dont consider people thinking a Chicken Fried Steak is actual chicken.
Things heating up in the sandwich wars. For what it's worth, I thought the pot roast sandwich was a good pick as well and surprised about the D/Q. But such is life.
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That might be the best looking sandwich in this thing.Nother huge wife was not drafting porchetta. Suckling piglet so tender it is ate without any sauce an changes flavour with every bite.
Draft it fishonjazz I wanna hear Cy cry that it is same as BBQ pulled pork.
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Lol I always get that sandwich at kneaders too (or the French dip) and love it.
Felt it was to similar to the club in regards to ingredients. (I even talked about how I like my club with avacodo when I picked the club)
One of my favorite sandwiches to make is a turkey, bacon, lettuce, fried egg, avocado, and cheese sandwich. But that is just one of those weird things were you put a bunch of **** on a sandwich and its amazing, not really something that is a popular item w/ a name that people everywhere have recreated.