Time to Tank

[Miggs]

A loss to the Grizz at home? Cmon. Shouldn’t happen. Wtf. Something’s not right with Donovan and we have a tough schedule the next five weeks or so, so the tank is the only logical route this season.

This should invigorate the players, getting them excited for next season when Donovan is healthy and we have Zion “Naturally Dark” (a play off of National Park zoobs) Williamson here to dunk over fools and be the stretch 4 we need.

Stretch his waist line, not from the field.

We do this and then flip Grayson, Faves and three 1sts to the Hawks for Taurean Prince and we’re loaded and primed to win next year.

Who’s with me?

 

[Miggs]

Biff!

 

[Archie Moses]

I approve of this thread. The Jazz love to troll the board and play like **** until we lose our mind and can't think of anything other than tanking. Then they pull their head out of their ***. Unless coached by Corbin.


#tankformacmcclung

 

[Miggs]

Rubio-Exum
Mitchell-O’Neale
Prince-Ingles
Zion-Crowder
Gobert-IDGAF

 

[Miggs]

I approve of this thread. The Jazz love to troll the board and play like **** until we lose our mind and can't think of anything other than tanking. Then they pull their head out of their ***. Unless coached by Corbin.


#tankformacmcclung

So vote fool. This is a democracy!

 

[Miggs]

Biffed the public/private thing.

 

[Archie Moses]

So vote fool. This is a democracy!

I didn't see the poll. I was on my phone. Now, I'm on my trusted laptop with airport wifi looking to burn a few hours while pretending to work.

It's a hard life, you know?

 

[Miggs]

Three road games in a row va the Rox, Pels, and Mavs (who always give us trouble) sets up 1-5 nicely.

 

[elan_prodigy]

Rubio-Exum
Mitchell-O’Neale
Prince-Ingles
Zion-Crowder
Gobert-IDGAF

Why would you bring the tank commander back?

 

[SCS]

Oh god.. somebody is already going there...

 

[str8line]

Tankrrific play from pretty much everyone last night. I like that Quin analyzes the performance so well though. Hell, Golden State lost their next game too.

 

[checkbookdoc]

I say we fake tank by: 1) Floating the story that Grayson tripped DM in practice and Mitchell is likely out for the year, 2) have Crowder publicly punch Ingles in the face getting both players off the floor for a few weeks (realistic because most teams have players that would like to punch Ingles), 3) have Rudy publicly demand a trade, 4) finally, have Snyder say that he is leaving the team for a few months to enter a rehab program.

Once the Jazz have lost 3 or 4 the value of their draft pick will skyrocket, and we can trade for a good player and laugh at everyone!

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I’m on board with this but only as a reverse jinx... once I jumped on the tank last year we started winning.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Jazz are going to smash the Rockets.

 

[Jazzbg]

Right now I expect rings, it's too early to jump on the tank.

 

[MVP]

**** no to trading Allen and keeping Exum. Are you crazy?

 

[LoPo]

We just need to let Burks, Favors, and Rubio walk next summer. Then we sign Jaylen Brown to a max deal. If Boston matches on Brown, sign Rozier (low key make Donovan happy move). If Boston matches there, try Middleton, Durant, Klay, Kawhi, Tobias Harris, Mirotic.

If we get nobody, so be it. I like our team even without Rubio, Favors and Burks if everyone keeps developing.

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[Alfalfa]

We just need to let Burks, Favors, and Rubio walk next summer. Then we sign Jaylen Brown to a max deal. If Boston matches on Brown, sign Rozier (low key make Donovan happy move). If Boston matches there, try Middleton, Durant, Klay, Kawhi, Tobias Harris, Mirotic.

If we get nobody, so be it. I like our team even without Rubio, Favors and Burks if everyone keeps developing.

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Brown is not worth the max.

 

[MVP]

try Middleton, Durant, Klay, Kawhi, Tobias Harris, Mirotic.

What in the world are you smoking?

 

[LoPo]

He is a star if he didn't have to play with all those other wings. He is the perfect Robin to our Spida

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