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Important stuff for WHEN THAT DAY COMES...

looks like they may be back in business!

After The Rapture, Who Will Walk Your Dog?

May 21, 20119:44 AM ET
Heard on All Things Considered

Around sunset today, May 21, the Rapture is scheduled to begin — at least according to a Christian evangelist named Harold Camping and his followers. When the moment arrives, they say, believers will go to heaven and nonbelievers will endure five months of hell on Earth.

But there's a crucial question for those who are saved: Who'll take care of their loyal pets?

Well, Bart Centre says he'll be there. For $135 (plus $20 for each additional critter; PayPal accepted), he promises to look after your dog or cat or hamster or even llama once you are spirited away to heaven.

Centre started his company, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, two years ago. But business didn't really boom until Harold Camping set the date of the Rapture at May 21, 2011.

"We increased our rates in January, and since that time for the first quarter of this year we're 27 percent up over the first quarter of 2010," Centre tells Guy Raz, host of weekends on All Things Considered.

Right now Eternal Earth-Bound Pets has contracts with 259 clients — that means roughly $35,000 in contracts — and is set to rescue dogs, cats, a cockatoo and even a horse in Montana in the event of the Rapture.

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/21/136475372/after-the-rapture-who-will-walk-your-dog
 
I like your figures of speech, but really, I think this is an exciting time.

In 1968 all I could find on the news was Walter Cronkite, really, and similar high priests of the CFR. Even the LDS pres of the Primary was the wife of a CFR acolyte, as was the editor of the Deseret News, and the boss of KSL tv.

Yes, Mitt is thinking about coming to Utah to win the Hatch Senate Seat, campaigning on the principle of American governance belonging to the CFR: Guv of the Elites, by the Elites, and fer the Elites, and with all the mesmerized Mormons still punch-drunk with the glory of having one of their own in the Club, he might win.

But I'm starting a PAC to defeat him. "Keep yer Mitts off Utah". I'd vote for Ben McAdams before I'd vote for Mitt. Or even some les Dem.

today we have a free press springing up from the ruins of the corporate media gone nuts for Elite Rule.

This is not the end of the world, just the end of the CFR dominance over America.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE


Americans never really got this song. At least none of them I knew. I had a decent German teacher in high school who used it to open us up to European and World politics, which was pretty cool. But most just sang along thinking the german lyrics were cool without really getting the gist and the english translation was probably too direct so it made the point tough to follow.
 
Americans never really got this song. At least none of them I knew. I had a decent German teacher in high school who used it to open us up to European and World politics, which was pretty cool. But most just sang along thinking the german lyrics were cool without really getting the gist and the english translation was probably too direct so it made the point tough to follow.

So then tell us what it's about.
 
So then tell us what it's about.

direct translation, some gets lost in translation

Have you some time for me,
then I'll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
on their way to the horizon.
If you're perhaps thinking about me right now
then I'll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
and that such a thing comes from such a thing.

99 balloons
on their way to the horizon
People think they're UFOs from space
so a general sent up
a fighter squadron after them
Sound the alarm if it's so
but there on the horizon were
only 99 balloons.

99 fighter jets
Each one's a great warrior
Thought they were Captain Kirk
then came a lot of fireworks
the neighbors didn't understand anything
and felt like they were being provoked
so they shot at the horizon
at 99 balloons.

99 war ministers
matches and gasoline canisters
They thought they were clever people
already smelled a nice bounty
Called for war and wanted power.
Man, who would've thought
that things would someday go so far
because of 99 balloons.

99 years of war
left no room for victors.
There are no more war ministers
nor any jet fighters.
Today I'm making my rounds
see the world lying in ruins.
I found a balloon,
think of you and let it fly (away).


basically a war started for shooting down 99 airballoons(regular balloons for you enlgish speakers)
as fighter jets where sent to investigate the air ballloons that seemed like a ufo. they decided to shoot them down just for fun. then war mnisters on both sides thought it was an attack. then an attack started and all out war. end of world ****!
 
This is not the first time Earth was scheduled to be destroyed by the mysterious planet, Niburu. The idea of a 12th planet named Niburu traces back to a 1976 book by a Russian American, Zecharia Sitchin, entitled "The 12th Planet: Book 1 of the Earth Chronicles". I'll let folks do their own research on Sitchin. He passed away in 2010, but not before his books sold in the millions, and he is regarded as one of the fathers of the Ancient Astronaut theory. More pertinent here, this is the third time overall, and the second time this decade that we are supposed to be destroyed by this non-existent planet:

https://www.livescience.com/33380-comet-elenin-planet-nibiru-doomsday-2012.html

"The idea that doomsday will result from a planetary collision was first proposed in 1995 by Nancy Lieder, a self-described "contactee." Lieder claims she has the ability to receive messages through an implant in her brain from aliens in the Zeta Reticuli star system. On her website, ZetaTalk, she stated that she was chosen to warn mankind of an impending planetary collision which would wipe out humanity in May 2003. (When no such cataclysmic event occurred, Lieder's followers chose 2012 as the new date for the Nibiru collision, which coincides neatly with other doomsday prophecies focused on the ending of the Mayan calendar.)

Lieder originally called the bringer of doom "Planet X," and later connected it to a planet that was hypothesized to exist by a writer named Zecharia Sitchin in his book "The 12th Planet" (Harper 1976). According to Sitchin (1920-2010), the ancient Sumerians wrote about a giant planet called Nibiru the "twelfth planet" in the solar system, after the other planets (including Pluto), the sun and moon which has an oblong orbit that swings near Earth every 3,600 years. Humans actually evolved on Nibiru, he said, and colonized this planet during a previous flyby."

(Note that the above article dates from 2011. Some connected Niburu to the 12/21/12 apocalypse connected with the so-called Mayan prophesy).
 
