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Stupid Pet Peeves

Oh they're funny. When they aren't making me want to eat a bullet.
I've often said that "terrible two's" turns into "what the **** is the matter with you three's".

This. And my daughter is still a couple weeks from 3.

I took all of her toys downstairs (hundreds of them) away from her yesterday. Why? 'Cause **** her.
 
This. And my daughter is still a couple weeks from 3.

I took all of her toys downstairs (hundreds of them) away from her yesterday. Why? 'Cause **** her.
Lol.

I'm scared now
 
That is not the worst. The worst is when it happens in a porta potty. That is scheduled to be cleaned the next day, meaning it's been a week since the last cleaning. On a job with 12 Mexicans. In 100+ degree heat. That's the worst.
And there are a bunch of flies and they all try and escape when you start ****ting. Inevitable a couple get stuck in your dirty ***. Okay that ones usually just makes me laugh when I have to wipe them off.
 
Summer fires.

I haven't seen a clear sky in weeks. It's ruining my usual sunny disposition. Can't even see the freaking mountains.

Maybe if we didn't leave all of the dead wood in the forests we wouldn't have this problem.
 
Summer fires.

I haven't seen a clear sky in weeks. It's ruining my usual sunny disposition. Can't even see the freaking mountains.

Maybe if we didn't leave all of the dead wood in the forests we wouldn't have this problem.

Not as bad, but there would still be fires.
 
When I pull down an insulation batt and have this fall on me
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Oh no! Little Timmy!! Now they know where he ran off to!!
 
When I pull down an insulation batt and have this fall on me
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Oh no! Little Timmy!! Now they know where he ran off to!!

Ok seriously though this makes me think of when something like this happened in our household. We had a couple of sugar gliders for pets (one was a great pet, the other was a demon from hell, but that is another story). The demon from hell sugar glider got away once and was gone, just like that. It happened in the garage and we never were able to find it. They climb like a son of a bitch and are super fast so good luck getting them back if they aren't bonded to you like the other one was. Sometimes I think someone will find it like you found this little dude, but a sugar glider will NOT look like anything most people have ever seen, especially shriveled up like that. Here is a generic picture of one if you have never seen one:

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People that can't park their car curbside and keep their wheels in the gutter and actually park on my lawn. I am forever replacing sprinkler heads because of the neighbor assholes that can't park.
 
People that can't park their car curbside and keep their wheels in the gutter and actually park on my lawn. I am forever replacing sprinkler heads because of the neighbor assholes that can't park.

Spikes.

You're welcome.
 
Ok seriously though this makes me think of when something like this happened in our household. We had a couple of sugar gliders for pets (one was a great pet, the other was a demon from hell, but that is another story). The demon from hell sugar glider got away once and was gone, just like that. It happened in the garage and we never were able to find it. They climb like a son of a bitch and are super fast so good luck getting them back if they aren't bonded to you like the other one was. Sometimes I think someone will find it like you found this little dude, but a sugar glider will NOT look like anything most people have ever seen, especially shriveled up like that. Here is a generic picture of one if you have never seen one:

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Wait, you have these for pets? Do you keep them caged up?

Any pet you have to keep in a cage is lame AF.
 
Fast food places messing up my order.

My coffee maker finally broke down (RIP $15 Mr. Coffee) and I decided to head to McD's for my morning fix. When I sat down to get some work done I realized they had given me decaf, not a great way to start my day.
 
My puppy biting my feet and ankles like a land-shark.
Also, the sex moans on Zelda Breath of the Wild. Wtf were they thinking?!?!
 
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