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Jazz vs Pistons (24th of Jan)

Jazzta: Vamos is the correct way of saying it
Jazzta: in this context
yamers: a loss here is some serious tankage
yamers: i predict we dont even inbound the ball
yamers: or turn it over
Witty: drummond with an absurd statline
Witty: and hit free throws
Ron: Wow, nice play.
Archie: Wtf was that?
Witty: thats a sloan play
Witty: SLOAN SIGHTING
Hekate: Rubio! Ingles!
Jazzta: Haha troll play
yamers: and 1
Jazzta: love it!
Archie: Lol.
Archie: Clever girl
Eminence: lol
Witty: sloans psychosis reached into michigan and reached snyders psyche
Ostertag>Duncan: Sloan was always a master of the out of bounds play
Hekate: gotta defend
Archie: That was also influenced by the ghost of Larry's leg.
Witty: especially when it was under the basket
Ron: I want to see a monster ot from Mitchell if we get there.
Witty: sloan always got a score there
yamers: i hope we get OT
yamers: i wana watch some more bball
Rubashov: man i haven't got time for OT gotta go to work!!!!!
Archie: Here we go Pistons. Here we go.
Witty: we arent a good defensive team so this should be interesting
yamers: LUKE KENNARD
yamers: OMFGGGGGGGG
Witty: yamers you're a proper knob
Hekate: lol Gobert
Ostertag>Duncan: lol
Jazzta: I want tank but I want to win THIS game
Saint: lol gobert got lucky
yamers: i saw that play coming a mile away
Ron: Luke, I'm not your father. Because I'm embarrassed of that shot.
yamers: it was a screen for luke


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I love watching games in surround sound with arena mode. Ingles talks so much ****!

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Archie: Kennard with zero respect
Saint: ehh Kennard leaned into him at the end
ONE: LOL.. kennarddd..
Witty: rudy plowed him over too
yamers: what a ****
ONE: KenNARDDD
Witty: yamers reaction made it seem like the no. 12 pick sunk a game winner over the no. 13 pick
ONE: Haha
ONE: true
DownUnder: ffs can't this game just finish, i want to go get lunch
Archie: Since they're playing Eminen in Detroit, maybe we should blast the Osmonds at home, eh?
yamers: he sunk the tank for today
yamers: but we got a chance here
Jazzta: Take this ***** home Spida
ONE: @DownUnder, aren't u working bro?
Hekate: I gotta sleep
ONE: How can you be watching this game?
ONE: @Hakate - that's what we feel like trying to follow EPL
Witty: this is only the first or second OT game right
Ron: Could have been a foul on Luke's shot but it was definitely a huge moving screen to get him free.
Rubashov: I figured you were at lunch dude
Witty: usually jazz games this season are decided by the third quarter
Hekate: surprised you follow EPL tbh
Archie: Mitchell is playing like Hood this game. Missed his last 8 shots...
Jazzta: You always want to win OT games
Witty: we won an OT game?
ONE: Trying to.. haha.. my team's Arsenal ... what's yours?
Witty: which one
yamers: mitchel should grow a beard
Hekate: Spurs
DownUnder: yeah i am working dude
Witty: ah right
DownUnder: pretending to work anyway
ONE: Arsenal = the Jazz of EPL
Archie: Do you Aussies listen to the Living End?
Hekate: definitely not
Ostertag>Duncan: Do Aussies like kangaroos?
Archie: Gobert walked.
yamers: that play has been there all day
Jazzta: Joeeeee


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yamers: rudy screen> mitchel split> and then the wide open 3
Ron: Mitchell has passed well this game.
Witty: gobert is seriously a giraffe trying to drive
Jazzta: Joeeeeee
DownUnder: yeah Kangaroo is delicious if cooked properly
Witty: watching gobert drive the ball is like watching ****ing planet earth 2
Archie: What about Wallabies?
Ron: I made kangaroo for my super bowl party last year. It was a hit.
Diamond77: Jingles is on fire!!
ONE: eating kanaroos is like killing bambi for food...
yamers: rudy the giraffe on roller blades
Witty: wait boler just said the OT win was against the blazers
Witty: WHOS RIGHT
Saint: wut?
ONE: too cute
Saint: pretty sure kangaroos are pretyt violent
ONE: they bounce
Saint: they will **** you up
Ron: Platypus look like they are delicious.
yamers: need more rudy screen> mitchel split the double to rudy > rudy out to open man on the 3 pt line
Witty: https://i.imgur.com/rytHAMW.gif
MVP: back here
Hekate: stay away from platypusses you monster
MVP: we only up by 4?
DownUnder: very true Cy, they are nasty buggers, the big ones are capable of trashing your car
sojodave: 7
Ron: Mitchell!!!
MVP: boom
Archie: Kangaroos are the only animal in Australian history, besides humans of course, to be tried and convicted of a criminal act. Aussies. Lol
ONE: damn, that's scary Witty
Hekate: Mitch!
Catchall: Love that Mitchell has the confidence to shoot that
Jazzta: Spida!
ONE: Wow, I did not know that Archie
dipship31: Lol
latin: i guess the tank will take a break tonight
Archie: I just made it up. Not being serious.
Hekate: what about emus
Ostertag>Duncan: Gobert= GH bambi
MVP: wtf gpobert


