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World is about to end on September 23... again:)

Bulletproof said:
How much will it cost to make Boris shut the **** up?
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In my experience a good contract killer normally costs around 20,000, pay less than that they're generally fairly amateur and will almost certainly get caught. That's what my mate who's a criminal barrister tells me anyway.
 
Bulletproof said:
How much will it cost to make Boris shut the **** up?
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It costs either a click on the ignore button, or simply ignoring anything he posts. If no one responds the impetus for him to post would be reduced.
 
Thee jazz fan said:
What the hell is a rapture anyway? Is it just where everyone is lifted to heaven?? If that's the case why do we need hurricanes and earthquakes?
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The rapture?

Jazz vs. Celtics, finals game 7, fresh hot wings and pulled pork sandwiches, maybe ribs, cold drinks, 75" TV, sitting in my leather chair in my underwear. That is the rapture.
 
LogGrad98 said:
It costs either a click on the ignore button, or simply ignoring anything he posts. If no one responds the impetus for him to post would be reduced.
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That or relentlessly reporting their trash...

Coming for you next Dutch!
 
Bulletproof said:
That or relentlessly reporting their trash...

Coming for you next Dutch!
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You're not doing it correctly. Tag about a dozen posts that are guaranteed infractions and report them all at once. That's how I got UGLI's god awful alt heavenharris perma-banned the second time.
 
franklin said:
You haven't been outside of Utah long enough to have your head that deep in the sand. We have locomotives. Unless you're getting on one of your conspiracy kicks and claiming the electricity lines are all invisible, that diesel engine pumping out particulates is just a head-end power engine that no other trolley has (it's spewing chemicals for the trilateral commission), the trolley was structurally altered by orders of the CFR to fit regular railways, and the noise is artifically generated in sound waves to control our minds. :)
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Well, maybe you know more than I do. I made a vow, years ago, to boycott sales-tax supported socialist transportation. I refuse to even look. Are you talkin' intra-city, as from Lehi to Rose Park. I figured you live in Saratoga Springs from the pics of your new home. You'd drive over to Lehi to catch that train. And yes, if it has an engine, it's a train, not a trolley.

But you know nothing about how conspiracies work. Only Game can pretend to know less than you do in this comment.

As with most words, it's value is in the symbolism. In actual everyday fact, the Council of Foreign Relations is a public institution that recruits all kinds of members, mostly stupid and well-intentioned, susceptible to being flattered and manipulated and used. Wouldn't surprise me if Jonah, Jason, or Colton were not members of some farm team recruitment outfit like the Salt Lake Committee on Foreign Relations.
I have a family connection to the founder of the Salt Lake Committee on Foreign Relations, and my wife was once the secretary to it's head some years ago. I've also had neigbhors and relatives and employers who were members. I have old member lists from decades ago. Nowadays the national CFR publishes a member roll, perhaps with some requested omissions. You can read all about it by googling the CFR.

Conspiracies are always things intended to be kept secret. When they publish plans and objectives, they are public institutions. When I talk about what they've published, and incredibly stupid people snarl at me that I'm a conspriracy theorist, I think it's obvious just how stupid that is.

Even smart people can be stupid sometimes. Not a good idea, really.
 
fishonjazz said:
Just had 2 shootings within a quarter mile of my house in the last three days. 2 innocent/univolved (the shootings were gang related) people dead.

My wife is freaking out. I may have to buy more guns as well.

Wish I could afford to move.
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My $2200 bike was stolen from my garage tonight.
Then, while rage was flowing through my veins after a build up of a number of things of which my bike being stolen was the straw that broke the camels back (da **** does that mean anyway?) I let me dog out to pee at about 12:30 am and I hear noises and my dog starts barking (he is typically quiet) so I rush through my back gate and there is a guy walking past listening to music (the noises I heard) and I totally a cost him (I'm a bit drunk and very pissed off) and scare the **** out of him..... pushing him and cussing at him (immediately a shirtless raving lunatic)...... he says he was just walking home from work and is very sorry for disturbing me.
Poor dude didn't deserve my unwarranted attacks.
I'm calling the cops tomorrow about my stolen bike. Its very unique and I still have all the original documents for it plus documents for the modifications I made to it. The thief actually left their own bike behind on my lawn when they stole my bike.
Mother ****ers better hope I don't see them with my bike.

**** kearns. I need to find a new place to live
 
fishonjazz said:
My $2200 bike was stolen from my garage tonight.
Then, while rage was flowing through my veins after a build up of a number of things of which my bike being stolen was the straw that broke the camels back (da **** does that mean anyway?) I let me dog out to pee at about 12:30 am and I hear noises and my dog starts barking (he is typically quiet) so I rush through my back gate and there is a guy walking past listening to music (the noises I heard) and I totally a cost him (I'm a bit drunk and very pissed off) and scare the **** out of him..... pushing him and cussing at him (immediately a shirtless raving lunatic)...... he says he was just walking home from work and is very sorry for disturbing me.
Poor dude didn't deserve my unwarranted attacks.
I'm calling the cops tomorrow about my stolen bike. Its very unique and I still have all the original documents for it plus documents for the modifications I made to it. The thief actually left their own bike behind on my lawn when they stole my bike.
Mother ****ers better hope I don't see them with my bike.

**** kearns. I need to find a new place to live
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Didn't know Utah banged that hard

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fishonjazz said:
My $2200 bike was stolen from my garage tonight.
Then, while rage was flowing through my veins after a build up of a number of things of which my bike being stolen was the straw that broke the camels back (da **** does that mean anyway?) I let me dog out to pee at about 12:30 am and I hear noises and my dog starts barking (he is typically quiet) so I rush through my back gate and there is a guy walking past listening to music (the noises I heard) and I totally a cost him (I'm a bit drunk and very pissed off) and scare the **** out of him..... pushing him and cussing at him (immediately a shirtless raving lunatic)...... he says he was just walking home from work and is very sorry for disturbing me.
Poor dude didn't deserve my unwarranted attacks.
I'm calling the cops tomorrow about my stolen bike. Its very unique and I still have all the original documents for it plus documents for the modifications I made to it. The thief actually left their own bike behind on my lawn when they stole my bike.
Mother ****ers better hope I don't see them with my bike.

**** kearns. I need to find a new place to live
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Sorry to hear it. If you have a pic of it maybe post it here so we can keep an eye out?
 
JazzMan4Life said:
Sorry to hear it. If you have a pic of it maybe post it here so we can keep an eye out?
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fishonjazz said:
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Dude that's awesome. Love the look of it. If you find the ****er you are justified to go all dexter on his ***. I felt that way after a bunch of kids (we assume) broke into our house in Reno right after we moved in and ransacked the place, stole a $500 computer monitor, broke 2 TVs, broke down the back door, all that ****. I could have easily dropped my humanity for a few minutes on one of them, you feel so violated and enraged. I hope you get it back fish.
 
WHEN THE HELL IS IT GOING TO END!!! I HAVE ALL MY GUNS LOADED, I HAVE ALREADY PICKED OUT AN APOCALYPSE WIFE TO ADD AS THE FIRST OF THE HAREM (along with the mrs. of course :))!!!! BRING IT ON!!! DAMMIT UNIVERSE END IT ALREADY YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
 
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