Derek Fisher, noted family man of faith, busted on DUI

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Cigs.
He smoked all his crack while we were drinking that night.

And I'm not gonna lie..... I smoked a bit too

How much crack can you smoke and drive?

 

[♪alt13]

How much crack can you smoke and drive?

An *** ton?

 

[Rubashov]

.22 is pretty drunk. Although the more drunk you get the more you think you can drive sometimes. I feel more drunk at .08 than I do at .11 or so. The last time I did all the field sobriety tests as a volunteer for uhp I blew a .16, which is double the legal limit. I had 6 sets of cops run me through the field tests, both standard ones and experimental ones and only 1 set of cops said they would arrest me if they had pulled me over. That one set of cops thought I was slightly below legal limit but close enough to warrant arresting and breathalyzing. The amount I drank was 8 or 10 shots in 2 hours to get to that point. .22 is really drunk and takes a bit. That is hard for me to get that drunk because I metabolize alcohol pretty fast. .22 is way more drunk than I would ever like to get.

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Have had dudes blow .3 and up, highest I remember was a bloke blowing .5 and he was still coherent enough to shape up and try to fight us. Didn't last long but it wasn't for lack of motor control. Some people just function, a lot of the alcoholics that present to work on a regular basis have a pretty much constant BAC of .1 to .2 and just top up all day. As their livers fail they tend to go yellow, pink and then orange. They stop showing up after that...

 

[Rubashov]

I was camping one night with this dude who was smoking crack and drinking beer.
He drank a 36 pack while I was awake, then I went to bed at about 5 am and woke up at about 7 to go fishing with him and he was still up and drinking.
He kept drinking while we fished too. If I had to guess I would say he drank between 40-50 beers in about 15 hours. Of course you can drink more when you are smoking crack too but still.

Who do you think is buying this I was camping with a friend nonsense? Not I. Suppose it doesn't sound like you're talking yourself up when you say it was a 'friend.' I got no problem with the beer or the crack but fishing? Take a good hard look at yourself mate.

Other than that a 15 pint night was a fairly standard night out for me, sometimes with shots or few cocktails. The odd speedball, oh wait a minute!!!

reminds me a bit of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI

I've spent most of the last 15 years working at or going to gigs, hell I used to work at one of the best music venues in the country, a place that has given music to the world. These guys used to put on one hell of a show.

 

[fishonjazz]

How much crack can you smoke and drive?

Never drove on it but it seems like you could drive pretty good on crack. Ultra alert..... though also easily distracted

 

[franklin]

I was camping one night with this dude who was smoking crack and drinking beer.
He drank a 36 pack while I was awake, then I went to bed at about 5 am and woke up at about 7 to go fishing with him and he was still up and drinking.
He kept drinking while we fished too. If I had to guess I would say he drank between 40-50 beers in about 15 hours. Of course you can drink more when you are smoking crack too but still.

Damn!

I think I might have rivaled this at the last GF poker party I attended. Besides the beer, I drank all the whiskey you left in addition to all the shots you gave me before that.