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Sandwich Draft 2017 (One Sandwich)

Just scarfed down 2 open faced applewood smoked peppercorn turkey sammies. Key is tossin yer turkey in a bit off apple cider vinegar, top with diced gala apples an homemade turkey gravy. So daggum good an simple!

I bust you bitches up with 5 ingredients an serve peanut butter cup ice cream as my 6th.
Open faced sandwich doesn't count. It's against the rules as its not technically a sandwich.
An ice cream sandwich however is totally acceptable
 
Just scarfed down 2 open faced applewood smoked peppercorn turkey sammies. Key is tossin yer turkey in a bit off apple cider vinegar, top with diced gala apples an homemade turkey gravy. So daggum good an simple!

I bust you bitches up with 5 ingredients an serve peanut butter cup ice cream as my 6th.

Did you toss some salad after you tossed the turkey?
 
You could have built Onigirazu but you failed. Next time I will play on fishonjazz suggestion an create ice cream sammy topped with sushi.

This draft isnt about creating sandwiches that already exist. Only lames, like White Chocolate, build a near exact replica of an already established sandwich.
 
This draft isnt about creating sandwiches that already exist. Only lames, like White Chocolate, build a near exact replica of an already established sandwich.

I'm pretty sure the object of this draft is to win. Not build the worst possible sandwich like you're doing. I wouldn't even try it that's how bad it is.
 
I'm pretty sure the object of this draft is to win. Not build the worst possible sandwich like you're doing. I wouldn't even try it that's how bad it is.

No, the object was never to win. It's just to have fun and make cool sandwiches. You have gone the opposite of fun drafting a near exact replica of a Reuben. You have 0 creativity.
 
With the 50th pick in the 2017 Jazz Fanz sandwich draft, Gandalfe selects:

Sir Kensington's Spicy Brown Mustard!

"This stone ground, european style deli mustard offers a rugged sweetness coupled with an approachable tangy heat. This recipe features a combined blend of brown and yellow mustard seeds, balanced with a touch of Vermont maple syrup."

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No, the object was never to win. It's just to have fun and make cool sandwiches. You have gone the opposite of fun drafting a near exact replica of a Reuben. You have 0 creativity.

I didn't know the way to be creative make a "cool" sandwich is by taking a breakfast dish, adding some wack *** cheese, and topping it all off with a fast food dipping sauce.
 
With the 51st pick in the 2017 Jazz Fanz sandwich draft, Gandalfe selects:

Bread & butter pickle chips!
 
I didn't know the way to be creative make a "cool" sandwich is by taking a breakfast dish, adding some wack *** cheese, and topping it all off with a fast food dipping sauce.

Yes, it is. Try reading a book or going to an art museum. I'm sure you will see the genius in my sandwich then.
 
Katz Deli Pastrami
Marble rye
Emmental cheese
Carmelized onions
Bread & butter pickles
Sir Kensington's spicy brown mustard
 
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