DL: Hello?
Layden: ...
DL: Hello?
Layden: Yes, is.. is this Mr. Lindsey?
DL: This is Dennis. Who's this?
Layden: Good evening, Dennis, my name is Scotty Layden. I'm calling on behalf of the Minnesota Timberwolves. You're familiar with them?
DL: I've heard the name. Listen, I'm kind of in a rush..
Layden: Oh I understand, sir. This will only take a moment of your time.
DL: Make it quick. I'm about to get into the jacuzzi.
Layden: I'm calling to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime.
DL: ...
Layden: You're familiar with the all-time assist leader, all-time steals leader, greatest PG of all time, white thunder, the badass man from Spokane, Mr. Handsome, the pasty gangster, John Stockton?
DL: Of course. You realize I run the Jazz?
Layden: You know I drafted him?
DL: You're ****ting me.
Layden: I **** you not.
DL: Go on.
Layden: I'm sitting here looking at a kid throwing passes like him. He was born in Barcelona in the early 90s. Did you know Stock spent some time in Barcelona in the early 90s?
DL: Don't beat around the bush.
Layden: I'm offering you the chance to add Spanish Stockton to your roster.
DL: What's his name?
Layden: Ricky Rubio.
DL: I'm sure you're aware we're looking for shooters. What are his numbers?
Layden: He shot 80% from the three point line in the month of March in road games against teams whose city name and mascot name begin with the same letter.
DL: Look, I'm gonna have to let you go. It was nice catching up.
*click*
Layden: Dennis..?