Shape Ups
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She must not have read the instructions. They are probably hidden in one of her rolls.
Archie Moses
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I haven't laugh this hard in a long time. Thanks, Dan.
billyshelby
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To me this just looks like a clever way to market shoes with lifts.
Stifle Tower
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There should be quite a market for these at the NBA combine. Slip on a pair and you're suddenly a solid 6'7" SF instead of a "tweener." Perhaps Cole Aldrich was wearing Shape Ups. Didn't he measure something like 2" taller in shoes than without?
Umerica!!!!
Duck Rodgers
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I'll buy you a pair if you'll post a picture of you on Jazzfanz wearing them.
Archie Moses
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CONAN
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It gets worse when they combine the look with those skinny girls jeans.The single dumbest fad I have ever witnessed in my nearly half a century on this planet.
Hands down and it is not even close.
Archie Moses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
I was in San Fran last week... the walmart had a whole set up... and by the end of the day. None were left.
Lots of unselfish lovers in San Fran.
Darkwing Duck
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I thought this thread was about shoes?
Since nobody posted a serious response about the shoes, I will.
Shape Ups are only one of the so-called fitness shoes on the market. Champion makes one too but I forget what they call it.
I wear the MBTs - Masai Barefoot Technology shoes. They're the real deal, at least for me.
I don't know if the Skechers claims are true, but they're also a knockoff of MBTs anyway. The Champion shoes suck.
I've been wearing my MBTs for almost 5 years straight, and I think they're amazing. Mine are also combined with orthotics. I used to think I had a lower back problem; I don't. I just have one shorter leg and with orthotics in my shoes my back never hurts at all anymore, unless I'm not wearing my shoes. Your back muscles adjust to the different posture these shoes create, and switching shoes will make your back hurt again.
Have they made me skinnier or trimmer, or shaped my butt in the past 5 years? I don't know. It wasn't possible to clone myself as a control, with one of us wearing the shoes for 5 years and one of us not.
Shape Ups are only one of the so-called fitness shoes on the market. Champion makes one too but I forget what they call it.
I wear the MBTs - Masai Barefoot Technology shoes. They're the real deal, at least for me.
I don't know if the Skechers claims are true, but they're also a knockoff of MBTs anyway. The Champion shoes suck.
I've been wearing my MBTs for almost 5 years straight, and I think they're amazing. Mine are also combined with orthotics. I used to think I had a lower back problem; I don't. I just have one shorter leg and with orthotics in my shoes my back never hurts at all anymore, unless I'm not wearing my shoes. Your back muscles adjust to the different posture these shoes create, and switching shoes will make your back hurt again.
Have they made me skinnier or trimmer, or shaped my butt in the past 5 years? I don't know. It wasn't possible to clone myself as a control, with one of us wearing the shoes for 5 years and one of us not.
Darkwing Duck
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Loki
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Just in case anyone missed it the first time.
hayward4mvp
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Hahaha I loved pogs when I was a kid. I actually still have my collection.