Waddup party people!
Since I am going to the game tonight with wifey, I figured I'd make the game thread.
I'm very torn. I don't know if I want the Jazz to tank or to fight through like they did last season. But I'm fairly sure I don't want to walk out of Barclays Center tonight with a bunch of noob Nets fans taunting me for my Jazz jersey. I don't think I've ever gone to a Jazz game here in Brooklyn when Utah didn't win. I think I've been to five of the six or seven games the Jazz have played here.
You know the famous Jazz fan, I think he's a doctor, sits on the front row behind the hoop? Dude had some great signs back in the day. I just looked him up, Dr. Anderson.
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Fascinating dude. Super fan. Definitely nutty as a macadamia cookie (https://www.slcdunk.com/2014/12/4/7...anderson-threatened-with-lifetime-ban-reports). I don't know if he still represents, but there is basically his equivalent here in Brooklyn. He's an old Jewish guy, can't be younger than 80.
He is ****in LIT AF FAM. Check out the devil's horns he's making with his hand. Worship satan heavy metal old bastard!!
That's the kind of superfan Brookyn has to offer. Of course, a lot of turdboxes here wear Nets gear because it's the only team Brooklyn has (technically we also have the NY Islanders, but lol hockey amirite). There's a lot of good food options at Barclays. Usually the missus and I hit up Shake Shack before the game. **** is dope. And the arena is really nice, too, but they literally...literally have banners hanging in the rafters for Jay-Z and Biggie. Like, I get it, they are Brooklyn royalty, but it's mad corny to give them a banner.
But anyways, we're sitting in lower bowl tonight, row 10. If any of you have the balls to watch this monstrosity, be on the lookout for a handsome devil with the rainbow Mitchell jersey and his hot wife with the red Jazz tee.
****in...go Jazz!
Since I am going to the game tonight with wifey, I figured I'd make the game thread.
I'm very torn. I don't know if I want the Jazz to tank or to fight through like they did last season. But I'm fairly sure I don't want to walk out of Barclays Center tonight with a bunch of noob Nets fans taunting me for my Jazz jersey. I don't think I've ever gone to a Jazz game here in Brooklyn when Utah didn't win. I think I've been to five of the six or seven games the Jazz have played here.
You know the famous Jazz fan, I think he's a doctor, sits on the front row behind the hoop? Dude had some great signs back in the day. I just looked him up, Dr. Anderson.
Fascinating dude. Super fan. Definitely nutty as a macadamia cookie (https://www.slcdunk.com/2014/12/4/7...anderson-threatened-with-lifetime-ban-reports). I don't know if he still represents, but there is basically his equivalent here in Brooklyn. He's an old Jewish guy, can't be younger than 80.
He is ****in LIT AF FAM. Check out the devil's horns he's making with his hand. Worship satan heavy metal old bastard!!
That's the kind of superfan Brookyn has to offer. Of course, a lot of turdboxes here wear Nets gear because it's the only team Brooklyn has (technically we also have the NY Islanders, but lol hockey amirite). There's a lot of good food options at Barclays. Usually the missus and I hit up Shake Shack before the game. **** is dope. And the arena is really nice, too, but they literally...literally have banners hanging in the rafters for Jay-Z and Biggie. Like, I get it, they are Brooklyn royalty, but it's mad corny to give them a banner.
But anyways, we're sitting in lower bowl tonight, row 10. If any of you have the balls to watch this monstrosity, be on the lookout for a handsome devil with the rainbow Mitchell jersey and his hot wife with the red Jazz tee.
****in...go Jazz!
