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Stupid Pet Peeves

Siro said:
Gob means spit, right? People carrying babies spitting on you is one of your pet peeves? What kind of ****ed up place is Australia?
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Nah it means abuse. Really gave me the ****s, in the bloody post office too. Prick. It is a full moon at the moment, the mentalists are out in force.
 
Siro said:
Ah okay. In British slang, it means spit. I was like WTF.
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yeah it can be, like slag (also a derogatory term for a woman). Gob off is same as mouth off. I'm also partial to the saying 'all mouth and no trousers'. Sums most of em up.
 
Siro said:
Ah okay. In British slang, it means spit. I was like WTF.
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It will be a week full of wankers, work has been mental they all seem to be out this full moon. Had a dude at work last night that had previously ripped his girlfriends eye out and tortured her with a cattle prod because she was talking to another bloke at the pub. Pretty much been this sort of clientele since Sunday, expect it til continue this way until early next week.
 
colton said:
When I leave a note for myself and then can't figure out what I meant. For example, on Friday I wrote down that today I'm supposed to "talk to Troy about time frame". Troy who? Time frame for what? I have no idea.
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LOL, I just figured out who Troy was and what that note meant.
 
colton said:
I did! Or at least I sent Troy an email yesterday. He hasn't responded yet.
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Why would he if he's beneath your capacity for memory? You owe the man some chocolates or flowers! Take a good hard look at yourself!
 
When I make an appointment on Monday with the General Contractor for Thursday morning to do a job and the homeowner isn't here and not answering phone calls.
 
When you take too long a poop and your legs go numb.

Has this been mentioned? I feel like it has. But it's worth bringing up again.
 
Siro said:
When you take too long a poop and your legs go numb.

Has this been mentioned? I feel like it has. But it's worth bringing up again.
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Happened to me today actually.
And ya, it sucked
 
Siro said:
When you take too long a poop and your legs go numb.

Has this been mentioned? I feel like it has. But it's worth bringing up again.
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fishonjazz said:
Happened to me today actually.
And ya, it sucked
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You need the squatty potty.

https://www.squattypotty.com/

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Boris said:
Gives you free time to post here. Don't bitch bout it.
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this could also be said about the taking too long to poop post


and Squatty Potty is the Utah-based company that formerly employed Kathy Griffith as its spokesperson until they decided she was too potty-mouthed for their taste
 
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