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Jazzta: Goberto
Witty: harris is a threat to the tank
latin: jazzavenues 've been out of work for a while
Ron: Emus eggs are great. I used to get those from a farm.
yamers: gobert is honestly one of the worst offensive bigs i have ever watched
ONE: ewwwwww
Hekate: I mean the war with emus
ONE: emu eggs look disgusting to me
ONE: too big
Archie: So many gems in the upcoming draft. We could do great with a pick from 5 to 8.
yamers: wow
MVP: yes yamers give Rubio credit Harpring says.
yamers: fouled
yamers: these refs just dont call ****
DownUnder: emu is a bit blah .. kangas are much nicer to eat
Saint: i really like rubio
Catchall: gosh, it looks like we're going to win this game
Archie: I've eaten emu.
yamers: finally
yamers: took drumond to nearly kill mitch
DownUnder: i'm playing golf at a course on sunday that is absolutely littered with kangaroos ... they're a bit of a pest
yamers: to get a foul
Ron: I'll probably make a kangaroo meat loaf this year for the super bowl.
Diamond77: Mitchell is forcing too much in this game
Witty: we just cant make open shots
Saint: thats his job
yamers: its hilarious how the gameplan for the hawks, pistons is VERY simple
MVP: not a bad foul here
Archie: Who has the better steakhouses? The US, Brazil or Australia?
Hekate: Rubio was great tonight
yamers: leave someone open on the 3 point line
yamers: and cover rudy and mitchel
Jazzta: He was a fighter tonight
yamers: he bricked a wide open
Ostertag>Duncan: where on the scale are Kangaroos on consciousness on a scale from 1-ape
Witty: lol rudy
Archie: Gobert has butterfingers this game
DownUnder: dunno bout brazil but the steaks in the US and the here are both really decent
Witty: volleyball spikes it to a pistons player
MVP: freaking Rudy


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NAOS said:
Was it a burn? Or was it simply a statement that put YOUR criticism in its proper context?
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Do tell me, sir, what t-shirt should I have worn, on a Saturday morning, to Gamerscon?

Would you like to get a beer this week? I gotta see you based on how much **** you talk.
 
Ron: Japan steak houses are good
DownUnder: they're pretty primitive, pretty small brains
Witty: DM brick
MVP: how you can't grab a freaking simple rebound
Archie: They are more intelligent than apes. Haven't you ever seen Warriors of Virtue?
Witty: this wont turn out well
sojodave: why didn't we just foul and let them shoot two
MVP: and then can't box out drummond
Hekate: great to see Drummond frustrated
Witty: how do we dominate 3 1/2 minutes of an overtime and come to this
ONE: @MVP, I don't think we wanna win this one
Hekate: always fun
Catchall: Gobert used to take these passes and jam the the ball like a mofo
yamers: i think rudy needs to get those hand drills back that george hill brought in to help his hands.
Archie: Mmm... Japanese steakhouse.
yamers: rudy has regressed a lot with those hands
Ron: It's been a rough game for Mitchell. I'm glad it doesn't faze him. He keeps trying.
Ostertag>Duncan: I went to Benihanas back in December. Better than I thought it would be
Jazzta: Get outta here with not wanting to win this one ONE
MVP: juts no open threes.
MVP: Foul before if needed
Archie: I wouldn't be on it, but I wouldn't be surprised either if last year was Gobert's peak year.
gregbroncs: funny both teams have made 3 shots in OT.
sojodave: TO with 2 seconds?
Ostertag>Duncan: Gobert will be better when we have better spacing
MVP: lucky
Ron: Oh that almost went in
Ostertag>Duncan: I'm not worried
MVP: why time out?
Witty: why did quin call that timeout
yamers: to try to tank
Jazzta: Lol Rubio upset at it too
MVP: I am flabergasted
ONE: Why no review?
Hekate: clock I think
Diamond77: What the **** is this timeout?!
MVP: maybe to advance the ball?
Archie: Rubio gonna be playing in Lithuania soon.
Hekate: Quin may have called it a lil bit early
MVP: but it gives detroit chance to foul quickly


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