Small Father's Day gift ideas

[infection]

Looking for small gift. Thus far, thinking about an Obama or Kanye prayer candle. What other small suggestions from Amazon?

 

[LogGrad98]

Getting my dad a new cell phone. Lots of great mid-range cell phones out the right now for pretty cheap. Even older top-end phones for cheaper. Found a Galaxy S8+ for about 350.

 

[Stoked]

Bought my daughters step dad a belt buckle with his initial on it per her request. He’s country so it works.

 

[Miggs]

A 20 year old tight, little package. I’d die for one for the day.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Bought my daughters step dad a belt buckle with his initial on it per her request. He’s country so it works.

I bought my daughter's step dad an exploding wallet per her request. He's an ******* so it works.

 

[JazzGal]

I usually give my dad a few bucks because he's made terrible life decisions and is broke, even though he has around $5000 per month in retirement. We also take him out to dinner. It is the least we can do, literally. He isn't our favorite person.

This year, however, he has leukemia for the third time, his 7th wife left him and he just moved into another apartment, and we've just discovered that he no longer has a recliner or a decent couch. He used to have a nice recliner, but he doesn't know what happened to it - his mind is going, apparently. I suspect he gave it away because he likes to pretend that he's rich and generous (except to his kids). So he's been sitting on a folding chair in his front room. Even our hardened hearts feel sad, so we're buying him a nice recliner with heat and massage. And we are threatening his life if he gives it away.

 

[fishonjazz]

A 20 year old tight, little package. I’d die for one for the day.

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[fishonjazz]

I usually give my dad a few bucks because he's made terrible life decisions and is broke, even though he has around $5000 per month in retirement. We also take him out to dinner. It is the least we can do, literally. He isn't our favorite person.

This year, however, he has leukemia for the third time, his 7th wife left him and he just moved into another apartment, and we've just discovered that he no longer has a recliner or a decent couch. He used to have a nice recliner, but he doesn't know what happened to it - his mind is going, apparently. I suspect he gave it away because he likes to pretend that he's rich and generous (except to his kids). So he's been sitting on a folding chair in his front room. Even our hardened hearts feel sad, so we're buying him a nice recliner with heat and massage. And we are threatening his life if he gives it away.

Of course his mind is going..... 7 wives? Sheesh, poor sob

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[Joe Bagadonuts]

I usually give my dad a few bucks because he's made terrible life decisions and is broke, even though he has around $5000 per month in retirement. We also take him out to dinner. It is the least we can do, literally. He isn't our favorite person.

This year, however, he has leukemia for the third time, his 7th wife left him and he just moved into another apartment, and we've just discovered that he no longer has a recliner or a decent couch. He used to have a nice recliner, but he doesn't know what happened to it - his mind is going, apparently. I suspect he gave it away because he likes to pretend that he's rich and generous (except to his kids). So he's been sitting on a folding chair in his front room. Even our hardened hearts feel sad, so we're buying him a nice recliner with heat and massage. And we are threatening his life if he gives it away.

^Mind blowing.

 

[Stoked]

A 20 year old tight, little package. I’d die for one for the day.

Dude. Don’t. They’re ****ing insane. They might be a 8-10 on the hot scale but they’re a 50 on the crazy side.

 

[Stoked]

Of course his mind is going..... 7 wives? Sheesh, poor sob

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Two exes cured me of that sick desire.

 

[Miggs]

Dude. Don’t. They’re ****ing insane. They might be a 8-10 on the hot scale but they’re a 50 on the crazy side.

I’m married. I wouldn’t. But a man can dream.

 

[One Brow]

A 20 year old tight, little package. I’d die for one for the day.

50 is better than 20.

 

[Stoked]

I’m married. I wouldn’t. But a man can dream.

I think you misspelled nightmare lol

 

[fishonjazz]

I think wes just said for a day guys.

Like most all of that day would be banging is my guess


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[Stoked]

I think wes just said for a day guys.

Like most all of that day would be banging is my guess


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It’s a trap!! A day turns into a tight little thing cooking a cat in a stock pot in your kitchen.

RUN WES RUN! Jesus God! Someone pray! RUN. Anyone good with a sniper rifle? We need to protect our boy!

 

[LogGrad98]

Dude. Don’t. They’re ****ing insane. They might be a 8-10 on the hot scale but they’re a 50 on the crazy side.

For a single day I want about a 70 on crazy

 

[Stoked]

For a single day I want about a 70 on crazy

But that’s just it. A 70 crazy doesn’t cut off at midnight. It hunts you, and your family, down.

Does my 2018 teach no one anything?

 

[LogGrad98]

But that’s just it. A 70 crazy doesn’t cut off at midnight. It hunts you, and your family, down.

Does my 2018 teach no one anything?

You have to be quicker on the draw. The problem is exit strategy.

 

[Scat]

You have to be quicker on the draw. The problem is exit strategy.

Murder is illegal.