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ONE LOVE said:
Liver cancer?
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Nah one was never a drinker and i suspect the other has worked the program, he's an older dude told a great story about walking onto a Ministry of Defence construction site in London, in the 80's, steaming drunk with a mate. Climbed up the scaffolding to enjoy the view, after 15 minutes police showed up with guns and black suits, started shouting at someone to come out with the hands up, they thought it was a great show, took them 15 minutes to work out they were part of it. Ended up getting arrested by the equivalent of a SWAT team, bags over the head and into a basement somewhere getting interrogated as potential IRA bombers. Said it was the longest night of his life.
 
Rubashov said:
Nah one was never a drinker and i suspect the other has worked the program, he's an older dude told a great story about walking onto a Ministry of Defence construction site in London, in the 80's, steaming drunk with a mate. Climbed up the scaffolding to enjoy the view, after 15 minutes police showed up with guns and black suits, started shouting at someone to come out with the hands up, they thought it was a great show, took them 15 minutes to work out they were part of it. Ended up getting arrested by the equivalent of a SWAT team, bags over the head and into a basement somewhere getting interrogated as potential IRA bombers. Said it was the longest night of his life.
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One was never drinker? And he calls himself an Englishmun? (imagine I say that in thick British accent).
 
ONE LOVE said:
One was never drinker? And he calls himself an Englishmun? (imagine I say that in thick British accent).
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He's from the East End too, doubt you'd have the minerals to say that to him OL, he's 6'5 and a gym junkie. It give it to give to him pretty hard tho, was going on the other day about how he loves a cup of tea and a shortbread, ****ing English ******.
 
Rubashov said:
Whats the difference between an Irish funeral and Irish wedding?







One less drunk
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I visited Dublin once and they had billboards advising the people to take it easy with alcohol, similar to the ones you see about opioids here in Salt Lake.
 
ONE LOVE said:
You must hate beautiful woman very much.
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I don't find tennis players overly attractive, to be sure they are fit, but they mostly straight up and down, no curves. Plus as i said to a friend of mine on Christmas morning as we were walking down St Kilda beach at 6am, smoking a joint, a very fit girl jogged past us and he gave me a look. And I said "No girl jogging at 6am Christmas morning is going to put up with us and we sure as **** ain't gonna put up with them."
 
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