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I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE SEASON TO START. MORE HIGHLIGHTS FROM DM, A HEALTHY TEAM TO START, A TOP 3 RECORD FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON, THE WHOLE TEAM MESHING BETTER THAN EVER, AND AGAIN, THE ENDLESS DM HIGHLIGHTS. ARGGGHHHH. THIS IS WORSE THAN AN ENGAGED MORMON COUPLE WAITING FOR WEDDING NIGHT TO RIP OFF THOSE CLOTHES. BLUE BALLS EXTREME!!!!

LETS GET IT STARTED ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
 
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Take two and call a doctor in the morning if symptoms persist.
 
Amateurs...OGs know Alprazolam is the proper anxiolytic for its low tolerance, high risk for abuse, and quick acting properties.

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UB said:
Amateurs...OGs know Alprazolam is the proper anxiolytic for its low tolerance, high risk for abuse, and quick acting properties.

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Funny story... I’ve never had a benzo before and my urologist gave me 2 mg of Xanax prior to a procedure (that’s a pretty good sized dose, especially for someone benzo-naive) and I experienced absolutely nothing. Like, at all.
 
Rubashov said:
Dude the photo is from an online UK pharmacy they'll sell you anything.
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I don’t have the dark web... also I’m kidding I have an orthodontist friend and a pharmacist friend... I do tax work for them... I can get what I need if I need to.
 
infection said:
Funny story... I’ve never had a benzo before and my urologist gave me 2 mg of Xanax prior to a procedure (that’s a pretty good sized dose, especially for someone benzo-naive) and I experienced absolutely nothing. Like, at all.
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I had an ex that loved Xanax, she also loved a bunch of other drugs which pretty much ruined her life. About .5 mg of Xanax is enough to level me for 8 to 10 hours and i'm 6'2 and 280 pounds.
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
I don’t have the dark web... also I’m kidding I have an orthodontist friend and a pharmacist friend... I do tax work for them... I can get what I need if I need to.
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Neither do i I was looking at this website thinking how is this in any way legal? I have two sick parents, I have a house full of these bloody things, be great if i could find a doctor that would prescribe them medical cocaine...

I actually had a go at my mum for leaving her fentanyl in the car in a great big box that says fentanyl on it in the centre console. Im pretty sure id have to answer a few questions if a cop pulled me over and knew what it was. Aside from that i park on the street at work which is in a part of Melbourne awash with junkies, having a box of high strength medical heroin next to the front seat is probably not a good idea.
 
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The dark web isn't something you have. It's something you go to. It's like saying you don't have Jazzfanz. Makes no sense.
 
infection said:
Funny story... I’ve never had a benzo before and my urologist gave me 2 mg of Xanax prior to a procedure (that’s a pretty good sized dose, especially for someone benzo-naive) and I experienced absolutely nothing. Like, at all.
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i have the same experience with most meds...and its not a built up tolerance. I just dont feel the same reaction others do. And its the same with marijuana. Ive tried vaping, edibles, drops under the tongue...absolutely nothing outside of some nausea. My life is so damn sad i cant even get a little high.
 
Jack Strop said:
i have the same experience with most meds...and its not a built up tolerance. I just dont feel the same reaction others do. And its the same with marijuana. Ive tried vaping, edibles, drops under the tongue...absolutely nothing outside of some nausea. My life is so damn sad i cant even get a little high.
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Dude i feel your pain, i found some long forgotten sugar cubes yesterday, throwing them out hurt. I should have spiked a dude at works drink with them instead.
 
Rubashov said:
I had an ex that loved Xanax, she also loved a bunch of other drugs which pretty much ruined her life. About .5 mg of Xanax is enough to level me for 8 to 10 hours and i'm 6'2 and 280 pounds.
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Yeah, but that's because you do heavy drinking with it.
 
Ron Mexico said:
Yeah, but that's because you do heavy drinking with it.
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Me? Drink? Never!

Interesting point tho, I've never gone near the bastards sober, normally its Lyrica or Endone when sober but that's also normally to manage a pain issue that's stopping me sleeping.
 
Rubashov said:
Hello captain pedant.
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Not being pedantic. Just saying that if you have a computer and the internet, then you have the dark net. So there are no technical hurdles stopping anyone who wants to spend their day selling heroin and looking at illegal porn. Not "having" the dark net is not an excuse.
 
It was strange because last September was the easiest for me to get through. Usually I'm dying before the start of training camp.
I really wasn't too excited going into the season. I just wanted to see Mitchell and Exum develop this year. It was going to be a
fun rebuilding year.

This offseason is totally different. We now are knocking on the door of contending, and can feel the promised land just over the hill.
I will be counting down the days and hours! The worst part starts after the draft and summer league. At least we still have that to look
forward to. They are going to be gushing all over the jazz during summer league. It'll be great. And I bet anything Donovan will show up
to some games to cheer on the team. Hopefully Rudy and others too.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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