Free Jazz team event on Friday.

[Watcher]

Wonder what's up with Burks

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[Hitman]

Burks seemed to be either swish or way off brick. He didn’t seem to care much and wasn’t very engaged.

Burks already in mid-season form.

 

[Zombie]

Wonder what's up with Burks

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If you are referring to him not being into the half court shot thing, that seems very in character for Alec Burks.

 

[str8line]

This face ate your mother's ***

LOL

 

[Witty Username]

lol at people already polling three point shooting at a free event for fans

 

[♪alt13]

Some notes:
They stopped my wife at the door and wouldn’t let her in because she had 3 “weapons” in her purse lol. A leatherman pocketknife, mace, and this thing you put your knuckles through with sharp points on it (basically like brass knuckles but with spikes on em) so she had to go back to the car to put that stuff away.

I would say your wife should hang out with mine but we both might end up single after they run off together.

If your wife had booze in her purse then we should definitely never ever hang out

 

[str8line]

Your wife sounds hot.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

A leatherman pocketknife, mace, and this thing you put your knuckles through with sharp points on it (basically like brass knuckles but with spikes on em)

What the hell were you guys expecting to run into over there?

 

[Jack Strop]

What the hell were you guys expecting to run into over there?

Jimmy Butler? Derek Fisher?

 

[♪alt13]

What the hell were you guys expecting to run into over there?

A Leatherman is a pretty standard tool (poor self defense weapon)

Mace is a pretty standard self defense weapon to protect yourself from men or bears (poor tool)

Pointy stabby brass knuckles are...
Well they're...

Apparently they aren't allowed in the Delta Airlines Solar Powered Smart Nuclear Waste Facility

 

[jazzfan1971]

I went. I wasn't expecting much, but I still expected more. Didn't even see Bear when I was there. (we got there in time to see the shooting competition start)

Arena looks nice. Seats were nice. Free was nice. I would have liked a little more though. Best part of the night was Mitchell hitting a half court shot.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I had some pictures to post but I can never post pictures on jazz fanz app anymore. Always get an error.

The mods banned you after you sent dem nudes.

 

[Deleted member 95]

@fishonjazz please tell me you got an HD quality picture of Kristens *** to share. Itd of made the whole thing worth it.

Sneaky blurred picture to protect your safety from the wife will suffice

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[fishonjazz]

Wonder what's up with Burks

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He seemed very aloof. Tbh I think that his personality has hurt him on the court and with this team. His lack of communication skills is a big hinderance for what quin wants on this team.

 

[jjscap]

Exum was the number 1 shooter in the whole competition.

Can't decide if this is good or bad for the Jazz.

 

[Surely]

I went. I wasn't expecting much, but I still expected more. Didn't even see Bear when I was there. (we got there in time to see the shooting competition start)

Arena looks nice. Seats were nice. Free was nice. I would have liked a little more though. Best part of the night was Mitchell hitting a half court shot.

You didn't see Bear there because he was probably filming another commercial that we will all get to see 10,000+ times this season...

 

[fishonjazz]

@fishonjazz please tell me you got an HD quality picture of Kristens *** to share. Itd of made the whole thing worth it.

Sneaky blurred picture to protect your safety from the wife will suffice

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I commented to wife that I liked kristens pants........ She knew why. At that point my risk of injury was already to high to take a picture of kk. Even though my wifes weapons were safely in the car, I have taught her how to box over the years and of course told her to always kick a man in the nutz if in danger. So I decided to not talk about or even look at KK anymore.

Thanks for the summary, would rep.

No problem

I would say your wife should hang out with mine but we both might end up single after they run off together.

If your wife had booze in her purse then we should definitely never ever hang out

No booze but probably some weed on her person somewhere.

Your wife sounds hot.

She is. Wish I could have posted a picture I took of the three of us. (wife, daughter and me out in front of the jazz note)

What the hell were you guys expecting to run into over there?

Hoping that somehow GH would be there

A Leatherman is a pretty standard tool (poor self defense weapon)

Mace is a pretty standard self defense weapon to protect yourself from men or bears (poor tool)

Pointy stabby brass knuckles are...
Well they're...

Apparently they aren't allowed in the Delta Airlines Solar Powered Smart Nuclear Waste Facility

Lol

I went. I wasn't expecting much, but I still expected more. Didn't even see Bear when I was there. (we got there in time to see the shooting competition start)

Arena looks nice. Seats were nice. Free was nice. I would have liked a little more though. Best part of the night was Mitchell hitting a half court shot.

Well put. I was expecting the bear to be there doing bear things as well and thought my daughter would like that. I guess after winning all those mascot awards he is now above things like this.
It was so short too. When it was over I was like, That's it? I think it was less than an hour long. I did see that the fanzz store was very busy. Pretty sure that is the real reason they even do these type things. They made lots of money yesterday with merchandise sales im sure.

Oh and I called a fanzz store a couple of days ago to see if they were doing the promo again where you spend 100 dollars and get 2 free jazz tickets (usually lower bowl) and they said that fanzz was sold to another company and no longer has any affiliation with the LHM company so they will never do that promo again. I had no idea. Sucks cause that was a bad *** promo.

 

[Hitman]

Can't decide if this is good or bad for the Jazz.

It was only 15 shots with 3 money balls, so he scored 14 out of a max of 18.

 

[JFFR]

He seemed very aloof. Tbh I think that his personality has hurt him on the court and with this team. His lack of communication skills is a big hinderance for what quin wants on this team.

I think you are reading into it too much.

Locke is doing this really awkward podcast where he interviews players about what makes the culture of the team so great. Yesterday I listened to his interview of Ingles. Locke has this question where he talks about how one positive person can have a significant impact on a team, likewise a negative person can poison an entire group. He asks all the players to identify one positive person on the team. Ingles identified Burks and went on to talk about how everyone likes Burks, respects his work and how he's a great teammate. How he stayed ready all year long despite not getting minutes and everyone was happy to see him succeed.

I'll take Ingles' take over yours!

Source: Locked on Jazz podcast (but be warned, this culture code think Locke is doing is incredibly awkward...even by his standards!)

 

[mellow]

Thanks to Fish's wife I got some very interesting Amazon suggestions at the bottom of Jazzfanz this morning.

Wish I could figure out how to screen shot and post it. Brass knuckles, Damascus Steel Blade, tactical gloves. No Leatherman though.