Tom Pitt
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Disclaimer: This is soap box time... Therapy time... I might have diarrhea of the mouth time (Please don't take that literally) and I'm sorry.
Alright I need some majority rules assurances.... or "This is a hard saying, who can hear it; i.e. some hard truth... (Furthermore, further furthermore, dude is bailing.
We're days away. so what are you thinking now, beeches? Hayward gonna stay and finish this thing,
*Really Austin Powers voice" or is he off to "other" greener (Pun intended) pastures?
Here's my thinking...
Look we got Ingles right? Hayday don't want to give up on playing with that badass Australian. That sexy mini van driving soccer dad looking rolling hill of a man and if Hayward leaves to Boston, Playing with IT? sh***... Gordon gotta know that would suck. and defensively he'd get roasted and once IT leaves he's still playing PG's who are not really PG's and can't shoot... Hill can shoot it!... Donovan, I believe in that kid. I think he'll be able to shoot the 3 well.
Hayward know he ain't ever known a dude cooler than Southern Soul Joe Johnson. He can't walk away playing to the tune of that dude.
And Boris... Boris "most interesting man in the world and will be here next season you know it after his player option denied and he gets resigned for a year supply of coffee" Diaw. Dude, aint no teammate on Boston as interesting as Boris...
And Dante. Dante man. He's having an epic offseason doing all kinds of point guard drills and shooting off the dribble. He's gonna be ready for PRIME TIME back up point guard minutes.
Hayday, you really wanna leave Gobert, bro? If you do, you'll have night mares of IT pounding the air out of the ball and getting destroyed in pick and roles and even worse, NO RIM PROTECTION!
Seriously Hayward, Boston fans will never love you as much as Utah Jazz fans... Hope you remember that man. But Whatever you choose, I respect you and will be a fan.
Anyway, what ya'll think? Hayward gonna stay?

Disclaimer: This is soap box time... Therapy time... I might have diarrhea of the mouth time (Please don't take that literally) and I'm sorry.
Alright I need some majority rules assurances.... or "This is a hard saying, who can hear it; i.e. some hard truth... (Furthermore, further furthermore, dude is bailing.
We're days away. so what are you thinking now, beeches? Hayward gonna stay and finish this thing,
*Really Austin Powers voice" or is he off to "other" greener (Pun intended) pastures?
Here's my thinking...
Look we got Ingles right? Hayday don't want to give up on playing with that badass Australian. That sexy mini van driving soccer dad looking rolling hill of a man and if Hayward leaves to Boston, Playing with IT? sh***... Gordon gotta know that would suck. and defensively he'd get roasted and once IT leaves he's still playing PG's who are not really PG's and can't shoot... Hill can shoot it!... Donovan, I believe in that kid. I think he'll be able to shoot the 3 well.
Hayward know he ain't ever known a dude cooler than Southern Soul Joe Johnson. He can't walk away playing to the tune of that dude.
And Boris... Boris "most interesting man in the world and will be here next season you know it after his player option denied and he gets resigned for a year supply of coffee" Diaw. Dude, aint no teammate on Boston as interesting as Boris...
And Dante. Dante man. He's having an epic offseason doing all kinds of point guard drills and shooting off the dribble. He's gonna be ready for PRIME TIME back up point guard minutes.
Hayday, you really wanna leave Gobert, bro? If you do, you'll have night mares of IT pounding the air out of the ball and getting destroyed in pick and roles and even worse, NO RIM PROTECTION!
Seriously Hayward, Boston fans will never love you as much as Utah Jazz fans... Hope you remember that man. But Whatever you choose, I respect you and will be a fan.
Anyway, what ya'll think? Hayward gonna stay?
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