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Stupid Pet Peeves

Autocorrect and my overly sensitive keyboard. I can't type a damn post without errors. For example:

idestroyedthetoilet said:
Every player on this team is so damn likeable that they are all untouchable. You want one of them? First condition should be Utah requiring you to agree with a restructured contract that pays them for us ******** on them.

It's a business and all that but every since player has been ready and competent when called upon. I would ask Epke, Jerebko, Favors, Burks, and even O'Neale (On condition of guaranteing his deal) if they want to go somewhere where they could secure a longer snt deal.

Part of its business mantra is building strong relations and good reputation. I'm finally happy with a Jazz team that has developed that again. I don't care about results right now.
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That **** is illegibal. Auto correct can't even recognize illegible. I have to tap an ok button for the word. @One Brow another dumb example. @Ron Mexico I've noticed you've had a ton of this problem too. A lot of your posts have to be read in anti-aurocorrect mode to get intention.
 
idestroyedthetoilet said:
Autocorrect and my overly sensitive keyboard. I can't type a damn post without errors. For example:



That **** is illegibal. Auto correct can't even recognize illegible. I have to tap an ok button for the word. @One Brow another dumb example. @Ron Mexico I've noticed you've had a ton of this problem too. A lot of your posts have to be read in anti-aurocorrect mode to get intention.
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Yep, it's annoying. If I'm on my phone it's awful and I rarely edit my stuff or proofread. It's even worse when I'm in chat on my phone. That's why I prefer to use jazzfanz when I'm on my computer. I'm getting old, I suck at phones. I'm better at texting in T-9 mode still I bet.
 
People who talk on the phone while using public urinals. Seriously, dude, your conversation is THAT important??
 
Jazz Spazz said:
Yay it is that important.
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idestroyedthetoilet said:
Autocorrect and my overly sensitive keyboard. I can't type a damn post without errors. For example:



That **** is illegibal. Auto correct can't even recognize illegible. I have to tap an ok button for the word. @One Brow another dumb example. @Ron Mexico I've noticed you've had a ton of this problem too. A lot of your posts have to be read in anti-aurocorrect mode to get intention.
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Holy **** this. I’ve come so close to almost snapping my phone in half a handful of times the last few weeks. The “autocorrect” I love the most is when it switches an actual word that makes sense in the context I’ve typed, at this point, about halfway through a sentence, to a different actual word that makes absolutely zero sense in context. Literally zero. Like switching it to that word makes no ****ing sense.

If AI is smart as ****, autocorrect is dumb as a ****ing stump.
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Holy **** this. I’ve come so close to almost snapping my phone in half a handful of times the last few weeks. The “autocorrect” I love the most is when it switches an actual word that makes sense in the context I’ve typed, at this point, about halfway through a sentence, to a different actual word that makes absolutely zero sense in context. Literally zero. Like switching it to that word makes no ****ing sense.

If AI is smart as ****, autocorrect is dumb as a ****ing stump.
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The one that constantly gets me is when I type (swype) "just" and it corrects it to "Judy".

"I Judy got back from the store."

Yep, perfect!
 
Just talking to my wife about how I feel like a normal human being after a good nap today.

“It doesn’t help that you’ve been staying up late for basketball the last month.”

No joke. I’m not sure if I’ve watched more than two or three 2nd halves in these games including the weekends. I have been layin down for bed at about 10:00 on average. 9:30 a lot of nights. 10:30 or so on others.

So my pet peeve is when my wife talks about **** she has no idea about.
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Just talking to my wife about how I feel like a normal human being after a good nap today.

“It doesn’t help that you’ve been staying up late for basketball the last month.”

No joke. I’m not sure if I’ve watched more than two or three 2nd halves in these games including the weekends. I have been layin down for bed at about 10:00 on average. 9:30 a lot of nights. 10:30 or so on others.

So my pet peeve is when my wife talks about **** she has no idea about.
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Same here
 
The great negotiators from the union at work trading away 1200 dollars a year in allowances over a four year agreement for two 700 dollar payments which work out to about 250 bucks after tax. Useless pricks.
 
Rubashov said:
The great negotiators from the union at work trading away 1200 dollars a year in allowances over a four year agreement for two 700 dollar payments which work out to about 250 bucks after tax. Useless pricks.
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That just happened at my work as well.
 
fishonjazz said:
That just happened at my work as well.
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The problem is the award covers a bunch of workers that don't have the same entitlements and conditions that we do so trading them anyway means nothing to them or the union cause they vastly outnumber us. The race to the bottom.
 
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