Game 3 WCSF: Thank you, Kobe! — Rockets @ Jazz 5/4/2018 8:30 pm MST

[infection]

As stated, the Rockets are not designed for playoff basketball. They are not playing to win games, but playing to game the system. It worked fabulously in the regular season, just enough to reinforce such bad habits that are now too hard to correct and overcome. We’ve begun the process of getting in their heads as the pressure will now be mounting on Paul, Harden, and D’Antoni with their past playoff performances.

Jae has, as predicted, started to rattle Harden.

And then there’s this guy:

Harden, thinking he can get under skin himself, has his plan foiled and completely backfire thanks to Ingles:

And Jingles be getting under skin...

Thanks to Ingles, he also got an early start to this...

March 1, 2018

Mike Tyson makes JazzFanz history as he makes his debut appearance in game threads. He goes on to lead the Jazz to a 9-game winning streak. As today is May the Fourth, this one’s for you, buddy!

And a special shoutout to the guy who helped us be aggressive and hone that killer instinct.

Is this thread lacking in rich storyline, silly photoshops (let’s be real, it’s MS Paint), and awesome GIFs? Yes, yes it is. Stories and GIFs have not been forgotten but are pending and in the wings. But that will all be made up for, and explained by, tonight’s game thread girl — my girl:

Born last night, she’s the 5th (and final) of five children, and our only girl. Would be great for her birth date to be straddling Jazz playoff victories!

 

[Deleted member 95]

Those jazz themed ribbons doe. Nice touch.

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[infection]

Those jazz themed ribbons doe. Nice touch.

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Nursing staff. Didn’t even realize!

 

[Deleted member 95]

May Mike Tyson be with uth.

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[Ron Mexico]

Great thread and congrats!

Also I like that this is titled game 2 since we all assume its a repeat W for us.

Also also how the hell do you have time to make this with a new baby coming in last night?!

 

[radiohegel]

Congrats!

 

[Deleted member 95]

@Ron Mexico he has his priorities straight

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[infection]

Great thread and congrats!

Also I like that this is titled game 2 since we all assume its a repeat W for us.

Also also how the hell do you have time to make this with a new baby coming in last night?!

I didn’t have time. This is a rushed thread.

(I didn’t make any of the Tyson memes but did the others)

 

[infection]

I’d ask the mods to change the title to game 3, but we all know what happened the last time @colton altered a game thread.

 

[MVP]

Mark Davis and Ed Malloy are the refs tonight. We may get even more screwed than in Houston. Crowd better be loud.

 

[yamers]

game 2 was good, leave it at game 2.

its a sign.

rockets are hexed.

 

[LogGrad98]

Congrats on the new infection. She's a cute little infection that is for sure.

I like the game thread. Nice work.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

As stated, the Rockets are not designed for playoff basketball. They are not playing to win games, but playing to game the system. It worked fabulously in the regular season, just enough to reinforce such bad habits that are now too hard to correct and overcome. We’ve begun the process of getting in their heads as the pressure will now be mounting on Paul, Harden, and D’Antoni with their past playoff performances.

Jae has, as predicted, started to rattle Harden.

And then there’s this guy:

Harden, thinking he can get under skin himself, has his plan foiled and completely backfire thanks to Ingles:

And Jingles be getting under skin...

Thanks to Ingles, he also got an early start to this...

March 1, 2018

Mike Tyson makes JazzFanz history as he makes his debut appearance in game threads. He goes on to lead the Jazz to a 9-game winning streak. As today is May the Fourth, this one’s for you, buddy!

And a special shoutout to the guy who helped us be aggressive and hone that killer instinct.

Is this thread lacking in rich storyline, silly photoshops (let’s be real, it’s MS Paint), and awesome GIFs? Yes, yes it is. Stories and GIFs have not been forgotten but are pending and in the wings. But that will all be made up for, and explained by, tonight’s game thread girl — my girl:

Born last night, she’s the 5th (and final) of five children, and our only girl. Would be great for her birth date to be straddling Jazz playoff victories!

Congrats man! Girls are the best, I have three, they are also the worst and will make your life hell sometimes. U have to have at least one though so that you have someone to take care of you when you old.

We have daily arguments with our girls starting around 18 months old about what they can wear... I’ve never had that argument with my boy in 11 years... different creatures for sure.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

game 2 was good, leave it at game 2.

its a sign.

rockets are hexed.

Wait should we punt this game?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Mark Davis and Ed Malloy are the refs tonight. We may get even more screwed than in Houston. Crowd better be loud.

DM better literally play defense with his hands behind his back.

 

[yamers]

Wait should we punt this game?

for sure, punt game 3, keep it at game 2.

 

[yamers]

so, today is may 4th...

may the force be with us today. Harden's dark arts of flopping versus the new hope, Donovan Mitchell.

the ultimate battle of good versus evil.

 

[JazzGal]

Congrats on your beautiful baby girl. She's my favorite game girl ever! May she only ever know successful Jazz teams.

 

[midnight_hwy]

Congrats Infection!!!


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[Stars Fan]

Congrats on the baby girl!

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