This is not the first time Earth was scheduled to be destroyed by the mysterious planet, Niburu. The idea of a 12th planet named Niburu traces back to a 1976 book by a Russian American, Zecharia Sitchin, entitled "The 12th Planet: Book 1 of the Earth Chronicles". I'll let folks do their own research on Sitchin. He passed away in 2010, but not before his books sold in the millions, and he is regarded as one of the fathers of the Ancient Astronaut theory. More pertinent here, this is the third time overall, and the second time this decade that we are supposed to be destroyed by this non-existent planet:

https://www.livescience.com/33380-comet-elenin-planet-nibiru-doomsday-2012.html

"The idea that doomsday will result from a planetary collision was first proposed in 1995 by Nancy Lieder, a self-described "contactee." Lieder claims she has the ability to receive messages through an implant in her brain from aliens in the Zeta Reticuli star system. On her website, ZetaTalk, she stated that she was chosen to warn mankind of an impending planetary collision which would wipe out humanity in May 2003. (When no such cataclysmic event occurred, Lieder's followers chose 2012 as the new date for the Nibiru collision, which coincides neatly with other doomsday prophecies focused on the ending of the Mayan calendar.)

Lieder originally called the bringer of doom "Planet X," and later connected it to a planet that was hypothesized to exist by a writer named Zecharia Sitchin in his book "The 12th Planet" (Harper 1976). According to Sitchin (1920-2010), the ancient Sumerians wrote about a giant planet called Nibiru the "twelfth planet" in the solar system, after the other planets (including Pluto), the sun and moon which has an oblong orbit that swings near Earth every 3,600 years. Humans actually evolved on Nibiru, he said, and colonized this planet during a previous flyby."

(Note that the above article dates from 2011. Some connected Niburu to the 12/21/12 apocalypse connected with the so-called Mayan prophesy).

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
 
direct translation, some gets lost in translation




basically a war started for shooting down 99 airballoons(regular balloons for you enlgish speakers)
as fighter jets where sent to investigate the air ballloons that seemed like a ufo. they decided to shoot them down just for fun. then war mnisters on both sides thought it was an attack. then an attack started and all out war. end of world ****!

That's been my basic understanding of what it meant.

Kids plating with balloons trigger oversensitive defense mechanisms that cascade out of control leading to the end of the world. Is there a different interpretation?
 
I kind of like this version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wMeOSED5W8
 
No one used the pic/gif of Jabar (or is it Chamberlain) from The Stand?

Disappointed in all of you!
 
That's been my basic understanding of what it meant.

Kids plating with balloons trigger oversensitive defense mechanisms that cascade out of control leading to the end of the world. Is there a different interpretation?

people do complain that the english version is not correctly translated and is different
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qfzH0vnOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NThCh-_mgag


Holy ****! I didn't think I'd run anyone who knew of Hurt in my life. I'm a pretty big fan of J. Loren Wince and wished his career turned out better. I think he gave up after the music industry screwed his band over.

Oh, and MVP, instead of Paradise Lost, Lost Paradise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv066NyKq9k
 
Most actual conservatives have heard of a few scriptures which indicate nobody knows such dates or times, so likely this is lib fantasy. Like most gun clubs and skinhead organizations, a sort of compulsion in the fantasy lives of globalists to make up the foes they need so they can prattle on about conspiracy freaks just to make anyone who just wants to be free look bad.

conspiracy theorists today are all libs.
Actually, the conservatives I know believe those scriptures to mean that the world is coming to an end sooner rather than later because they believe Trump and conservative media who state that the world is worse than ever. They are not concerned about climate change or the environment because the world will be ending long before those things matter.

And it is my conservative brother-in-law who keeps spouting conspiracy theories, such as his comment the other day about how people around the Clintons keep mysteriously dying. But perhaps you believe that to be true and not a conspiracy theory.
 
yes, indeed. your comment is entirely fair.

Hillary has invoked the spectre of a "vast right-wing conspiracy" in defense of her hubby, and of course it is possible that all those disappearing/dying associates are victims of some darkside CIA unit doing all that to discredit or control the dem leaders, so as to ensure that dem leaders pay attention to their big tent whip masters.

When envisioning the possible surreptitious methods being deployed to manage the world, imagination may be the only adequate human capacity.
 
yes, indeed. your comment is entirely fair.

Hillary has invoked the spectre of a "vast right-wing conspiracy" in defense of her hubby, and of course it is possible that all those disappearing/dying associates are victims of some darkside CIA unit doing all that to discredit or control the dem leaders, so as to ensure that dem leaders pay attention to their big tent whip masters.

When envisioning the possible surreptitious methods being deployed to manage the world, imagination may be the only adequate human capacity.
Did you know that everyone dies.

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Actually, the conservatives I know believe those scriptures to mean that the world is coming to an end sooner rather than later because they believe Trump and conservative media who state that the world is worse than ever. They are not concerned about climate change or the environment because the world will be ending long before those things matter.

And it is my conservative brother-in-law who keeps spouting conspiracy theories, such as his comment the other day about how people around the Clintons keep mysteriously dying. But perhaps you believe that to be true and not a conspiracy theory.

I've always been fascinated by the Islam concept that Mahdi would save Islam for a period of ushered in peace an than he an Isa (Jesus) would fight an defeat Massid ah-dajjal together.

The accounts are eerily similar given the current state of affairs.
 
Holy ****! I didn't think I'd run anyone who knew of Hurt in my life. I'm a pretty big fan of J. Loren Wince and wished his career turned out better. I think he gave up after the music industry screwed his band over.

Love me some Hurt, definitely an underrated group. Random fun-fact anytime I need to get a song I hate outta my head I replace it with the riff from Ten Ton Brick.
 
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