Donovan Does Dallas - Saturday February 24 7:00 MST

[fishonjazz]

Title of the thread is pretty good, but Donnie Does Dallas would have been better.

Word

 

[fishonjazz]

Okay... I had the game on DVR. Just got done screaming at my TV "Win the ****ing game Jazz! You stupid ****ing idiots, this team doesn't even want to win... beat them!"

I almost started breaking things.

Ya, twas fugly

 

[fishonjazz]

Watching the game a little late... that delayed acting performance by Rubio When Dirk's knee might have grazed his nether regions was Oscar-worthy. He stiffened up, winced, grabbed his privates and went into a bit of an epileptic fit while doing a staccato dance. Dirk didn't enjoy the performance nearly as much as I did.

Coulda been real though.
Sometimes a graze of teh nutz seems life threatening.

One time I was at work and jumped from about the 4th stair to the floor and my nuts hit my own thigh and I crumpled and thought I might die.

Never underestimate nut pain of any sort.

 

[elan_prodigy]

In the last many years every time I watch barea play I think that I would give up whoever our point guard is for him.

Netos ceiling is JJ Barera

 

[Jazz4ever]

Two takeaways from tonight’s game:

1. Why didn’t we sign Harrison Barnes to a $23M deal? We’d be so good. Huge black eye on DL.

2. Why Donovan padding his inefficiency with two free throws with 0.5 seconds left? Ben Simmons would never do that. Probably because he wouldn’t hit the two free throws, but nevertheless.

Infections dream team: maxed Harrison Barnes and maxed Nikola Mirotic. Fill in with role players. Championships will follow.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

We forgot this was a B2B game. Helps put the difficulty Utah had in context, just slightly.

 

[candrew]

Carmelo took his team to a Western Conference Finals...

And put up empty stats in 8 or 9 other playoffs.

Picking up Chauncy took that team to the WCF

 

[candrew]

Rubio looked outstanding outside of shooting the ball tonight. You guys are so one-dimensional watching basketball. Clueless really.

That one-dimension is critical to this team's success.

If Rubio is not making open jumpers or finishing at the rim Utah is a fringe playoff team at best.

 

[Et tu Brute]

Uhh, he isnt near as good as either of those players.

That wasn't really his point though.

 

[DasJazz]

Lucky win streak hoodie on. Let's do this!

Told you guys, the hoodie works!

 

[Miggs]

1) Cy is insufferable.

2) We should’ve maxed Barnes, guys. Seriously.

 

[DasJazz]

Powell is all hustle. He's not that good though.

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Appreciate his hustle but man did he make Dirk look like a saint with the amount of complaining he did?

 

[Archie Moses]

#video #2

 

[fishonjazz]

We forgot this was a B2B game. Helps put the difficulty Utah had in context, just slightly.

B2b for Dallas too though iirc

 

[candrew]

Burks is just bad at basketball.

With Hood and Johnson gone the door is wide open for Burks to win minutes.

He's blowing it big time.

 

[infection]

Infections dream team: maxed Harrison Barnes and maxed Nikola Mirotic. Fill in with role players. Championships will follow.

I don’t like or want Barnes but I do believe Mirotic is all we need to be a contender next year. You heard it here first.

 

[fishonjazz]

Max money Barnes with that dominant 9 point, 4 rebound, zero assist, zero steals, zero block and team high minus 28 line.

 

[Siro]

I don’t like or want Barnes but I do believe Mirotic is all we need to be a contender next year. You heard it here first.

And your sarcasm couldn't have been more obvious.

It's practically impossible to make a joke here without half the forum taking you seriously.

 

[fishonjazz]

With Hood and Johnson gone the door is wide open for Burks to win minutes.

He's blowing it big time.

I wouldn’t say wide open.
I think ingles, O’Neal, and Mitchell is a pretty good rotation of wings. But ya, he isn’t making the most of his minutes.
He seems to have gotten much worse as his role and minutes have decreased.

 

[8]

Aftet watching the Mavs in action last night something makes me feel like they’d pay a king’s ransom for Neto