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Nevermind, found it.

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sns-bc-fl--suspect-chews-car-seat-20190111-story.html

Authorities say a Florida man chewed up part of a car seat in a deputy's cruiser after being arrested for drug possession.

Monroe County Sheriff's officials pulled over 37-year-old Melvin Stubbs Thursday night after noticing the window tint on his vehicle was too dark. Stubbs had a warrant for violating probation stemming from cocaine sales.

Authorities say Stubbs tried to run as they apprehended him and they deployed their Taser. The deputies said they found cocaine in his jacket pocket and later noticed he had eaten or chewed off part of the backseat of the patrol car. He was placed in foot restraints and taken to the hospital.
 
Or is this it?

http://www.wtxl.com/news/florida-ma...cle_0df5c88a-15f4-11e9-b200-a3b1da944d34.html

SANTA ROSA COUNTY, Fla. (WTXL) - A Florida man is behind bars after he reportedly said he was going to kill his neighbors with a machete that had the word "kindness" written on the side.

Bryan Duane Stewart, 30, has been arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.


WEAR obtained an arrest report that detailed how Stewart was arrested.

Deputies responded to a home in Milton for reports of banging and yelling. According to their report, a witness saw Stewart say, "he was going to 'kill'em with kindness.'"


The neighbors then went over to the home because a woman and child were inside. WEAR reports Stewart then grabbed a small machete knife with the word "kindness" written on the side and tried to stab one of the neighbors.

Stewart also ended up cutting another neighbor who tried to help. When authorities arrived, the report says Stewart had a strong odor of alcohol coming from him and was belligerent.
 
Or maybe this?

A chaotic scene played out in a Publix parking lot in Clermont, Florida, on Wednesday.

According to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office, officers were called out to the supermarket on U.S. Highway 27 over a silver car driving in circles.

When a deputy made contact with the driver, later identified as Mohammad Choudhary, his eyes were bloodshot and glassy and his breath reeked of alcohol, according to the arrest report.

This wasn’t the first 911 call made over this individual. Deputies said an employee from a restaurant nearby had called to report that Choudhary had been kicked out because he was overly intoxicated.

A field sobriety test was conducted, which the 57-year-old failed, authorities say. The officer also observed the “arrestee had urinated himself.”

Apparently Choudhary was not a mean drunk, getting affectionate with the arresting officer, he wrote in the report.

“I tried to hold a conversation with the arrestee and he continuously stated that he loved me over and over.”

The Orlando native was charged with DUI second offense and refusal to submit to a Breathalyzer. He was released on $2,000 bond.
 
This must be it for sure!!! sounds like what yamers would do!!!

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-twice-in-pinellas

CLEARWATER, Fla. (FOX 13) - A man is facing charges for exposing and touching himself in public for the second time in one week.

Jason Tietz, 47, was first arrested on Wednesday January 9 following an incident at Hotel Zamora on St. Pete Beach. Police said Tietz was found naked and touching himself at the hotel's rooftop lounge.

Tietz was arrested but bonded out of the Pinellas County Jail shortly after.

Police said Tietz was caught again on Saturday, this time on Clearwater Beach.

According to an arrest report, five young girls spotted Tietz masturbating near the cabanas in front of the Hyatt Regency hotel. The girls told a cabana boy, 17-year-old Tyler Bauer, about the incident.

"A group of teenage girls came up to me and told me that there was a gentleman fondling with himself in a cabana," Bauer said.

Bauer tried to approach Tietz to see what was happening.

"He just kind of walked off and started walking toward the street," Bauer said. "When I followed him and yelled 'Get back here, you're not going to get away with what you just did.'"

The teen chased the suspect into a nearby parking garage where he and a few good Samaritans were able to hold Tietz until police arrived. It wasn't all smooth sailing for Bauer though.

"We tried to pull him out and that's when I got punched by the gentleman," Bauer said. "I remember while I was laying on the ground the guy started to apologize."

Police responded and took Tietz into custody. He now faces several felonies, including lewd and lascivious exhibition and child abuse for punching Bauer.

Bauer's father said he was proud of his son, but hopes he doesn't make chasing suspects a habit.

"I'm proud of him, but he's got to be careful in the future of doing that because it could've gone wrong," C.J. Bauer said.

Arrest records show that the suspect is facing similar charges in South Dakota.
 
It's possible all of these are Yammers, as the art of the alt is a trait many jazzfanzerz have learned, all of those different names might just be aliases.
 
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