Sandwich Draft 2017 (One Sandwich)

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I select bukkake.

I imagine you've eaten several limp biscuits in your life.

 

[fishonjazz]

I love iceberg lettuce

 

[Miggs]

I select bark.

 

[fishonjazz]

Where did rye, pastrami, cold cuts, most cheeses originate? Don't see nobody draftin American. Hell beef ain't even native to this continent.

I got some native beef for ya

 

[Miggs]

I select greeting cards.

 

[fishonjazz]

Lol

 

[Miggs]

I select asphalt.

 

[gandalfe]

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a f*****g big television
Choose washing machines, cars,
Compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
And dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
In a range of f*****g fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you
Are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
Spirit-crushing game shows
Stuffing f*****g junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
Pissing your last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
F*****d-up brats
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.

 

[Miggs]

I select lamp.

 

[gandalfe]

I select lamp.

I love lamp!

 

[Miggs]

I select 18th century Victorian architecture.

 

[colton]

Alright, I have ruled it legal to draft different preparations of eggs. Wes Mantooth will not be allowed to use a preparation on his sandwich if its drafted. He can draft a certain prep of an egg whenever he chooses if he gets over his tears.

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Fwiw I don't think a person in the draft contest should unilaterally be making the judgments. This is the same issue I had in the NBA history draft.

 

[moevillini]

I guess I pictured hard boiled eggs. I see your point.

However, if you had a problem with it, the time to speak up would have been 20 picks ago.

LOL, I pictured a fried egg, because it seems all the trendy places are putting that on everything

even white chocolate! and dark chocolate!

 

[spycam1]

I pick a sunny side up egg.

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[fishonjazz]

I select my 4th bottle of St. Ides.

Takes me back

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Fwiw I don't think a person in the draft contest should unilaterally be making the judgments. This is the same issue I had in the NBA history draft.

Well if you read back far enough I opened it up as saying I wanted people to discuss it and I didnt say anything about making a choice. Then he freaked out and I just decided w/e. Plus people agreed with my onion ruling and to me this is the same thing.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I guess I pictured hard boiled eggs. I see your point.

However, if you had a problem with it, the time to speak up would have been 20 picks ago.

Never said I had a problem with it, but if we look at your pick of caramelized onion when onion was already picked, it's a similar situation and I was just pointing it out to people. When we allow something like that to be picked, then we kind of have to allow specific cooking style variations of other things, no? The question I was asking is when is the differentiation large enough to warrant it being a unique pick. I wish we could have actually talked about it rather than having a dude throw a temper tantrum.

I for one never planned on picking any kind of egg.

 

[Boris]

I got some native beef for ya

Kin ya lick an pick the crabs out first?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I pick a sunny side up egg.

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OK, but are Sunny Side Up and Fried Egg ruled as the same thing since the difference between the two is just a single flip?

 

[♪alt13]

OK, but are Sunny Side Up and Fried Egg ruled as the same thing since the difference between the two is just a single flip?

Is the fried egg over hard or over easy? Was it specified?