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Black Jesus Returns: The Washington Jail Food @ Our Utah Jazz. 3/31, 7PM Mountain on Root
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I think this thread might even be better than the kings one.
Excellent work OP
Excellent work OP
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I didn't know the exact numbers, but knowing Trey Burke I figured he wasn't playing much. And we are all aware of Dante and his 0-fer glorious moment as the starting pg....
It was satire, hoping the Jazz FO would be reminded of their failures in previous draft evaluations in hopes they will learn and improve this June.
It was satire, hoping the Jazz FO would be reminded of their failures in previous draft evaluations in hopes they will learn and improve this June.
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Didn't Trey make a ridiculous statement that the food he got from the University of Michigan was like prison food?
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Thank you Google https://bleacherreport.com/articles...or-jail-food-not-preparing-him-for-nba-career
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Jail food sounds wonderful.
Think you'll like the showers more.
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Well if the food is like that then I expect a bunch of beautiful women in the showers
Well if the food is like that then I expect a bunch of beautiful women in the showers
Hmmm... Jail must be different in the states, no wonder so many of your citizens are in them...
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Nice gif, lol.
Game thread question:
What would be a good name for a new lubricant/lotion?
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Game thread question:
What would be a good name for a new lubricant/lotion?
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I will be there too!Thanks to FishonJazzand his post the other night, my husband and I will be at this game. Section 16, row 9. Pretty darn happy about it. Couldn't have done it otherwise, especially in good seats.
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Should've went with an Arenas theme probably, but I decided to pick on good ole' Trey Burke and his inability to not say stupid ****.
LifeOnaPlate
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Thanks to FishonJazz
Killing me! I've never sat that close!
Maybe its for the best? Could you really handle the pressure of such good seats? What if they didn't live up to your expectations? What if Boris fell into the crowd and you were crushed? Or the Jazz lost and badly? The psychological blow could be life changing. Sometimes these things are best left alone.
That said I watched 3 games from behind the dugout in Barcelona last year about 3 meters from Leo Messi and it was AWESOME!! I didn't even mind that they didn't serve beer.